Penis problems

[sexpod]

hA!!!!!!!!!

Anyways... I'm quite young (19). When erected, my penis is hard and goes out, but it is the shape of an umbrella (overexagerated) and does not curve up like I wish it would.

This is probably because I've been sleeping on my stomach my whole life and have been wearing briefs instead of boxers.

Chicks obviously prefer the up curve or at least the straight out. Anyone know how to change this??????

It's not from smoking or old age or anything like that. Just from physical damage I guess.

 

[MagicFingers]

hA!!!!!!!!!

Anyways... I'm quite young (19). When erected, my penis is hard and goes out, but it is the shape of an umbrella (overexagerated) and does not curve up like I wish it would.

This is probably because I've been sleeping on my stomach my whole life and have been wearing briefs instead of boxers.

Chicks obviously prefer the up curve or at least the straight out. Anyone know how to change this??????

It's not from smoking or old age or anything like that. Just from physical damage I guess.

I had the same problems, for the same reasons?
Just fuck her from behind, doggy style and drive her "G" spot crazy. It works well for that!
Some curve up, some down, some left or right, (like Johnny Wadd's). Don't worry about it. Make the best of what you have and most women won't care what it's shaped like.

 

[Vincent E]

When erected, my penis is hard and goes out, but it is the shape of an umbrella (overexagerated) and does not curve up like I wish it would.

This is probably because I've been sleeping on my stomach my whole life and have been wearing briefs instead of boxers.

Chicks obviously prefer the up curve or at least the straight out. Anyone know how to change this?

Use a rolling pin and wrap your penis upwards around the wood. Three or four elastic bands should be used to secure your penis to the rolling pin to enhance the curvature of your shaft. Then initiate an erection. The blood vessels inside your penis will begin to conform to the curvature of the rolling pin and take on a curved nature.

Be sure not to drop the pin. Hold it in both hands, or sit with it in your lap. Dropping the pin with your penis secured to it is a lengthening technique that should only be used when other bona fide methods, such as securing your penis to a doorknob and falling backwards, fail to yeild the desired results.



















Dude, your dick is what your dick is. It is not from sleeping on your stomach or wearing loose-fitting underpants.

Caution: all advice proffered above is merely for sarcasm purposes only. Please do not elastic band your pecker to a rolling pin, tie it to a door knob, or buy any asinine vacuum tubes, pumps, or other so called enhancement devices. Do not buy the stuff that Bob has been taking to put a smile on his wife's face in those retro "natural male enhancement" commercials. It is all a scam.

 

[corkie2]

Speaking from a womans prespective it does not matter how your penis is tilted.........it is your technique and the attention that you give to your partner that makes her happy. You spend time seeing she get's off.......show her how much you are enjoying her body and she will not complain. Instead chances are you will get laid alot!

This is what is important to me. If my lover takes time to give me what I need I will do the same for him. If he is a "grope~grope~pump~squirt~snore" kind of lover.........well, let's just say once is enough for me!

So don't worry about it~~

 

[xDonkeyxPunchx]

that shape of your penis should have absolutely nothing to do with your sex life, and if you let it create a mental block it will. Just be happy with what you have and if your religious, what god gave you. Just remember a girl falls in love with who you are and not your penis.

 

[borusewicz]

I guess this means that you should have sex upside down. Then it would curve the right way.

 

[capricious_chic]

Re: Re: Penis problems

Use a rolling pin and wrap your penis upwards around the wood. Three or four elastic bands should be used to secure your penis to the rolling pin to enhance the curvature of your shaft. Then initiate an erection. The blood vessels inside your penis will begin to conform to the curvature of the rolling pin and take on a curved nature.

Be sure not to drop the pin. Hold it in both hands, or sit with it in your lap. Dropping the pin with your penis secured to it is a lengthening technique that should only be used when other bona fide methods, such as securing your penis to a doorknob and falling backwards, fail to yeild the desired results.



















Dude, your dick is what your dick is. It is not from sleeping on your stomach or wearing loose-fitting underpants.

Caution: all advice proffered above is merely for sarcasm purposes only. Please do not elastic band your pecker to a rolling pin, tie it to a door knob, or buy any asinine vacuum tubes, pumps, or other so called enhancement devices. Do not buy the stuff that Bob has been taking to put a smile on his wife's face in those retro "natural male enhancement" commercials. It is all a scam.

Very funny post.

I agree w/the later half.

 

[SmilinAngel]

Speaking from a womans prespective it does not matter how your penis is tilted.........it is your technique and the attention that you give to your partner that makes her happy. You spend time seeing she get's off.......show her how much you are enjoying her body and she will not complain. Instead chances are you will get laid alot!

This is what is important to me. If my lover takes time to give me what I need I will do the same for him. If he is a "grope~grope~pump~squirt~snore" kind of lover.........well, let's just say once is enough for me!

So don't worry about it~~

Agreed. Actually, I kinda like it not curved, that way, when I ride him on top, it goes in nice and deep ... oh ... I'm getting hott just thinking about it!