Peeing on food = Terrorism?

[Mountain Man]

wait...isn't urine Sterile?

 

[Ginny]

I mean, some people enjoy being peed on, right? Can't chickens be kinky too?

lmao

 

[Calamity Jane]

wait...isn't urine Sterile?

Well... maybe so. But, I suppose technically, he did contaminate a 'raw agricultural product'. Would he still be considered a terrorist if he'd peed on the rotisserie chicken in the deli?

Am a terrorist when I drop trou in the soybean feild and relieve my bladder?

 

[Ginny]

Would he still be considered a terrorist if he'd peed on the rotisserie chicken in the deli?

<tickled again>

 

[paganangel]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Peeing on food = Project Mayhem

But you're not supposed to talk about it.

you beat me to it!

 

[Guest]

Pee in food=disgusting.

5 years hard labour. Naked.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

OMG! I totally forgot about the rights of the poor, dead, frozen chickens!

Fear not. The Federal government has not forgotten the rights of poor dead chickens.

The Animal Welfare Act states, "The term "animal" means any live or dead dog, cat, monkey (nonhuman primate mammal), guinea pig, hamster, rabbit, or such other warm-blooded animal..."

 

[huskie]

I pee in my yard..... all the time. The grass loves it and the moles hate it

 

[scylis]

this is your life, good to the last drop. doesn't get any better than this.

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you are not your bank account

you are not the clothes you wear

you are not the contents of your wallet

you are not your bowel cancer

you are not your grandé latté

you are not the chicken you piss on

you are not your fucking khakis

 

[Calamity Jane]

Fear not. The Federal government has not forgotten the rights of poor dead chickens.

The Animal Welfare Act states, "The term "animal" means any live or dead dog, cat, monkey (nonhuman primate mammal), guinea pig, hamster, rabbit, or such other warm-blooded animal..."

But Iguanas... they have no rights just because they're idea of warmth is cuddling up to a rock?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

But Iguanas... they have no rights just because they're idea of warmth is cuddling up to a rock?

I think you could duck tape them to that cuddly rock at high noon so their brains fry and there would be little out cry.

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[Calamity Jane]

I think you could duck tape them to that cuddly rock at high noon so their brains fry and there would be little out cry.

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Actually, that's an excellent idea. I've thought about releasing mine to see how much he likes snow.

 

[likaway]

peeing

Moles hate urine??? Tell me about it. I have way too many moles in my yard. I can piss on them and they leave?? Will it work for relatives? Love Lisa