Penises - the Poll

[TheEarl]

Where is the fun of penises for women/gay men (no jokes please). Was talking to Lou about this on another thread and she surprised me by saying that she likes the sight of soft penises as well as hard ones. I would have thought that penises are only aesthetically pleasing when they're up. Soft cocks always look slightly silly to me.

So what's the board's opinion?

The Earl

 

[Shock Chick]

"I love penises, whatever condition or state they're in."

'Nuff said.

Lou

Oops, edit... Make that Shocky

 

[impressive]

Naturally, I prefer the more rigid variety. The only time I find 'em funny is when jogging.

 

[Guest]

no opinion

but this cums to mind:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/822586/cowboy.jpg

 

[ElizabethWest]

but this cums to mind:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/822586/cowboy.jpg

PMSL!!

I also prefer the hard variety.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I got to vote twice!

As she said up there:

"I love penises, whatever condition or state they're in."

'Nuff said.

Lou

I just love playing with them, in so many ways. I love to squeeze a soft cock, but it never stays soft for very long at all, even if I tell it off. They're just a lot of fun!!!

Of course, they are THE most fun when rock hard. That kinda goes without saying.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I'll better be able to vote in the poll, and make an informed choice, if Earl shows me his cock.

 

[TheEarl]

I think I'll better be able to vote in the poll, and make an informed choice, if Earl shows me his cock.

<shakes head> Carson, Carson, Carson. Such a pity you don't pay more attention to the board. Otherwise you'd know a picture is already available.

If only you knew where to look.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

<shakes head> Carson, Carson, Carson. Such a pity you don't pay more attention to the board. Otherwise you'd know a picture is already available.

If only you knew where to look.

The Earl

Muahahahahahaaa!!!

 

[Guest]

Earl, this is how much I love them (well, one in particular that this was written for) in any shape or form.

 

[carsonshepherd]

<shakes head> Carson, Carson, Carson. Such a pity you don't pay more attention to the board. Otherwise you'd know a picture is already available.

If only you knew where to look.

The Earl

evil man

(I do love a bad boy.)

 

[yui]

The flaccid penis lacks a certain majesty, maybe fierceness, that the erect penis has but I think that's the appeal. Erect penises always look angry. The slightly silly vulnerability of a soft penis is endearing to me. I agree with Lou; I'm all for erect, but not erect isn't a bad thing.

 

[LadyTemptress]

Mmmmm penises!!

 

[impressive]

Mmmmm penises!!

That's "penii"

 

[English Lady]

I personally wouldnn't say a mans penis was his most visually attractive part but I do like'em. I don't think they're ugly in any state and I love them for their variety and I especially love my husbands. Now just for visual pleasure a guys chest or bottom does more for me than hiscock be it hard or soft.

 

[DwayneDibley]

Perhaps it's because I'm male and straight, but I think penises are really ugly, either up or down!

 

[Guest]

You forgot, "Aside from my own I never paid any attention."

 

[TheEarl]

The flaccid penis lacks a certain majesty, maybe fierceness, that the erect penis has but I think that's the appeal. Erect penises always look angry. The slightly silly vulnerability of a soft penis is endearing to me. I agree with Lou; I'm all for erect, but not erect isn't a bad thing.

You've seen a soft cock? There has been a naked, unengorged penis whilst you were present?

That's incredible.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

well....they look kinda silly when flacid and the person wearing one is running.
but really...honestly, there's beauty to everything.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

IMO, the penis is at its most appealing when it first pops up and does a little jig, trying to attract one’s attention.

 

[Dar~]

I like penii. They are fascinating objects. (wouldn't want one on me though)

 

[LadyJeanne]

THey're adorable and cuddly when they're soft and squishy, and they're sexy when they're hard and ready to play. What's not to like?

 

[sophia jane]

Soft can be fun- I love the feeling of making a man hard. And then wearing him out.

SJ

 

[Liar]

Perhaps it's because I'm male and straight, but I think penises are really ugly, either up or down!

As a male and not entirely straight, I still have to agree. Cocks look pretty dumb. I don't think the inside of a vagina is very visually pleasing either. But really, in either case, I'm not there to admire the view. Looks are far from everything.

 

[tolyk]

Depends on the penis, some are 'attractive' some are ugly as hell.