Peeing on food = Terrorism?

[Calamity Jane]

48 yr old Larry Pratt snuck into a grocery store walk-in fridge and peed on two boxes of chicken.

A new state law (Kansas) says that 'contaminating raw agricultural products' is terrorism.

He could get 8-20 years in prison.


Fair?

 

[RastaPope]

48 yr old Larry Pratt snuck into a grocery store walk-in fridge and peed on two boxes of chicken.

A new state law (Kansas) says that 'contaminating raw agricultural products' is terrorism.

He could get 8-20 years in prison.


Fair?

I dunno about labeling it terrorism, but the sentence is fair, yes.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Lots of therapy for this one. Fair has nothing to do with it.

 

[Shaq]

Terrorism?

Or turn on?


The answer...isn't quite so clear...

 

[Problem Child]

Apparently the legislature in Kansas is too fucking stupid to know the difference between urine and anthrax.

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh, I thought this was another fetish thread.

Never mind...

 

[modest mouse]

I assume they will hold a higher charge up against him in order to get him to plead guilty to a lesser charge. He should be punished somewhat severely.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I don't think Golden Shower Chicken is going to catch on in the market place.

 

[medjay]

Peeing on food = Project Mayhem

But you're not supposed to talk about it.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Apparently the legislature in Kansas is too fucking stupid to know the difference between urine and anthrax.

LOL

That's exactly it, I think. He's also being charged with criminal tresspass, which is pretty obvious.

I just think that intent should be figured in.

 

[Agent99]

This is nothing new. Any kind of adulteration to food or drugs has been unlawful and prosecuted with harsh penalties.

This includes urine, fecal matter, razor blades, chemicals, blood, insects, drugs and any organic matter among other things.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lemon chicken?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Apparently the legislature in Kansas is too fucking stupid to know the difference between urine and anthrax.

We have the urine.

You cannot stop us.

Are you afraid?

 

[Pseudomoniker]

1. It must not have been a Purdue chicken. They eat nothing but the finest corn and marigolds to keep their breasts a pleasant golden color, so no additional coloring is necessary.

2. This would never have happened if the industry would just admit that there is a niche for "Urea-flavored Chicken" that needs to be filled.

3. It's a really bad idea to dare someone to try and "piss on another cock."

4. Maybe this guy knew something about the Colonel's secret recipe that we don't.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ya'll gotta remember this is the same state that produced both 70/30 and Synthesist.

*sigh*

I'm a transplanted Alaskan.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ya'll gotta remember this is the same state that produced both 70/30 and Synthesist.

*sigh*

I'm a transplanted Alaskan.

I choose to forget that they live so near me. Now, I'll have nightmares tonight.

 

[Azwed]

I choose to forget that they live so near me. Now, I'll have nightmares tonight.

Be afraid be very afraid.

I think they are really either dual personalities of the same person or truly twisted conjoined twins.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Be afraid be very afraid.

I think they are truly twisted conjoined twins.

Somehow, that's even scarier.

 

[Guest]

48 yr old Larry Pratt snuck into a grocery store walk-in fridge and peed on two boxes of chicken.

A new state law (Kansas) says that 'contaminating raw agricultural products' is terrorism.

He could get 8-20 years in prison.


Fair?

________


So...

What did the frozen chickens have to say about all of this?


Or did we conveniently "forget" to ask them?

 

[Calamity Jane]

OMG! I totally forgot about the rights of the poor, dead, frozen chickens!

Somehow, I think they probably had more to say about the fact that their dead and frozen than getting peed on though. I mean, some people enjoy being peed on, right? Can't chickens be kinky too?

 

[bknight2602]

Lots of therapy for this one. Fair has nothing to do with it.

Lots of therapy.

 

[honeylick]

Lemon chicken?

a fabulous marinade.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm thinkin' a little peepee could tenderize some meat like a champ.

tasty!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ahhh... so instead of being arrested, this guy should be a guest chef on Emeril?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

BAM!!