Penis Size Chart

[Shankara20]

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/6/12/15/0d6ea39a27a943e5a61451ed2f9717d3.jpg​

oh well
at least mine keeps me happy

 

[minx1]

http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/6/12/15/0d6ea39a27a943e5a61451ed2f9717d3.jpg​

oh well
at least mine keeps me happy

Damn i got really close to the screen shanks.....but I can't read it

I'm just being nosy though I like penises of any size *nods*

 

[twysted73]

Damn i got really close to the screen shanks.....but I can't read it

I'm just being nosy though I like penises of any size *nods*

I adore open-minded people who aren't overly picky.
That's the spirit. Enjoy whatever you're working with.

 

[Yang4yin]

Damn i got really close to the screen shanks.....but I can't read it

Try lowering your screen resolution, or if you use Internet Explorer 7.0, you should see a magnification/zoom setting in the lower right corner of the browser window that you can change to something higher.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

LAMO!

Performing a public service Shank?

 

[minx1]

*giggles* I can see it now....but I read it wrong.

I thought it was width not circumference.

I was like....7x7 wow...thats a square!

lmao

 

[YourCaptor]

So a penis can be too big. That ends that debate.

 

[Yang4yin]

So a penis can be too big. That ends that debate.

I dunno... when you see pics of women using baseball bats, ya kinda have to wonder.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

So a penis can be too big. That ends that debate.

I dont think theres that big penis for pussies when you consider its a hole thro women giving birth LOL. Is your cock THAT BIG???

 

[Shankara20]

LAMO!

Performing a public service Shank?

just doing what I can to help -


ps - it took me forever to figure out how those charts work when I first starting buying pantyhose

 

[YourCaptor]

I dont think theres that big penis for pussies when you consider its a hole thro women giving birth LOL. Is your cock THAT BIG???

Yes my dick is THAT BIG

Well sure you can fit something the size of a baby head through, but would you really want to have sex with it?

 

[wicked woman]

Call me weird but I've never once taken out a ruler/tape measure to find out the actual dimensions of any cock. Never asked the owner of the cock what size he is. Have absolutely no idea what size they were...or where they'd fit on that chart.

 

[WriterDom]

Call me weird but I've never once taken out a ruler/tape measure to find out the actual dimensions of any cock. Never asked the owner of the cock what size he is. Have absolutely no idea what size they were...or where they'd fit on that chart.

It's a guy thing. Like it's a girl thing to ask if her jeans make her butt look big.

 

[wicked woman]

It's a guy thing. Like it's a girl thing to ask if her jeans make her butt look big.

cute WD.

and as for that age old female question...the trick isn't in the jeans, but to find a man who appreciates your butt because of its size.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

just doing what I can to help -


ps - it took me forever to figure out how those charts work when I first starting buying pantyhose

You buy pantyhose just for your penis?

It must be HUGE.

bj

 

[Sir_Winston54]

and as for that age old female question...the trick isn't in the jeans, but to find a man who appreciates your butt because of its size.

I've turned down the opportunity to spank(/etc.) some rather shapely young (to me, at least ) ladies because their rear ends simply weren't big enough (for me) to spank. But I have this preference for not being able to cover the majority of both cheeks with one spank, ya know? I want to focus on *parts* of individual cheeks, and with the size of my hands, that's hard to do with a butt that's not much bigger than a pair of good-sized navel oranges.

 

[minx1]

I've turned down the opportunity to spank(/etc.) some rather shapely young (to me, at least ) ladies because their rear ends simply weren't big enough (for me) to spank. But I have this preference for not being able to cover the majority of both cheeks with one spank, ya know? I want to focus on *parts* of individual cheeks, and with the size of my hands, that's hard to do with a butt that's not much bigger than a pair of good-sized navel oranges.

*cough* ahem....I have ample buttage. Just sayin *giggles*

 

[Homburg]

I can live with not being an "A"

 

[wicked woman]

I've turned down the opportunity to spank(/etc.) some rather shapely young (to me, at least ) ladies because their rear ends simply weren't big enough (for me) to spank. But I have this preference for not being able to cover the majority of both cheeks with one spank, ya know? I want to focus on *parts* of individual cheeks, and with the size of my hands, that's hard to do with a butt that's not much bigger than a pair of good-sized navel oranges.

Proves my point exactly.

Butts, like cocks, are all about matching the fit.

 

[myinnerslut]

i wonder who made this chart. it kind off implies "i know what you want in sex" and thats a bit annoying to me. besides, honestly, i think if the penis ladies knew what i wanted in sex they would be required to create a new chart. pain v. pleasure. or amount of rope used vs. amount of fucking happening. or mabye amount of thud vs. amount of sting. that would be an intresting one.

 

[wicked woman]

I can live with not being an "A"

Well considering the average cock size is close to 5-5 1/2" long, most people are going to have to live without being/having an 'A'.

 

[Mrs. Sanj]

Oh crap, I'm not an authentic woman. I have a preference of what I have now in Sanj which isn't on the colored scale.

 

[Homburg]

Well considering the average cock size is close to 5-5 1/2" long, most people are going to have to live without being/having an 'A'.

Happily I do not have to live with being average either.

I consider myself fortunate to say that I am happy with the size of my penis. No, not so happy that I want to go showing pictures of it like a flagpole, but I am happy with the length and girth of my member.

 

[SirQittus]

Great, now we need an Authentic Men's Breast Size reference chart too, with cup size and perkiness dimensions.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Ok so I can't manage to even get on the chart looks like my life is over .Damn!!!!