Pepe's Top Ten Pick-up Lines

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1. SWEET HEART IF I FOLLOW YOU HOME WILL YOU KEEP ME.

2. NOT ONLY AM I GOOD-LOOKING, BABY DOLL, I'M RICH. INTERESTED?

3. YOU HAVE A MAP, YES? I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT SINCE I KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES.

4. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, MY DARLING, BECAUSE YOU TKE MY BREATH AWAY.

5. IF COULD REARRANGE THE ALPAHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.

6. PARDON ME, MON CHERI. I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, MAY I BORROW YOURS?

7. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES, NO?! I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THEM OFF OF YOU.

8. COFFEE? TEA? ME?

9. YOUR LEGS, THEY MUST BE TIRED, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.

10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?



Yeah, I know I'm a dork... but I thought this was cute.

*le sigh*

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i really like it

 

[DevilBoy79]

4. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, MY DARLING, BECAUSE YOU TKE MY BREATH AWAY.

7. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES, NO?! I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THEM OFF OF YOU.

10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?

i like these the best