Perogies...

Cat, I NEVER said you couldn't pour chocolate sauce all over me. I said, you couldn't pierce my belly button.
 
See, I don't like my pirogies dunked in butter with onions. My grandmother made pirogies with saurkraut and ground meat, and you fried them in just a little butter, just to get the outsides nice & brown, and then you put ketchup on 'em. I've had them your way, and they're very nice, but nothing like the way I grew up eatin 'em. When I finally snap and shave my head and start shooting strangers, and they give me the chair, I'm having pirogies as my last meal.

Though I agree, I do like my women covered in chocolate sauce...mmm...chocolate woman...

Oh, and NEVER mess with peanut butter. Not even creamy. We thought we were being playful, went to the kitchen, got out the Peter Pan. You ever try to lick up peanut butter that's been in the fridge? Fuhgetaboutit. I'm there licking her stomach like a dog for ten minutes and she's wiping at it with a wet towel and NOTHING. I all but dislocated my tongue and she walked around smelling like a Reese's Cup all day. We crossed that fine line between kinky and really stupid.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hehehe.. sorry guys. I work in a Deli where you have to price and put out at least 200 each day. We sell that much. The less I hear about perogies, the better. *g* No offense, *bratcat* coz they are tasty. Just annoying at times. *g*
 
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