People who write Erotica have shit sex lives.

[Eating_Scarlett]

Because if your sex life was so great, you'd be out there having sex, as opposed to just writing about it.

Discuss, losers.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'd be offended if it wasn't so true.



Curse your insidious accuracies.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

I'd be offended if it wasn't so true.



Curse your insidious accuracies.

I knew it!

 

[Guest]

I'll have you know my hand and I get along just fine. And we get it on at least 4 times a week.

 

[Guest]

Because if your sex life was so great, you'd be out there having sex, as opposed to just writing about it.

Discuss, losers.

Drop the case, or I won't speak to you when I'm in the USA.

 

[NoJo]

I have a shit sex life, I quite enjoy shit sex. But sometimes I like it vanilla.

 

[bg23]

you guys are so not helping my cause here.

come on people, protest! protest!

i know for a fact that some of you have sex, quite often.

 

[cloudy]

you guys are so not helping my cause here.

come on people, protest! protest!

i know for a fact that some of you have sex, quite often.

If none of us were having sex, where would the ideas for stories come from, hmmm?

 

[bg23]

If none of us were having sex, where would the ideas for stories come from, hmmm?

-nods-

that's the stuff.

 

[English Lady]

Oh i have lots of sex! Oh yes indeed. I tend to do most of my writing when I'm not having lots of sex though. It doesn't always happen that way but mostly it does.

 

[NoJo]

Hey eating, you're wearing white, I see. Isn't it time to graduate to red and let someone else do the work of your middle finger yet?

Only joking. I'm sure you're not a virgin.

 

[Guest]

Yes, some of the wildest things I've done have yet to show up in stories.

Damned field research keeps me from writing the stories.

Eating_Scarlett has over 5000 posts. Discuss.

 

[Guest]

But... but... But... Admiting to a good sex life would mean we're not available and then Eating_Scarlett won't want to blow me.

Besides this is more fun.

And it was mostly true. Well, very soon I will be making up for lost time with this absolutely gorgeous, wonderful indian warrior woman and my hand is gonna miss me. But it will have other things to occupy it so I don't think it will complain. And I sure as hell won't.

 

[impressive]

i know for a fact that some of you have sex, quite often.

Yuppers! And, oh perhaps 75% of the time, there's someone else in the room, even!

Can't write (well) what ya don't know!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Can't write (well) what ya don't know!

I hope to make at least half a career out of disproving this statement.

 

[cloudy]

But... but... But... Admiting to a good sex life would mean we're not available and then Eating_Scarlett won't want to blow me.

Besides this is more fun.

And it was mostly true. Well, very soon I will be making up for lost time with this absolutely gorgeous, wonderful indian warrior woman and my hand is gonna miss me. But it will have other things to occupy it so I don't think it will complain. And I sure as hell won't.

Yes, indeedy.

And, I expect the stories will only get better and more frequent.

 

[NoJo]

Yuppers! And, oh perhaps 75% of the time, there's someone else in the room, even!

Can't write (well) what ya don't know!

All my stories are based on real life experience. And I never exaggerate my measurements in my stories, or of the tapirs and antelopes in them either.

 

[Guest]

Yes, indeedy.

And, I expect the stories will only get better and more frequent.

Well, they will after a couple of years, when we actually have free time to write.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

my theory is correct then.

only losers write porn.

 

[Guest]

my theory is correct then.

only losers write porn.

May be. But then I don't write porn.

I write erotica.

 

[cloudy]

my theory is correct then.

only losers write porn.

Hmmm.....what does this statement say about those who read it?

 

[Guest]

Hmmm.....what does this statement say about those who read it?

And post a LOT on porno message boards?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

my theory is correct then.

only losers write porn.

It's more insidious than that.

Only losers write, period.

You see only losers have the borderline psychosis and introversion neccesary to imagine a storyline, invent characters, and devote worthwhile posturing hours mastering the language, plus the time to waste transmitting all of that to the paper or computer.

So bow before our Loserdom.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Oh, a serious discussion.

Write porn.

Well, one has to do something between mind-numbing sexual experiences, right?


I mean you can't just watch TV.


















Can you?

 

[cloudy]

And post a LOT on porno message boards?

Yep, and have to entertain themselves by starting a lot of shit with people they don't know.

Wonder if the GB kicked her out? I don't think she's appreciated over there, either.