Penis size...Vagina depth...what about direction?

EJFan said:
or ann coulter... she must have the smallest clit in the world!
LMFAO!

bisexplicit said:
The larger your penis, the greater your interest in politics?
If that were the case, my husband's dick would be bigger than anything in the "My cock is so big. . ." thread. :D
 
I have been following this discussion with great interest. And while the slant at which my penis points when aroused will be left out of the discussion, I think it's only right that we consider the impact of sexual phobias in the overall equation. I believe that one well-documented example should be enough to make my case.

We all know that the current tenant of the White House exercse room has an exaggerated fear of premature evacuation. What, then, does that say about his political beliefs? Could it be that this fear, which most reasonable people recognize as a common concern but one that can be remedied with steady and patient care, has warped his political views accordingly?

Just asking. ;)
 
Scalywag said:
same thing, the smaller the breasts, the bigger the boob.

edited to add: and, the smaller the clit the bigger the cunt


Hmmmm so is this all women with small or smaller breasts are big boobs? Would like to know since my breasts are on the small side.... :D

As far as my clit - well lets just say that is between me and my honey......lol
 
midwestyankee said:
I have been following this discussion with great interest. And while the slant at which my penis points when aroused will be left out of the discussion, I think it's only right that we consider the impact of sexual phobias in the overall equation. I believe that one well-documented example should be enough to make my case.

We all know that the current tenant of the White House exercse room has an exaggerated fear of premature evacuation. What, then, does that say about his political beliefs? Could it be that this fear, which most reasonable people recognize as a common concern but one that can be remedied with steady and patient care, has warped his political views accordingly?

Just asking. ;)
You know, George Carlin made a joke about htis in regards to Vietnam. He said they all seem to have this fear of "pulling out". Pull out? Doesn't seem manly to me Bob, I say leave in there and get the job done! :cool:
 
Seriously, I'm not sure if I'm a centralist, left-winger or right-winger, or maybe sometimes this, sometimes that, who knows?
 
Scalywag said:
well, there are always exceptions to the rule. :)

(actually, I can't believe I even made that post)


Glad to hear that and really hope I am one of those exceptions.....tee hee :D
 
When I am with a woman, the first couple of times are exploratory in nature -- usually her on top -- we are trying to figure out where she can best move to give her the most pleasure -- I eventually want her underneath so I can pound her
long and hard right where she likes it, after learning from the previous position,
then eventually we figure out which side is better for her, the left or the right --
only then do we start to talk politics --
 
LibraStud said:
When I am with a woman, the first couple of times are exploratory in nature -- usually her on top -- we are trying to figure out where she can best move to give her the most pleasure -- I eventually want her underneath so I can pound her
long and hard right where she likes it, after learning from the previous position,
then eventually we figure out which side is better for her, the left or the right --
only then do we start to talk politics --

Are u that big that it makes a difference?
 
We've been discussing curved peni (plural of penis)... what if the vag makes a sharp right or left turn?

OR...

If curves are your issue, you can always enter thru the back door.
 
Some how i don't think your gennitals have much of an effect on your pollitics, that is like assuming the longer your dick/clit is the more itelegent you are, and witch direction it points is witch side of your brain you use more.
 
Talk about direction Poeticall...

Directional - ly speaking with the question of where to go from where?
I think it's all about the insertion.
When I enter the house I HEAD straight for the kitchen.
I prepare my meal by seasoning the meat. I tendorize the tough spots by beating up the loin.
Then I pop the vien in the shrimp. If you don't pop the vein you won't taste the other special seasoning. Take you tounge and probe the juices you have prepared. Now spoon out any unneccessary hairs that have fallen inside.
Now you my begin to enjoy insert your knowledge into your meal and throw a little BAAAAAMMMM into the tasty parts.
If you've done a good job your tounge will tell you so. :kiss:
 
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