Personals

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

PERSONALS The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm very good looking and LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men can be so EASY!!!

 

[bknight2602]

PERSONALS The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm very good looking and LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men can be so EASY!!!

How true but with a lead in like this who could resist?

 

[DarlingPen]

lol...how sad

*throws away number*

 

[Bindii]

lol...how sad

*throws away number*

Lmao!


I've actually seen this joke before, but its still funny.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

But... but, what's the number? It is all x'd out!




I've always said that dogs were better companions than most humans. If I were into beastiality (I most definitely am not!) - then I would be set for life.

If some Humane society actually did this, then it would be a cool joke to call up and ask about the sexual preferences of the dog. When the person answering the phone tries to make it clear that this is a dog and not a human, just say "oh I know that - I am very into having sex with dogs, now tell me more..." - I bet they hang up on you pretty quick.

 

[intrigued]

This thread is TOO funny!

DP, come here, I'll make it better.....

 

[JerseyBoy]

Hey DP...is that an owl sitting on your shoulder?