Penises - the Poll

[Guest]

prolly an old one but it makes me laugh every time:

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
Brooklyn Tony.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."

Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There
are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down
the
top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

 

[Liar]

Never heard it before, vella. Good one.

 

[sweetnpetite]

<shakes head> Carson, Carson, Carson. Such a pity you don't pay more attention to the board. Otherwise you'd know a picture is already available.

If only you knew where to look.

The Earl

Some of us do know.

We just want to see it again.

 

[mlady_france]

Soft can be fun- I love the feeling of making a man hard. And then wearing him out.

SJ

I agree! Something about the feel of getting him hard in my hands, just love it.

 

[cahab]

Beauty?

I think the original question here is misguided. I love penises, and being bi I love vaginas as well (though I hate that word). But I don't think either are beautiful. They make my heart flutter, make me groan with anticipation and lust, make me breathless and panting... but beautiful? Nah.

Babies can be beautiful. Cars can be beautiful. The delicate curves of a woman's body or the rippling muscles of a man's, that's beautiful. Genitals are ugly, dirty, sinful and disgusting, and I love 'em.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

From the "Artists of Erotica" thread...

LBF (Little Big Fuck)

 

[Honey123]

Love 'em no matter what state they are in...although, I prefer them close by...