People who bring down the property values

[Sillyman]

Hey. Y'know those people in your neighborhood? Y'know the ones I'm talking about. The ones who have the 3 foot tall grass on the lawn. The ones with 4 cars in the driveway and only one of them works? The ones who have cigarette butts everywhere? The ones with the dogs who bark and bark all night everynight until 3 am? Don't you just hate these people?

Hi, I'm them. Please to meet you.

 

[explain]

Please move out of my neighborhood. I thought I recognized you, slumslag.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hey how's it going, i guess my family and i are like that. except my neighbor is the one with the dog

 

[Sillyman]

Please move out of my neighborhood. I thought I recognized you, slumslag.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the stereo. I really love this thing, it's got killer bass to it.

BRRRM BRRRM BRRRM

 

[lobito]

I have a bigger problem with those who feel the need to complain excessively about it. They have a right to live how they want, you dont' have to be involved, nor concerned.

 

[amelia]

i live in crack town...all my neighbors are like that...

 

[xMorganx]

Oh, I thought you meant the drunken rednecks who have bought their 150lb 13 year old a trampoline(we have bets on when that thing justs rips from under him.)and insist on having all the other drunken idoiots over for a "Hey i was on cops too" reunion, where they all play vollyball and swim in the green fish filled swimming pool....My bad...

 

[glamorilla]

I can hear every single person in my apartment building fuck.

Which in theory is a good thing.

 

[kotori]

The ones who have the 3 foot tall grass on the lawn.

I like to think of it as "prairie restoration."

 

[MissTaken]

i live in crack town...all my neighbors are like that...

With a smile like that, I am sure you brighten things up.

I like your av!


As far as the topic of the thread goes, do what you want as long as I don't have to deal with it!

I am the neighbor with two unruly children whom everyone thinks are dying when they decide to get into a rumble and shout !

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, we could mow, but that would be work and stuff. *throws beer bottle into your flowers*

 

[amelia]

With a smile like that, I am sure you brighten things up.

I like your av!


As far as the topic of the thread goes, do what you want as long as I don't have to deal with it!

I am the neighbor with two unruly children whom everyone thinks are dying when they decide to get into a rumble and shout !

thank you!

you sound like my best friend...she use to be my neighbor...she'd always ask me if i could hear her kids screaming..i didn't have the heart to say yes..!

 

[MissTaken]

thank you!

you sound like my best friend...she use to be my neighbor...she'd always ask me if i could hear her kids screaming..i didn't have the heart to say yes..!

I can't be the worst kind of neighbor....

the grass stays short since I put them out on their leashes on an empty stomach!



Ouch! Bad Miss T!
My sense of humor is sagging along with everything else!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Hey, we could mow, but that would be work and stuff. *throws beer bottle into your flowers*

or.......you could go out and buy/steal a billy goat. I hear they are efficient little landscapers

 

[unclej]

hey sillyman, if you ever get around to mowing let me know if you find an extra lawnmower. i seem to have misplaced mine.

 

[MissTaken]

hey sillyman, if you ever get around to mowing let me know if you find an extra lawnmower. i seem to have misplaced mine.

I could loan you my kids!

 

[Sillyman]

No mower on earth will cut through that shit. I had to slingblade it.

 

[metal_minx]

Hey. Y'know those people in your neighborhood? Y'know the ones I'm talking about. The ones who have the 3 foot tall grass on the lawn. The ones with 4 cars in the driveway and only one of them works? The ones who have cigarette butts everywhere? The ones with the dogs who bark and bark all night everynight until 3 am? Don't you just hate these people?

Hi, I'm them. Please to meet you.

do you live next door to me?

 

[lovetoread]

I can hear every single person in my apartment building fuck.

Which in theory is a good thing.

But does it turn you on?

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Sillyman. It sounds like your neighborhood could use a good cleanup. Maybe construction of a Walmart would help get rid of the riff raff and bring in community concious people?

 

[JazzManJim]

I had to slingblade it.

Mmmm...most folks call 'em a Kaiser Blade. I just call 'em a Slingblade...mmmm....

 

[Nigel]

Mmmm...most folks call 'em a Kaiser Blade. I just call 'em a Slingblade...mmmm....

Bastard....you stole my line!! LMAO

"mmhmm....it's got a long handle on it...and a blade kinda shaped like a bananer....sharp on one edge, dull on the other...mmmhmmm"

 

[SINthysist]

Sillyman sounds like most of my tenents. You're not renting by any chance are you?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I have a bigger problem with those who feel the need to complain excessively about it. They have a right to live how they want, you dont' have to be involved, nor concerned.

In general I agree with you, but when they decide that the best time to work on there beater cars is 2AM-4AM and do it right next to our bedroom window. Then it becomes our concern.