Pet Peeves

[Sammyjo]

Ok, so some of you are wondering what the hell this has to do with sex...let me assure you...it has absolutely nothing to do with sex, unless you have a sexual pet peeve.

Here are mine:

When you go in the bathroom to ummm...do number 2...LOL...and the last person to use the toilet has not flushed it and to top it off, they quite obviously didn't use toilet paper...yuck (cuz i can't do #2 unless the toilet has nothing in it...am i the only one? it disturbs me)

When you get "stalked" on your way to your parked car (either at the mall, Target, or even school, or wherever you go) I actually had some loser ask to drive me to my car so they could have my spot (sorry if you are that loser...LOL)

When you see these jerks driving 70 in a 35, but you go 40 and get a ticket. (because seriously, the cops are never around when the real law breakers are out and about)

When people ask me what I do for fun and I say nothing and they don't believe me. (Or when I tell them how boring I really am, they try to urge me to be honest...why the hell would I lie to a perfect stranger?)

Your turn....

 

[Rosebud]

driving behind someone who has their blinker on and has had it on for the last 10-20 miles. Cell phones everywhere...even in the bathroom while they are on the toilet.

 

[Ravenloft]

Hmm... My pet peeve would have to be when people punch me in the face even though I make it a point to tell them not to...

"Not in the face! Not in the face!"

It never seems to works for some odd reason...

But seriously (Can I be serious? I don't know... Lets try it and find out, eh?) What really pisses me off is when I am at work...

Damn! Lets try this again...
When I am at work and customers bring in bottles they didn't count and I count them for em, write up their order and the basterds stand there and second guess me!

Yep, thats what pisses me off...

 

[Nicole]

Ravenloft your not telling me that someone would punch you in the face! YOU! Never.

My pet peeves are when someone sits in their car and quite Blatantly picks their nose.

When You have a child and everyone asks when you are going to have another one. (I feel like telling them to Piss off and Leave me alone, but I just smile and say "OH" I am happy with one WHICH IS THE TRUTH).

Also I hate when a mother will spit on a hankercheif and then wipe her childs face with it (How unhigenic).

And Ravenloft they probably don't say Thank-you either (right).

 

[Angel]

Work Pet Peeves :
I work in a Fast Food restaurant. I've been there for quite a few years and I am a manager. I HATE when people come through and I tell them the total and they argue with me. I have most of the damn menu memorized and can add them in my head and 99% of the time get an accurate answer. The other 1% I'm only off by a cent or two. Yet even when I give them a reciept they argue with me and tell me I'm wrong.

Or, when they make my crew ring up a whole order and they pay and it's all bagged and they change their mind and want a whole new order completely different.

OR, Although my nametag says manager, and I am obviously in a Manager uniform, people come up and say
"Can I talk to a Manager"

I answer "I am a Manager"

I get looked over and "Can I talk to someone grown up?"

Uh yeah thanks ALOT. I'm 21 asshole and theres a reason I'm a manager. ::rolls her eyes::


Non-Work Pet Peeves.

When I am trying to write (Other than my newfound obsession with Erotic Stories, I write poetry and Non-Erotic Stories) And my boyfriend hovers behind me asking "What ya doing"

WRITING MORON. Hehe. I can't concentrate with him behind me like that.


And when I'm driving, and I'm doing OVER the speed limit and some jackass behind me tailgates, beeps and then passes me giving me dirty looks. LOL.

 

[Fubar]

Watching a film on tv and having to endure advert after advert. Back in the UK it was not so bad but out here in Oz are on every 10 minutes or so and it pisses me off. One good example is the Xfiles, just as the climax is upon us, off we go to a advert. ahhhhhhhhhh

 

[Hans]

I hate telephones. I really do. I think if I had a cell phone it would end up in the bottom of our swimming pool real quick. Nothing is better at breaking my concentration than a phone that starts going off. I live with 4 other people and our phone just never stops ringing. Luckily we have caller ID so I don't have to worry about answering it if it isn't for me. But having to hear it ring is almost painful even so. If its for someone else I just let it ring and if they aren't here then the answering machine gets it. I used to answer and try to take messages, but not anymore. I'm not a damn receptionist and that is why we have the machine to begin with. I almost never know where the people I live with are when they aren't here or at work, so I can't answer when the person who is calling asks which they invariably do.

My other main peeve also concerns telelphones. We have call waiting and I always click over when a call comes in. One of my roomates doesn't. Then he accuses me of not doing it when someone calls and no one answers!

I also can't stand people who treat anyone under the age of 18 like they are stupid. It really grates on my nerves when some person or another is going off on some young person because they said fuck or is afraid that they might hear the word. This didn't make any sense to me when I was younger and it makes even less now. What really suprises me is how many people grow up to treat their kids the same way they were treated and there is rarely any rational reason for it.

I also despise the 21 drinking age and hate even more the people who try to enforce it. I'm not talking about cops, they are only doing their job, and not all of them will give someone over 18 much trouble. I'm talking about regular people who will try to interfere with someone over 18 who is trying to drink. It makes me want to retch when I see someone trying to enforce an unjust law. I think that if congress passed a law saying that no one could breathe on Tuesdays, they'd all be dead come next week. Basically I hate all the ways in which our society discriminates based on age. I probably wouldn't be mentioning any of this if Eve hadn't brought up age differences, but there you have it.

 

[Hullo_nurse]

One of my biggest pet peeves is....

when he farts while I am giving him a blowjob

Another one? When his tongue gets "tired" before I cum

Another one?? When I am right on the edge of cumming with him & he blows his load and then says "sorry, I just couldn't wait any longer"

 

[*Eve*]

Sammy Jo: you just opened up a can of worms, here it goes:

I hate when people don't hold the elevators when they see you rushing to get on..

I hate when I'm the phone with someone and they use take the liberty to use the toilet while they're still talking

I hate when people cut you off on the road and then they wave at you as if everything is okay

I hate when someone does number two in my bathroom and doesn't use the air freshner that I place strategically by the toilet.

ok, now that I've got that off my chest I feel better.
Thanks for letting me vent

[This message has been edited by *Eve* (edited 02-10-2000).]

 

[Sammyjo]

I certainly try to make every day pleasant for all of you....LOL

I love to bitch, so I may be adding to this post until the day I die...

 

[Guest]

Ok. This isn't really a pet peeve, but I do have a beef.

I was reading the news on Yahoo today and it turns out that actor Jim Varney died of cancer. Bad enough to die, right? Well imagine that you died and the first two lines of your nationally published obit read:

"Hey, Vern!" Guy Dies
Ernest is going to heaven.

That's a direct quote of the first two lines of the article. It's sad. In a funny way, of course, but still - the guy is dead. If you go to Yahoo news, you can see the article.

Here's the other thing. What the hell happened to Ernest? There's a recent pic of him and he doesn't look like he should. I don't think it's the cancer, either. He's got an earring and a goatee - what the hell?

Where have all of our childhood heros gone?

Goodnight, Ernest, rest in peace.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I hate it when;
I'm driving the speed limit and someone hurries to pull out in front of me only to go half the speed limit

I'm finally talking to the sales person after waiting in line for 15 minutes and have to wait when someone calls in an order

I can't get everyone to shut both the seat and the lid on the toilet agghh it's not there to hide the toilet tank.

It is time to vote and I make the effort to go but there is no one worth voting for

 

[Satiana]

ok, my pet peeve is kinda along with the others in the bathroom.

Is it that hard to put a new roll of toilet paper on the roll thing when you use it all?

Why when the laundry basket is 2 inches from you, they still throw their clothes on the floor?

Make the bed!

I really hate when my husband shaves and leaves all his hair in the sink.

For the people who have kids, is it really that hard to take the juice or Koolaid container out of the fridge when it is empty!

Well, I think that is it.

 

[Sammyjo]

The thing about pet peeves is that you have a never ending supply of them. Sheesh...that thing about putting empty containers back!!! It isn't just kids doing it, my DAD does it...my MOM does it...it's ridiculous. I seem to always be picking up after people. For example, my daughter and I live here with my mom and dad, brother and sister. Do you think just one of these people could pick up their shit? NO!!! Sam can do it, she doesn't have anything to do...apparently the word slave has taken on a whole new meaning in my life.

 

[Avatar]

I like this topic! I gives me space to express my hate of yuppies...

I now absolutely hate it when taking public transport, and some typical yuppie gets a call on his/her cell phone and decides he/she is the most important thing on the bus/train so what does he/she do?
Yell in to the fucking phone as if its a bad connection or something!

Then, they fucken smile at the other passengers mouthing the words "its mine"...
About a week ago I replied to one such man in a suit "Who gives a shit mate?" -these people need to be put in their place! to everyone reading this, I urge you to do what I did, burst their inflated ego untill they talk at atleast normal conversation levels...
Its not really a great way to make the world a better place.....but it sure helps!

oh yeah sorry this wasn't really a sexual pet peeve, but I sure felt like ramming the cell phone up his ass... I sure hope that counts...


[This message has been edited by Avatar (edited 02-11-2000).]

 

[Sammyjo]

Yes, it definitely counts, and I can relate to this one as well. My dad got a cell phone because he drives a truck, and he wanted it in case an emergency situation arose. So, he talks all extra loud in it. My brother makes fun of him, we all have a good laugh....blah blah blah...soon, my brother thinks HE needs a cell phone. So he gets one, proceeds to YELL into it every time it rings. The other day my dad says to me "He really talks loud in that thing" so I say "So do you buddy"
It was a very enlightening experience for him.

Moral: if someone annoys the hell out of you, make a point to tell them, because if you don't...rest assured they will continue to do it.

 

[Spicy1]

I was laughing and nodding my head in agreement on these pet peeves.. Heres my work related one:
As a receptionist in a law firm one of my duties is to show clients into the conference room then inform the attorney that is going to see said clients that they are there. 9 times out of 10 the attorneys will ask me if I showed the clients into the conference room. Arg, I usally have some smart assed coment like "no, I sent them out for coffee". I guess I hate it when people ask a stupid question.

 

[Fletch_99]

i mainly hate, when some one pulls out in front of you, but can plainly see that there's no one behind you, but does it any way, then they get pissed off because you pass them. and tail gaters

 

[Sammyjo]

I was almost killed the other day...people are so fucking inconsiderate...some loser in a truck, pulling a trailer pulls right out of the gas station (without stopping at the sign, mind you), which causes me to have to come to a complete stop so his dumb ass can get through. Now, normally, I would just be a little pissed...but it had snowed, and it was icy...I honked at him hoping he would follow me (road rage, ya know), but no such luck...I would have loved to rake him over the coals for that....as well as call his supervisor and get his ass in heaps of trouble...bastard...fucking bruiser...

 

[Slut_boy]

I get peeved, wait wrong word, I get distressed when I am misunderstood....and god knows that I am forever being misunderstood. I always seem to be trying to justify my beliefs to someone who thinks I am a nutter. Why can't I just be....even if its for just a week in my entire life. I dream of a world where people can see some of the stuff that goes on through my eyes.

Sorry to off-load....but that is the purpose of the thread...isn't it Sammy?

 

[Whispersecret]

I hate it when...

...my husband leaves his used paper napkin on the counter after dinner. Like the trash can is five miles away and not right behind him.

...my students tell me the reason they don't have their homework was because their mom forgot to put it in their backpack. (Whose homework WAS it, Jimmy?)

...I hold the door open for someone coming in behind me and they fail to thank me.

...people litter public places. How hard is it to hold your candy wrapper until you find a trash can? And God forbid you keep that empty soda can in your own car until you can throw it away.

...I see young children WITH THEIR PARENTS at the theatre watching R-rated movies.

...I spend hours planting flowers in the front yard and the next day I see that a battalion of snails has decimated my garden.

 

[Steelydan]

i parked my car in a tow-away zone the other day and when i came back the entire area was gone...i HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

 

[Renee]

I have so many pet peeves, where do I begin? Let's see first, I agree with a lot of the ones already mentioned above. From the Cars on the road, Cell Phones, Laundry and Toilet problems to ...holding the door open for someone coming in behind me and they fail to say thank you... I HATE THAT! When that happens I yell directly at them.. YOUR WELCOME!! and it really pisses me off when after doing that, the walk away as though it wasn't them I was yelling it to... AAAGGGHH!! When they do say.. Oh thank you.. I say I thought so.. and walk away.

Okay now that I cleared that up, let me get to my list...

1. I hate when my husband puts his dirty dishes or glass on the counter.. NEXT to the sink and ABOVE The dishwasher.. is it so hard to lower them into the sink? Is the dishwasher door to heavy to open??? Drives me NUTS!

2. When dh stacks papers, books, worn clothes, and anything else he may have had in his hands on the stairs.. is he too lazy to put them where they belong? Or, does he think this is the proper place for them so I can see them and put them where they belong? Either way, they lay there until I go into a screaming fit to get him to move them.

3. I hate when I am doing 70 on the highway and someone passes me.. it forces me to go faster and pass them, I can't let them beat me.. lol. Oh wait, sorry, I think that classifies as road rage not a pet peeve

5. People who park in handicapped spaces when they aren't handicapped

6. My Mother-in-Law - she can grate on anyone's nerves

7. When I go to the doctors and he asks "how are you today?" I feel like saying "Asshole, if I were feeling well I wouldn't be here making you rich!"

8. OMG! The one thing that really gets me is the Nail Salon. They talk english until you sit down at the station, and then they only seem to talk Korean.. what's up with that? Hate it.

I can go on and on but I'll spare you all that gets to me.. especially since thinking of all of these things is pissing me off

Talk to you later, Renee

 

[Nobody Special]

Ravenloft I wouldn't second guess you if you were Right more often on your counting.

Angel, I'd like that supersized (after the order is filled and bagged)

I hate that one myself.

One of my biggest is the refreshing of old threads that have nothing in them but... nothing.

Another is arguing on the threads. Just too depressing.

E

[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 03-05-2000).]

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Okay...so, before I go on about my pet peeves...I have a question. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS "VIRGIN" THINGY UNDER MY NAME? *LoL* I don't get it!

Aahhhhh....anyway...on with the pet peeves...

I breed Australian Shepherds for a living, and it pisses me off to no end when someone will call in and ask me if I have any litters coming soon, and I tell them "yes, Ma'am, we've got one due this weekend!"

And they tell me "ok, well, I want one with two white feet, and two copper feet, I want half of it's face to be black, I want one ear to stick up and the other to flip over, and I want it to be a female with a tail."

"Okay, ma'am! Let me just punch that into the computer on Mommy's belly for ya!"

Grrrrr...

Bossy Aussie