Penises - the Poll

[AppleBiter]

Hard or soft, I find dicks to be very visually appealing. I wouldn't expect a straight man to understand why, and I really can't explain it except to say that it's nature. I mean, I can't understand what the big deal is with boobs or why pussies are so appealing, but then, I'm not a straight guy or lesbian. Ya see what I mean? It just is what it is and it's a beautiful thing. Let's not try to analyze it, just enjoy it.

 

[Guest]

As a male and not entirely straight, I still have to agree. Cocks look pretty dumb. I don't think the inside of a vagina is very visually pleasing either. But really, in either case, I'm not there to admire the view. Looks are far from everything.

so, what youre kinda saying is if youre blindfolded, it dont mattah nun.
im partial to the strap on variety of phallus. it never changes...
though
honestly, testicles are kinda funny

 

[Liar]

honestly, testicles are kinda funny

You know what they say... It's all fun and games until someone is kicked in the nuts.

 

[Guest]

 

[NoJo]

I wish I could see mine from underneath.

 

[ellie_knows]

I wish I could see mine from underneath.

Use a mirror?

 

[yui]

You've seen a soft cock? There has been a naked, unengorged penis whilst you were present?

That's incredible.

The Earl

Pfffssst! Hardly! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

 

[NoJo]

Use a mirror?

Oorgh, I just did. Thanks. I don't know why I never thought of that. I got more interested in my perineum, though. Now that's a sight, all right.

 

[ellie_knows]

Oorgh, I just did. Thanks. I don't know why I never thought of that. I got more interested in my perineum, though. Now that's a sight, all right.

Always glad to help. Mirrors can be handy.

 

[yui]

Oorgh, I just did. Thanks. I don't know why I never thought of that. I got more interested in my perineum, though. Now that's a sight, all right.

Not a side of themselves that many people see, eh?

 

[NoJo]

Not a side of themselves that many people see, eh?

No, it's the dark side.

 

[Guest]

Oorgh, I just did. Thanks. I don't know why I never thought of that. I got more interested in my perineum, though. Now that's a sight, all right.

chin rest...

 

[NoJo]

chin rest...

That got the blood flowing....

 

[yui]

chin rest...

Mwhahahahaha!

 

[LadyJeanne]

well....they look kinda silly when flacid and the person wearing one is running.
but really...honestly, there's beauty to everything.

Ya know, Imp mentioned jogging, too. Where is all this naked running happening? How have I missed this?

 

[BlackShanglan]

"You're seriously telling me that there were options and that was the one chosen? The 'last chicken in the shop' look?"

Fear the double-polaroid.

(Sorry, I will return speaking non-Red-Dwarf-paraphrase for a moment ...)

Dwayne, you're disturbingly cute if that's you in your AV. Pray desist, or it will undo all my beliefs about Dwayne Dibley.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

chin rest...

tongue rest

 

[minsue]

tongue rest

You let your tongue rest?!? For shame!

 

[Huckleman2000]

The flaccid penis lacks a certain majesty, maybe fierceness, that the erect penis has but I think that's the appeal. Erect penises always look angry. The slightly silly vulnerability of a soft penis is endearing to me. I agree with Lou; I'm all for erect, but not erect isn't a bad thing.

Y'know, my ex always said "He looks so angry!", and that is SO not the case when he's in that condition!

I'd say he's sort of happy-go-lucky in that state.

It's when he's flaccid and cold that he retreats and becomes anti-social.

 

[r_baby]

i always think the difference between a hard and a soft penis is amazing!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Y'know, my ex always said "He looks so angry!", and that is SO not the case when he's in that condition!

I'd say he's sort of happy-go-lucky in that state.

It's when he's flaccid and cold that he retreats and becomes anti-social.

A man is soft when he is hard, and hard when he is soft.

 

[DwayneDibley]

"You're seriously telling me that there were options and that was the one chosen? The 'last chicken in the shop' look?"

Fear the double-polaroid.

(Sorry, I will return speaking non-Red-Dwarf-paraphrase for a moment ...)

Dwayne, you're disturbingly cute if that's you in your AV. Pray desist, or it will undo all my beliefs about Dwayne Dibley.

Shanglan

"Perry Como sang 'Memories Are Made of These' with one of THOSE stashed in his slacks?"

I thought that episode was hilarious - can you regulate body temperature with one of your nipples, and pick up short wave radio transmissions with the other? (Sorry, more Red Dwarf quotes!)

 

[Kassiana]

Any cock will do, erect or not.

 

[wildsweetone]

Hiya Earl Sweetheart!
Hope you're doing okay

The human body is merely chaff for the Soul.

 

[NoJo]

i always think the difference between a hard and a soft penis is amazing!

I notice the same thing with hard and soft water. My hair is almost unmanagable with all the limescale in London water.