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pawonderer
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Obsessed with oral
Are there any ladies in the Lancaster/Reading area who would like to get together with someone on a regular basis for oral...Specifically getting. I love going down on a woman, but the the oppurtunity is no longer there. The wife just doesnt like it and I miss doing it. HELP ME PLEASE.
Are there any ladies in the Lancaster/Reading area who would like to get together with someone on a regular basis for oral...Specifically getting. I love going down on a woman, but the the oppurtunity is no longer there. The wife just doesnt like it and I miss doing it. HELP ME PLEASE.
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We do exist...
22/f/NW Pa, between Pitts and Erie.
Just dropping a line to let ya'll know that we females do exist. Most of us were raised to be shy, and let the guy do the approaching. Seems to be a Pa phenomenone, along w/ the fact that the guys are the same way
Anyways, any of you dom guys in the mood for a little internet play? Let me know!
22/f/NW Pa, between Pitts and Erie.
Just dropping a line to let ya'll know that we females do exist. Most of us were raised to be shy, and let the guy do the approaching. Seems to be a Pa phenomenone, along w/ the fact that the guys are the same way
Anyways, any of you dom guys in the mood for a little internet play? Let me know!
tarnished
hey tarnished hit me up i'll play with you I can use some stimulation lol
email me pa17556@hotmail.com
hey tarnished hit me up i'll play with you I can use some stimulation lol
email me pa17556@hotmail.com
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27 SWM, venango county
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31, pittsburgh. Girlfriend who doesn't like sex. Me, I love to eat pussy and come like a fountain. Any girls interested in having their pussy eaten? Very serious. PM me
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I'm in mercer
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Seriously looking for lunchtime encounter .... you wear a skirt, I'll slip under your table at lunch ... Talk about naughty ... PM me or send me IM on yahoo at miniskirtman69.
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Hey Tarnished
I am near Pittsburgh and would love to get to know more about ya, see if we click..shoot me a pm or write me at elfinmaster_1@yahoo.com
I am near Pittsburgh and would love to get to know more about ya, see if we click..shoot me a pm or write me at elfinmaster_1@yahoo.com
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any ladies here from pa?
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Bumping and Humping
Hell, I'm not either bumping OR humping. This whole thread doesn't indicate that a lot of action is going on anywhere near Philadelphia. You'd think that we were a bunch of Puritans! How about if some literarily inclined woman joins me for some "kiss and tell" erotic activity (or bump, hump, and tell, as the case may be)? Assuming that she has a computer by her bed, we could even provide a running account for all of each bump and hump. Any aspiring X-rated performance artists among the women on here?
Hell, I'm not either bumping OR humping. This whole thread doesn't indicate that a lot of action is going on anywhere near Philadelphia. You'd think that we were a bunch of Puritans! How about if some literarily inclined woman joins me for some "kiss and tell" erotic activity (or bump, hump, and tell, as the case may be)? Assuming that she has a computer by her bed, we could even provide a running account for all of each bump and hump. Any aspiring X-rated performance artists among the women on here?
Hello from Monroe County, the Heart of the Pocono's and
WELCOME TO
Pennsylvania
where every highway eventually narrows to a single lane . . . .
or is DETOURED
** Our seasons (2) are winter and construction**
You Know You're From or In Pennsylvania If:
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey."
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Peeay). How many other states do that?
You know who "Punxsutawney Phil" is ( A Ground Hog ), and what it means if he sees his shadow.
The first day of buck season is a school holiday. And every student knows a recipe.
You can use the phrase "Fire Hall Wedding Reception" and not even bat an eye.
You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," or "The Hokey-Pokey", and either an Italian song (sung in Italian) or "Hava Nagila."
At least 5 people on your neighborhood have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
You know what a "Hex sign" is.
You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
You know that you can only buy beer from a "Distributor" or a bar.
You own only three condiments "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies", "halupki", "speidies", "pizza fritters", and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you.
You can eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric".)
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.
You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), Hot Bacon Dressing, Ring Bologna, City Chicken, and Head Cheese.
You can eat a cold soft pretzel from a street vendor without fear and enjoy it.
You know the difference between a cheese steak & a pizza steak sandwich and a Primanti's, and know that you can't get a really good one outside PA.
You live for summer, when street ,county fairs, and church bazzarres signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
Customers ask the waitress for "drippy eggs" for breakfast.
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, Slippery Rock, Hop Bottom, Mehoppany, Creamer, Coonhunter, Shunk, and Raccoon are all PA towns.
You know what a township, borough, and commonwealth is.
You can identify drivers from Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Ohio,or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.
A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway in Lancaster County.
You know several people who have hit deer while driving more than once.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your female passengers know how to use them.
You still keep kitty litter, starting fluid, de-icer, or a snow brush in your trunk, even if you live in the south or visit there.
Driving is always better in winter because all the potholes are filled with snow.
As a kid you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.
Your graduating class consisted of mostly Polish, German, & Italian names.
"You guys" and "ynz" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.
You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Did you eat yet?) , "Djyou? (Did you?)
You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Conshohocken, Lake Wallapaupach,Tamaqua, Nuangola, Wawa, Shamokin, Meshoppen, Mehoppany, and Monongahela.
You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.
You know that the word "Hayna" actually means something in the Scranton Area.
You have and wear a "Ball Cap" with "Mack Truck", "Ford", "Agway", or "Massey-Ferguson", "Penzoil", "Easton Archery" or "Rolling Rock" on it.
When you crossed the State Line you entered "Ford Country".
You know that the "Wawa" started out as a Dairy Bar.
Your Grandpa told you as a youngster: "If you don't know the difference between lever A and lever B, than lever B"!
You know what a "gum band" is.
As a youngster you enjoyed it when someone offered you a "Bottle of Pop".
You or someone you know is a member of "The United Steel Workers Union".
"American-Darling", "Mack Truck", "Easton", "Danco", "Bethleham Steel", "Case", "Yuengling", "Rolling Rock", "Tasty Cake", "Penzoil" and "Zippo" are Pennsylvania icons.
You actually understand these jokes and send them on to other Pennsylvanians. Plus friends who you want to know --- why you think the way you do.
WELCOME TO
Pennsylvania
where every highway eventually narrows to a single lane . . . .
or is DETOURED
** Our seasons (2) are winter and construction**
You Know You're From or In Pennsylvania If:
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey."
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Peeay). How many other states do that?
You know who "Punxsutawney Phil" is ( A Ground Hog ), and what it means if he sees his shadow.
The first day of buck season is a school holiday. And every student knows a recipe.
You can use the phrase "Fire Hall Wedding Reception" and not even bat an eye.
You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance," or "The Hokey-Pokey", and either an Italian song (sung in Italian) or "Hava Nagila."
At least 5 people on your neighborhood have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
You know what a "Hex sign" is.
You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
You know that you can only buy beer from a "Distributor" or a bar.
You own only three condiments "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies", "halupki", "speidies", "pizza fritters", and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you.
You can eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric".)
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.
You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), Hot Bacon Dressing, Ring Bologna, City Chicken, and Head Cheese.
You can eat a cold soft pretzel from a street vendor without fear and enjoy it.
You know the difference between a cheese steak & a pizza steak sandwich and a Primanti's, and know that you can't get a really good one outside PA.
You live for summer, when street ,county fairs, and church bazzarres signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
Customers ask the waitress for "drippy eggs" for breakfast.
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, Slippery Rock, Hop Bottom, Mehoppany, Creamer, Coonhunter, Shunk, and Raccoon are all PA towns.
You know what a township, borough, and commonwealth is.
You can identify drivers from Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Ohio,or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.
A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway in Lancaster County.
You know several people who have hit deer while driving more than once.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your female passengers know how to use them.
You still keep kitty litter, starting fluid, de-icer, or a snow brush in your trunk, even if you live in the south or visit there.
Driving is always better in winter because all the potholes are filled with snow.
As a kid you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.
Your graduating class consisted of mostly Polish, German, & Italian names.
"You guys" and "ynz" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.
You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Did you eat yet?) , "Djyou? (Did you?)
You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Conshohocken, Lake Wallapaupach,Tamaqua, Nuangola, Wawa, Shamokin, Meshoppen, Mehoppany, and Monongahela.
You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.
You know that the word "Hayna" actually means something in the Scranton Area.
You have and wear a "Ball Cap" with "Mack Truck", "Ford", "Agway", or "Massey-Ferguson", "Penzoil", "Easton Archery" or "Rolling Rock" on it.
When you crossed the State Line you entered "Ford Country".
You know that the "Wawa" started out as a Dairy Bar.
Your Grandpa told you as a youngster: "If you don't know the difference between lever A and lever B, than lever B"!
You know what a "gum band" is.
As a youngster you enjoyed it when someone offered you a "Bottle of Pop".
You or someone you know is a member of "The United Steel Workers Union".
"American-Darling", "Mack Truck", "Easton", "Danco", "Bethleham Steel", "Case", "Yuengling", "Rolling Rock", "Tasty Cake", "Penzoil" and "Zippo" are Pennsylvania icons.
You actually understand these jokes and send them on to other Pennsylvanians. Plus friends who you want to know --- why you think the way you do.
