People I'd like to punch in the face...

I wouldn't want to punch anyone in the face.

Making a fist tight enough would cause my well manicured nails to dig into my palm, and then the force of the blow would probably make them just dig in further, and that would be painful, for me. And there is the chance I could break one, even.

So if it's okay with everyone, I'll just be kneeing people in the balls instead.
 
I'd like to punch my ex husband's girlfriend because she's a snob and I hate people that roll their eyes.

Oh, that and one of the local weather guys.
 
CelestialBody said:
Purple Haze. He says I'm too thin to fuck.:(

I'm Popeye, you're Olive Oyl.

I'll wrap my fingers around your waist and jack off with you, with your arms and legs flailing away.

I'll be able to see my anchor-tatooed dick poking out between your ribs.

Ga, gik, gik, gik, gik, gik!
 
Oprah
Dubya
Jerry Fallwell
Pat Robertson
Every one of those 'faith healers'
And, provided he's a real person, Jack Chick
 
Jackie Chan
All WWF participants and fans
Margaret Thatcher
Jay Leno (his chin is such a great target)
Leonardo di Caprio
Hugh Grant
Kylie Minogue
Paul Hogan
anyone defending Walt Disney ent.
the bloody builders next door (SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!)

edited - because I'm a perfectionist...(.eat me.)
 
guilty pleasure said:
Jackie Chan
All WWF participants and fans
Margaret Thatcher
Jay Leno (his chin is such a great target)
Leonardo di Caprio
Hugh Grant
Kylie Minogue
Paul Hogan
anyone defending Walt Disney ent.
the bloody builders next door (SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!)

edited - because I'm a perfectionist...(.eat me.)


Why Jackie Chan?
 
Maxiofacial Damage..

Sodamn Insane
Bill Clinton
Daschel
Jesse Jackson
The entire Saudi Royal Family
The entire cast of "Not in our name."

*Let hands heal, then make another list.
 
I'd run out of arm before I ran out of people, at least on some days.

Thankfully, today is not one of those days.

Other days are brass knuckle days.
 
guilty pleasure said:
'Cos he irritates the heck outta me. :rolleyes:


awww, I think he's cute, well to each his own, but he's not as bad as Jonathan Edwards. I would love to punch him right in the mouth. What a scam artist.
 
guilty pleasure said:
'Cos he irritates the heck outta me. :rolleyes:

I like Jackie Chan, however if I did want to punch him, he would have to be shackled and blindfolded as well.


Dr. Laura I would punch with or without shackles. However, I would want to be blindfolded.
 
Re: Maxiofacial Damage..

Lost Cause said:
Sodamn Insane
Bill Clinton
Daschel
Jesse Jackson
The entire Saudi Royal Family
The entire cast of "Not in our name."

*Let hands heal, then make another list.

Why the Saudi Royal Family? They are big-time Bush family butt-buddies.
 
Re: Maxiofacial Damage..

Lost Cause said:
Sodamn Insane
Bill Clinton
Daschel
Jesse Jackson
The entire Saudi Royal Family
The entire cast of "Not in our name."

*Let hands heal, then make another list.

Relax LC....I'll pick up where you left off...not to speak for you , but just adding to the list ya unnerstan'

Hillary Clinton ( ok, I still won't hit a woman, so I'll let the wife do it)

Michael Moore and Al Franken at the same time

Jaques Chirac (sounds like jocks yer rock...) I made a funny...


REDWAVE ( then blame it on my US imperialistic military training)

Tariq Aziz

wow....I feel better already...
 
Colin Farrell
Tupac (dig him up first)
The character "Hyde" from "That 70's show"
G. Gordon Liddy

I can't abide little pencil-necked wimps being marketed as tough guys.
 
guilty pleasure said:
Jackie Chan
All WWF participants and fans
Margaret Thatcher
Jay Leno (his chin is such a great target)
Leonardo di Caprio
Hugh Grant
Kylie Minogue
Paul Hogan
anyone defending Walt Disney ent.

I'll add a few more to that list-
Al Sharpton
Farrakhan
Dr. Phil
Dr. Laura
Michael Jackson
Vin Diesel
 
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