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So much confusion about size, but I don't see anywhere the correct way to measure. I have always thought it was along the dorsal (top) surface from the public bone to the tip. For girth, use a measuring tape such as a seamstress uses and measure the thickest part.
 
ArseGratiaArtis said:
So much confusion about size, but I don't see anywhere the correct way to measure. I have always thought it was along the dorsal (top) surface from the public bone to the tip. For girth, use a measuring tape such as a seamstress uses and measure the thickest part.
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I don't think most people really want to measure their partner's (or their own) dick correctly. Instead, they'd rather make their partner feel good by measuring from whatever angle gives the best result.
 
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It's a silly topic. The problem is dick size gets weaponized by both men and women to belittle men and give them dysmorphia. Porn doesn't help of course.

Truth is most men fall into the average length. Outliers are rare. For every person on Lit who says they once enjoyed a 9 incher, assume they just don't know what 9 inches looks like. Most women IME aren't good at eyeballing these things and most men lie about their size. A woman will brag about her man's size when they're together and belittle it if he dumped her or cheated. Etc. etc.

Take everything with a grain of salt and just enjoy the variety. I mean I love tits of all sizes and pussies of all shapes. Spice of life.
 
These penis size threads always remind me of a female comedian who said to a guy who hit on her at a bar and mentioned his big penis to close the deal…

“If I am not attracted to you, the idea of an extra large amount of you inside of me is only more disgusting. Now take your big dick and go elsewhere.”
 
LMWM321 said:
These penis size threads always remind me of a female comedian who said to a guy who hit on her at a bar and mentioned his big penis to close the deal…

“If I am not attracted to you, the idea of an extra large amount of you inside of me is only more disgusting. Now take your big dick and go elsewhere.”
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A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
 
YourSecretDesires said:
A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
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I know on guy that is extra proud of his size. We were in the same outfit in the Air Force and I saw it in the shower, and it was large. It reminded me of the joke of the guy with a small penis that goes to a brothel and the Madame has him undress. She looked at his penis and asked, "Who are you going to please with that?"
He says, " Me!"
 
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