Perfect Boobs

[@}-}rebecca----]

Added bonus: they speak in an unseemly deep voice. [/snark]

Ohh I get it now, the voice was God, tripped my auditory domdar meter major league and my powers of recollection were temporarily compromised , scusey .

Ohh what a fabulous distraction though

Thanks again for the heads up Mr MWY. Elliott Gould did 'the voice' apparently pffffffffft.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ohh I get it now, the voice was God, tripped my auditory domdar meter major league and my powers of recollection were temporarily compromised , scusey .

Ohh what a fabulous distraction though

Thanks again for the heads up Mr MWY. Elliott Gould did 'the voice' apparently pffffffffft.

I much preferred his work in M*A*S*H anyways.


Back on topic: anyone care to comment on the perfectness of the boobage of one "Hot Lips Houlihan?"

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I much preferred his work in M*A*S*H anyways.


Back on topic: anyone care to comment on the perfectness of the boobage of one "Hot Lips Houlihan?"

Sally Kellerman or Loretta Swit please ?

 

[midwestyankee]

Sally Kellerman or Loretta Swit please ?

Ms. Kellerman, of course, since this was triggered by someone's mention of Elliott Gould.

 

[iluvyou3638]

i would want mine but a little higher up. that is all.

 

[intothewoods]

This is a weird thread. I think 'boobs' is a lame word. It's tres Beavis and Butthead, if you know what I mean. Oh. Wrong thread.

 

[lushlucid]

Real men don't like that look hon.

you're assuming she wants to look high fashion for men??

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Ms. Kellerman, of course, since this was triggered by someone's mention of Elliott Gould.

: laughs : Oops radar must have spiked again.

This scene should bother me more. I loved Hawkeye sitting in the lawnchair waiting for the show. Naughty boys : laughs :

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/Sally_Kellerman02MASH-LunarScan154.jpg

I have no opinion of Ms Kellerman's boobage.

 

[EmpressFi]

These are an example of my "perfect" boobies. Her name is Isabella Soprano and she works at the Bunny Ranch and has done quite a few porn movies.

 

[LittleJade]

Luna has perfect tits.

 

[midwestyankee]

Luna has perfect tits.

Says she whose own avs have revealed something not unlike perfection as well.

 

[LittleJade]

Says she whose own avs have revealed something not unlike perfection as well.

That's very flattering, but my tits are FAR from perfect.

For numerous reasons.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's very flattering, but my tits are FAR from perfect.

For numerous reasons.

If they are half as lovely as your smile and eyes (and from all previous appearances they are), then the distance from perfect to awful is a very, very long ways.

 

[LittleJade]

If they are half as lovely as your smile and eyes (and from all previous appearances they are), then the distance from perfect to awful is a very, very long ways.

*smile*

Flatterer.










(thanks)

 

[intothewoods]

not enough nipple contrast color, too plastic doll like for those of us given fashion dolls.

Similar but with some nipple differentiation would be better.

*cries* My breasts (breasts, people!) are not Netzach-perfect!

Oh, the white girl curse...

 

[LilyBart]

I'm actually pretty fond of mine. They do what I want when asked (sometimes even, when not asked). Gravity has been much kinder to them than to my ass, and for that I am grateful.

But they do not look like Ms Proctor's (although they might have, at one time....memory is dull) or Ms Kellerman's (not sure about Luna's since I haven't seen them.)

I just know I'm keeping these!

 

[graceanne]

Their's a part in . . . i forget the name of the movie, where drew barrymore is shirtless and she's got perfect boobs.

http://www.ihmcimg.com/picts05/2006/01/Drew_Barrymore028-thumb.jpg

http://www.temptressrocks.com/images/Drew1_Revieling.jpg

 

[Netzach]

*cries* My breasts (breasts, people!) are not Netzach-perfect!

Oh, the white girl curse...

It's ok. We'll just pretend it's 1921 and I can put some rouge on them.

 

[intothewoods]

It's ok. We'll just pretend it's 1921 and I can put some rouge on them.

Was that a thing??? The first I heard of it was reading Story of O or something. How funny.

 

[Essene]

These are an example of my "perfect" boobies. Her name is Isabella Soprano and she works at the Bunny Ranch and has done quite a few porn movies.

Oh I *heart* Isabella. She's my favorite one there. I don't have HBO anymore so I can't see the show.

Boobs though. Um boobs are just boobs. I like em when they're on someone I like.

 

[intothewoods]

you're assuming she wants to look high fashion for men??

Oh, exactly. I know how to dress for men, but I have spent many years dressing for other women and gay men. In fact, I used to get absolutely crazy nervous when meeting up with an old friend of mine, a beautiful gay man. I really was never attracted to him - he's more beautiful and almost fragile, not manly in the traditional sense of the word. Anyway, I have never gone to such lengths to impress a straight man. Frankly, I've yet to meet a straight man who payed that close attention!

But women and fashion? Women are something else. I don't fantasize about fucking women, but I am fascinated by them. It's only after having a son that I really started to pay attention to male gender issues, actually. The way women preen, compete for attention, check out another woman's outfit, or the brand of bag she's carrying - it is so freaking weird. To see a really wealthy woman breeze into a restaurant and immediately command attention - and I don't mean Paris Hilton, I mean, subtle details that certain people notice and altogether look flawless - I love watching that.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Perfect boobs?

The ones I am (in no particular order except as the thought occurs to me):

A. Binding
B. Poking needles into
C. Striking with a cane
D. Putting clamps and/or clothes pins on
E. Knocking said clothespins and/or clamps off of with a quirt
F. Setting fire to
G. Biting
H. Flogging
I. Shocking
J. Rubbing oil on
K. Cupping
L. Dripping wax on
M. Rubbing a knife over to take the wax off
N. Wrapping in pallet or saran wrap
O. Rubbing ice on

I'm sure I'll think of more things to add...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Oh! You mean like who's breasts we think are perfect?

In wisdom and discretion I will say this:

I have not seen them all, therefore I can not, with any certainty, say that I have found "the perfect pair". I will say that so far, I have enjoyed the search and I have rarely been disappointed.

 

[BiBunny]

Ever the diplomat, eh, EG?

 

[stickwork]

Really depends on whom the boobs are attached to.