Pegging help

[Crios]

An enema is probably inescapable for anyone wanting to explore this brave new world, but focusing on a regular regimen prior to each time your partner plays in your poop chute is counter-productive to the real problem, and that's YOUR DIET. Introducing an enema to your dark regions is like unleashing a holocaust upon the flora our bodies need to keep it right. The last thing the little sweethearts need is to be subjected to Total War.

If we haven't already, those of us who have made pegging part of our lifestyle need to come to grips with what we really are. We might see ourselves as red-blooded hetero males just playing around on the ends of our wives' or girlfriends' strap-ons, but we're still BOTTOMS, and for best results, a fuckee really needs to be on some type of a bottom's diet.

For me, that means drinking a LOT of water while foregoing caffeine in any form, and I take a cue from my late great grandmother by adding Metamucil to at least one of those many daily glasses of H20. I'm heavy on soluble fiber but watch the insoluble fiber by peeling my fruits and vegetables. I go light on red meat and, while seafood's mostly fine, I run as far from dairy as I can get. The ideal appearance of my stool should neatly replicate our dog's compact turd nuggets and, if they sink like a stone to the bottom of the toilet, I'm reasonably assured my fat intake is well in hand.

Those are the high points. It's not a hermit's diet, and there is some built-in flexibility. I won't live forever eating like this, but so far I think I still look fairly decent. Best of all, I don't nave to make excuses when I feel the tip of my wife's strap-on against my lips in the middle of the night or experience her fingers tenderly circling my asshole. It's just time to play . . .

Fully agree here, Smoke! My diet isn't as strict but I've noticed that the more fresh fruits and vegetables I eat as well as the more water I drink, the more formed my BMs are and the easier it is to have non-messy pegging sessions. Well, they're messy from a lube standpoint but that's part of the fun!!

 

[Goldenfinger]

An enema is probably inescapable for anyone wanting to explore this brave new world, but focusing on a regular regimen prior to each time your partner plays in your poop chute is counter-productive to the real problem, and that's YOUR DIET. Introducing an enema to your dark regions is like unleashing a holocaust upon the flora our bodies need to keep it right. The last thing the little sweethearts need is to be subjected to Total War.

If we haven't already, those of us who have made pegging part of our lifestyle need to come to grips with what we really are. We might see ourselves as red-blooded hetero males just playing around on the ends of our wives' or girlfriends' strap-ons, but we're still BOTTOMS, and for best results, a fuckee really needs to be on some type of a bottom's diet.

For me, that means drinking a LOT of water while foregoing caffeine in any form, and I take a cue from my late great grandmother by adding Metamucil to at least one of those many daily glasses of H20. I'm heavy on soluble fiber but watch the insoluble fiber by peeling my fruits and vegetables. I go light on red meat and, while seafood's mostly fine, I run as far from dairy as I can get. The ideal appearance of my stool should neatly replicate our dog's compact turd nuggets and, if they sink like a stone to the bottom of the toilet, I'm reasonably assured my fat intake is well in hand.

Those are the high points. It's not a hermit's diet, and there is some built-in flexibility. I won't live forever eating like this, but so far I think I still look fairly decent. Best of all, I don't nave to make excuses when I feel the tip of my wife's strap-on against my lips in the middle of the night or experience her fingers tenderly circling my asshole. It's just time to play . . .

Fully agree here, Smoke! My diet isn't as strict but I've noticed that the more fresh fruits and vegetables I eat as well as the more water I drink, the more formed my BMs are and the easier it is to have non-messy pegging sessions. Well, they're messy from a lube standpoint but that's part of the fun!!

This is the less talked about part. But sometime no matter how prepared you might think you are, shit happens.

 

[Crios]

This is the less talked about part. But sometime no matter how prepared you might think you are, shit happens.

Pun intended!!

 

[Goldenfinger]

Pun intended!!

Yes, yes it was.

This reminds me of a story.

Many years ago I knew this lady. She was in her 50s and was the accountant for a bdsm type club. Not only was she the account but she was client (punish). She organized Munches, events and so forth. This lady was always dressed to the 9s. She also liked to wear her strap on under her skirt. She wore really nice leather skirts. You could never tell she was wearing on, believe me I looked but no sign.

One day she was telling a tale of a guy she met and pegged. Someone ask if she always Carries the tools to do the deed. To which she replied that she commonly wears a strap on, but very rarely brings anything else since it wasn’t a usual spur of the moment event. She was then asked what she used that time. In the most poised and matter of fact tone she said Natural lube of course.