Penis size...Vagina depth...what about direction?

[noveltyman]

WARNING: This post contains political content that some might find offensive - if you can't take a joke, take a hike...

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Ok, so I've seen the posts on penis size (who actually measures?) - and the truly interesting corollary on vagina depth (which I think needs more serious discussion and possibly some research).

What's really got me wondering, however, is whether the directional tilt of the anatomical feature in question (if any), might be indicative of political leanings?

For example, my own penis has a curvature (when erect) to the left. Curiously, I am a somewhat left-leaning centrist politically.

Do you think that there is a relationship here? Was this already covered by Kinsey or Hite? Has anybody else ever even considered this? Does anybody even care?

All replies (right, left, neutral, undecided, pro-life, pro-choice, ambivalent, etc.) welcome....

 

[silverwhisper]

ROFL!

man, that's beautiful!

ed

 

[M's girl]

Hey! Where does that leave women and politics?!

 

[bisexplicit]

Hey! Where does that leave women and politics?!

Which of your breasts is slightly larger than the other?

Although, that doesn't work for me...

 

[M's girl]

Which of your breasts is slightly larger than the other?

Although, that doesn't work for me...

Hmmmmmm..... let's see...... Nope.... I don't see a difference.
What now?

 

[bisexplicit]

Hmmmmmm..... let's see...... Nope.... I don't see a difference.
What now?

You might just have to determine your political views /not/ based on your anatomy.

It will be hard, I know, but I bet you can do it.

 

[M's girl]

You might just have to determine your political views /not/ based on your anatomy.

It will be hard, I know, but I bet you can do it.

You mean I can make up my own mind and don't have to follow the direction of the penis of my SO? Thank the Lord!

 

[noveltyman]

This a gender-neutral thread.

Don't forget, ladies, that your vagina might be left- or right-leaning (how to find out - I have no clue - maybe an MRI or something)... Anyway, the point is that if you are denying your biological leanings, you may be setting yourself up for some serious psychological quandaries (or something like that).

 

[silverwhisper]

he's got a point, there... :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

This a gender-neutral thread.

Don't forget, ladies, that your vagina might be left- or right-leaning (how to find out - I have no clue - maybe an MRI or something)... Anyway, the point is that if you are denying your biological leanings, you may be setting yourself up for some serious psychological quandaries (or something like that).

I think I most certainly need to explore this issue with a vibrator. You know, try it in different ways and different directions in order to see which way my vagina slants.

 

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[EJFan]

What's really got me wondering, however, is whether the directional tilt of the anatomical feature in question (if any), might be indicative of political leanings?

by this theory, i have no political interest or aspirations whatsoever.

i find it to be a highly interesting philosophy though... and will watch discussion carefully.

 

[silverwhisper]

i so wanna tie this into the "my cock is so big" thread...

ed

 

[Eilan]

Excellent!

 

[FastFastr]

Do the ocean tides change size, angle, etc?

 

[Guest]

 

[TBKahuna123]

You know what's scary? Politically I consider myself a moderate, right down the middle, with no real bend in either direction.

The scary part? My penis has no bend whatsoever, in any direction. Could it be the man makes a joke and actually stumbles onto something?

 

[bisexplicit]

So, does penis size factor in as well?

The larger your penis, the greater your interest in politics?

 

[leopardlover]

Lol. I was just gonna ask that. I lean to the left. politically and cockwise. And I'm average (I believe) length and girth. Which is about right.

 

[TBKahuna123]

So, does penis size factor in as well?

The larger your penis, the greater your interest in politics?

Hmm... Politicians are definitely candidates for overcompensation syndrome, so perhaps the opposite is true. The smaller the penis, the bigger the dick, and thus the better a politician one would make!

 

[bisexplicit]

Hmm... Politicians are definitely candidates for overcompensation syndrome, so perhaps the opposite is true. The smaller the penis, the bigger the dick, and thus the better a politician one would make!

That does make more sense.

So, what about women - the smaller the clit? The smaller the breasts?

 

[bisexplicit]

Which is about right.

No, it's about left.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

same thing, the smaller the breasts, the bigger the boob.

edited to add: and, the smaller the clit the bigger the cunt

I'd hate to think what Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would do with that information...

 

[EJFan]

I'd hate to think what Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would do with that information...

or ann coulter... she must have the smallest clit in the world!