Pedicures for men

jpro56

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I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?
 
I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?

Get it done. The girls are usually pretty kind and if you tip well, they'll have you back.
 
If you have nobody that loves you just let them grow. If you need any help contact the "lonely loser headquarters" and ask to speak to que, he has lots of advice and lots of time on his hands.
 
i'm a fat fuck with bad knees. i cut my own nails. seriously, lose some damned weight.

beyond that, sure, go ahead. get a pedicure.

treat yo self.
 
Ignore the "man"tality going on in here. I think it's sweet when I see a couple together getting pedicures. God knows we've been dragged off to enough "manly" events getting a pedicure is a small sacrifice - and one most men would likely enjoy if they could quit with the macho act. Pedicures are more than just having your nails trimmed and cuticles pushed back. Most places do a massage of the feet and calves and a hot towel wrap. The pretty painted nails are just a bonus - if that's what you want.

I say do it.
 
I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?
Hi J, my mom and dad used to get a pedicure once a month. They had a girl that came to them in their home.
 
I have, over the last few years, developed a condition that I call TMG(too much gut) that has made it increasingly difficult to take proper care of my toenails and don't have a significant other to put to the task. Do any of you guys have this problem and what do you do about it. I kinda like the thought of going to one of those little nail spas and get a great foot rub along with a trim but is that a thing guys do?

I have ankylosing spondylitis which I have had for over thirty years. Until recently I have been just about able to reach my toenails to cut them but it has been a risk because I also have Type II diabetes and any damage to my feet might not heal properly.

I used to go to a local chiropodist who charged £35 for a foot check and toenail clip. Now I go to Age UK who provide the same service for £25. Ironically, about twenty years ago I helped to raise funds for a local toenail cutting service for the elderly - a three-year experimental project that is still ongoing, but that won't cover those with diabetes who need specialist trained staff. I have to go to the local big town, instead of locally. My local system would be free - thanks to my own fund-raising. Doh!
 
$25.00

Locally here in the midwest, a pedicure and foot and leg massage along with
the chair massaging the upper and lower back. Cost is $25.00 plus a tip. Worth
every penny. :)
 
I mean, it might work for you, but I did that once, looked at the price and thought, "Well glad I enjoyed that because I ain't never doing that shit again.'

But I mean, I'm scrawny and limber so I'll do my own goddamn toenails.

And I have a child who will do them for free and think it's playing so I'll ride that train for however long it'll last. You ain't gonna get no Frozen 2 decals at no fancy big-city nail salon.

Also, here's a really creepy fact about me that is also really, really gross.

My little toe has a weird tiny nail bed, so my little toe grows up instead of out, like a claw, like something you'd see on a dog. So my solution to that is now and has always been to rip the whole damn nail off, bed and all, and just have a bloody open wound on my foot where the nail bed once was, about once a month. I have done this in front of everybody I'm close to, and it's apparently the grossest shit in the entire world to hear them tell it. My current bf straight up tackled me in an attempt to keep me from doing it on my other foot while I was screaming, "I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!" And I eventually won, because it's my fucking feet, and walked around his house bleeding everywhere to be a dick. Like, "yeah that's my nasty toe blood on your flooring. Because you fuckin tackled me, you big son-of-a-bitch."
 
Locally here in the midwest, a pedicure and foot and leg massage along with
the chair massaging the upper and lower back. Cost is $25.00 plus a tip. Worth
every penny. :)

They charged me $45!

I was gonna say that was bullshit but now that I think about it, it might be related to how gross my feet are with the previously mentioned weird dog claw toe.
 
O hell yes...

Locally here in the midwest, a pedicure and foot and leg massage along with
the chair massaging the upper and lower back. Cost is $25.00 plus a tip. Worth
every penny. :)

Here, in Illinois, $25 for a pedi....and thats it.
 
My wife and I get Mani/Pedi's together about 1x / month. Well, she gets mani/pedi, and I just get Pedi.

The girls deal with ingrown toenail issues very effectively - which is a help to both my wife and I.

And its awesome. Some of the girls rub their tits with my foot while they are massaging me. I enjoy it. :) My wife thinks they don't realize they are doing it. I always tip well. :)
 
I have ankylosing spondylitis which I have had for over thirty years. Until recently I have been just about able to reach my toenails to cut them but it has been a risk because I also have Type II diabetes and any damage to my feet might not heal properly.

I used to go to a local chiropodist who charged £35 for a foot check and toenail clip. Now I go to Age UK who provide the same service for £25. Ironically, about twenty years ago I helped to raise funds for a local toenail cutting service for the elderly - a three-year experimental project that is still ongoing, but that won't cover those with diabetes who need specialist trained staff. I have to go to the local big town, instead of locally. My local system would be free - thanks to my own fund-raising. Doh!

Marie Curie used to do a free service...

Bloody Tory cut backs!

More people should buy industrial grinder wheels.
 
My wife and I get Mani/Pedi's together about 1x / month. Well, she gets mani/pedi, and I just get Pedi.

The girls deal with ingrown toenail issues very effectively - which is a help to both my wife and I.

And its awesome. Some of the girls rub their tits with my foot while they are massaging me. I enjoy it. :) My wife thinks they don't realize they are doing it. I always tip well. :)

Rubbing your tits on ingrown toenails helps get rid of them? :confused:
 
Pedicures For Men seem to be quite trendy of late.
Evidently there was some company featured on Shark Tank ("Hammer And Nails") that positioned itself as a man-cave spa for men and they franchised the hell out of it. I got a pedicure (my first) for $33 plus tip. They had big screen TVs tuned to various sports channels, "complimentary" mixed drinks, and tatted-up women in Hooters-style scoop neck shirts doing the actual nail work.

Had another knockoff man-cave place open up right around the corner from me, literally walking distance. Prices were pisted right on the window: Pedicures "from $55"...um, no thankee.
 
A man does mine

I was dwinking cawfee when i read thif. now i have a speetf impediment.

:eek:)

Most of the time a man does mine. Vietnamese guy. Some times there is a pretty
lady Vietnamese does mine and flashes her pretty lil ole titties .:devil:
I had the nail on my left big toe trying to get ingrown and she has fixed it. :)
 
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