penis clit dialoges

Todd

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seeing as creation is wrong and evil right wing conspiracy by the christians like myself.

and evolution no matter what way you believe it happened is correct.

it causes me to pose a question:

Is a penis an evolved clit?

or

Is a clit a devolved penis?
 
Todd said:
Is a penis an evolved clit?

or

Is a clit a devolved penis?


doesnt that mean the same thing though? then to decide which it really is just depends on how you want to say it
 
Well Todd...

If you follow a fetus from conception to birth... it's actually a pretty good course in evolution. and in answer to your specific question, a penis would be an 'evolved' clit. because all fetuses are female up to a certain point and then, if chemical conditions are correct, they 'become' male.

kinda blows that whole woman formed from the flesh of man threory doesn't it?
 
Todd said:
Is a penis an evolved clit?

or

Is a clit a devolved penis?

wow i actualy know the answer to this.

In the womb as we are developing, the fetus alsways starts out female. Then the genitalia starts to form differnetly if it is to be male. if not it keeps developing the way it was going.


So without going into details The answer is... The penis is evolved from the clit.

......... I don't think i should have said that, the women are going to start feeling sepurior (SP?) :) hehe
 
oh sorry Pagangirl.... You post for some reason didn't load.

Lit is still haveing lag isues.... though it ran fast yesterday
 
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Fly_On_Wall said:

So without going into details The answer is... The penis is evolved from the clit.

......... I don't think i should have said that, the women are going to start feeling sepurior (SP?) :) hehe

Ahhh...but when things evolve, they get better, right?
 
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Pokerman said:


Ahhh...but when things evolve, they get better, right?

Yup, like the platypus... it was a really fucked up animal before it evolved. :rolleyes:
 
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pagancowgirl said:


Yup, like the platypus... it was a really fucked up animal before it evolved. :rolleyes:

LOL....hey, you should have seen the first designs of the platypus....the rabbit ears and horse tail really made it a confused animal...trust me this version *IS* the most evolved... :D
 
This thread is just way too INvolving concerning all of the Evolving and Devolving and trying to solve the mystery.....



~backing out quietly, clit in hand~


:p
 
Pokerman said:


wow....i'd think it would be hard to walk like that, let alone walk backwards


Well, one of my strengths is muli tasking!

I can walk and chew gum as well. :p
 
but can you chew gum, pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?
 
Pokerman said:
but can you chew gum, pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?



I sure can. I have two hands and a mouth and many ideas for multitasking activities!
 
well can you chew gum, pat your head and rub your stomach while someone licks your pussy and fondles your breasts? ;)
 
I thought this thread

was going to contain actual dialogue between a penis and a clitoris. How disappointing.
 
Pokerman said:
well can you chew gum, pat your head and rub your stomach while someone licks your pussy and fondles your breasts? ;)


Ummm Nope! (You win again!)

I would choke on my gum.
Suck my finger.
Grab the head of the person licking my pussy.

God! I am such a loZer! :D
 
Re: I thought this thread

TN_Vixen said:
was going to contain actual dialogue between a penis and a clitoris. How disappointing.



LOL so did I! :D

I remember a B porn flic...it was the story as told by a pair of pink satin panties. Very goofy stuff!



Pokerman: Gum is gone!
 
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Fly_On_Wall said:
......... I don't think i should have said that, the women are going to start feeling sepurior (SP?) :) hehe

Not of you per se ... I think we're equal;)
 
Re: I thought this thread

TN_Vixen said:
was going to contain actual dialogue between a penis and a clitoris. How disappointing.
Ditto! I was imagining some pretty good dialogue ;)

Seriously, guys/gals, just because the fetus is female and the penis forms later, doesn't mean it "evolved" - it means it formed later. Evolution used in the context of biological changes to organisms over time, generally refers to organisms changing from one generation to another.

Whether the cause of that change is intentional (e.g., genetic engineering), caused by "random" mutation, "natural" selection, etc. is another issue. From a religious perspective, it is entirely possible that a universe creator could setup a system of physical laws that would result in an "evolved" universe - such as how ours has.

That creator could then also, from time to time, meddle a little to tweak the evolution of life on a planet to move it in a particular direction. Hell that is what we are just learning to intentionally do now with some amount of precision, and we have done it intentional with domestic animals (via selective breeding) and plants for millenia - why would it be improbable that a much more intelligent and knowledgeable creator could do the same thing?

I see no conflict between "creation" theory and evolutionary theory, as long as both are consistent with the evidence that we actually can examine. Those creationists that come up with all kinds of wild theological theories to explain away the inconsistencies just dig themselves deeper into an illogical hole. Others like me allow for the fact that the Bible did not go into a lot of detail about creation, and much of that was highly symbolic.
 
For everyone who wanted a conversation between a Penis and a Clit...

"What's your pleasure?" said the Penis to the Clit
She said, "I like to be sucked and rubbed and licked"

"I'd like to do that all to you
But what happens when I am through?"

"When you are done and I have cum
That's when we'll have some real fun
I'll let you fuck me through and through
Until you fill me with your goo"

"And when I'm done
And filled you good?"

"I'll go to bed,
like I know you would"

An original poetic conversation between a Penis and a Clit, by Pokerman
 
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