Penis Size in Stories

Well authors what size?

  • I'm a women who writes about big sized cocks.

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • I'm a women who writes about average sized cocks

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • I'm a man who writes about big cocks

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • I'm a man who writes about average cocks

    Votes: 8 29.6%
  • I don't write, don't care and want a lollipop!

    Votes: 14 51.9%

  • Total voters
    27

cactiphile

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How come in the majority of stories penis size is
always at least 8 inches? Who writes these big penis
stories men or women and why?
Women always seem to deny that size matters,
so are they contradicting if they write about misproportioned
men?
And why do men write about big cocks, cos they wish it was
theirs or just to reinforce the big is better myth?

I personally try to write about average sized men... eg 6 inches.

And another question why is penis size always measures in inches? Isn't about time the EU metrified this?

Cactiphile
 
cactiphile said:

And another question why is penis size always measures in inches? Isn't about time the EU metrified this?

Cactiphile

Go back to England. I'd hate to start fantasizing about 30cm cocks.
 
Re: Re: Penis Size in Stories

FantasticJones said:


Go back to England. I'd hate to start fantasizing about 30cm cocks.


I never left!


Anyway you could start fantasing
a 0.3 metre cock or a 300000000 nanometer cock,
if that makes life more interesting.

c.
 
Re: Re: Re: Penis Size in Stories

cactiphile said:



I never left!


Anyway you could start fantasing
a 0.3 metre cock or a 300000000 nanometer cock,
if that makes life more interesting.

c.

:)

It doesn't sound as good as 12 inches though. And you can't make any good "footlong" jokes at Subway, either.
 
no,no, no bratcat

you use a pole and mark the depth of your intended target. then then guess how far from bottom you are. thus everyone is 8" to 10" just like here in cyberspace. simple!

:D
 
I write about average size

I'm a man that laughs every time I read about a penis size of 9 inches or more. COME ON, REALLY! How man men out their actually have a penis size of more than 8? I don't mind an imagination, but SOME sense is nice, as well.
 
I know what you mean nasty.

I once read a story on some celeb sex site where the author told this MC story about going after SMG. Talk about an imagination! He talked about how popular he was with women because his dick was something like 16 to 20 inches long and really thick. (I forget the exact numbers. Oh well.) Even if a guy could carry around something that big he`d likely kill whomever he tried to fuck! Some authors just end up writing the equivalent of bad pornos.
 
I didn't start writing erotic stories until about a year into our relationship, I just strated tellinmg about how great my love life FINALLY was after 45 years of crap. Then I decided to measure him to see just how big he really is. I sucked him into hardness and measured. His shaft was 7" long. But then another woman who also writes erotic stories told me you are supposed to include the head in the measurement, not just the shaft. So on another occasion, I remeasured, and the head added another inch. He is 8" counting the head. I'm told 6" is average, and I think my first husband was about that, all I know is my second husband seems so BIG compared to my first husband and the three lovers I had before him. But more than the length, is the WIDTH. I think the biggest I had before was about 1-1/2" across, but his is 2" across, or about 6-1/2" around (circumfernce). He is a very tight fit to my little pussy, and the friction makes it feel all the more wonderful. The width is MUCH more important than the length.

I read on a web site that the biggest human cock ever measured was 13" long. And only one man was ever THAT big. So the stories of fott-long + cocks are bulls**t. I don't know how rare or common 8" is, but I knowe that's what I have waiting for me at home every night, and I just LOVE it!

I can't speak for other women, but the reason size matters to ME is that the width and length fill my pussy up SO completely, and that just feels GREAT. It also is better going down my throat, my mouth and throat just filled SO full of cock!

And when I lick my way up SLOWLY up his shaft, there is just so much more length and width to enjoy. And my fist doesn't quite close around his thickness. Makes it even MORE fun.

-- Latina
 
i like the sound of 250 mm... sounds like i'm bringing out the heavy artiliary!!
:cool:
 
Re: cactiphile

miles said:
8" is big?

Well studies show that the average is somewhere between
5.5 and 6.5 inches. So 8 inches is 15-20% bigger than
average and I did say AT LEAST 8 inches.

c.
 
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Celeb Lover said:
I know what you mean nasty.

I once read a story on some celeb sex site where the author told this MC story about going after SMG. Talk about an imagination! He talked about how popular he was with women because his dick was something like 16 to 20 inches long and really thick. (I forget the exact numbers. Oh well.) Even if a guy could carry around something that big he`d likely kill whomever he tried to fuck! Some authors just end up writing the equivalent of bad pornos.
If it's the story I'm thinking of. All around the story was fine, but the part of the 16,(or whatever)inch cock just made me laugh histerically.
 
BTW

I call tell ya, mines 5 inches. 1 inch in diameter. The diameter is the only thing I would change. I want it to be 1.5. Oh well, can't have everything.
 
A 16-inch cock!? That writer has obviously never actually seen or experienced a real cock! My man's love rod is 8" long by 2" across, and that COMPLETELY fills up my mouth and pussy, and is hard to wrap my fist completely around. No woman could suck or ride a 16-inch cock if such a thing DID exist!

No, I am more than happy with my man's 8 inches. It is just the right size to take a long, slow, leisurely lick on. Here, see for yourself how big 8" really is compared to my mouth, tongue, and hand.

-- Latina
 
Latina said:
Here, see for yourself how big 8" really is compared to my mouth, tongue, and hand.


nice pic :)

Cactiphile (just over 6" and 2" dia. )
 
Re: I write about average size

nasty said:
COME ON, REALLY! How man men out their actually have a penis size of more than 8?

Finally a chance to use this quote.

"Anything over 8 inches is for show and tell." Ms. C in Mr. Perfect by Linda Howard
 
I am note very familiar with inches but it should be around 7.

As to the jeans...it should be 32 for the waist and 36 for the length...

Have a nice day
 
Re: Re: cactiphile

cactiphile said:


Well studies show that the average is somewhere between
5.5 and 6.5 inches. So 8 inches is 15-20% bigger than
average and I did say AT LEAST 8 inches.

c.

Woo-Hoo! I'm average! I'm not carrying a tiny, puny little specimen of cock around in my pants! Yay! These measurement-obsessed stories were starting to give me a complex!

(like anyone cares: 5 3/4" if you're just holding a ruler up to it, a smidge over 6" if you're measuring the back of it with a tape measure. I kinda curve up a little bit.)
 
Hehe maybe writers who write about inflated members,
don't read the boards, as no ones (well one guys)
admitting to it.

I've also got to add a comment to say how exact some stories
are. I've expect a male narrator knowing his own cock size,
but when its a women saying what a loverly 10 inches or whatever, do they carry a riler/measure in there handbacks?
Considering the dent in the back of my nice shiney Beetle
put there by my wife over the weekend, women don't
know 6" from 12" in reality.

Cactiphile

PS I've forgiven her as shes was tired from overwork.
 
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