Peaceniks have won.ARGH. Bush calls off war!

[busybody..]

Bush Scraps Invasion Plans, Iraq Is 'Clean'


(2003-01-27) -- U.S. President George Bush, in tomorrow night's state of the union speech, will announce he is scrapping plans for an invasion of Iraq because of the "new bond of trust" established between the two countries.

"Thanks to the United Nations inspections process," the speech begins, "A new bond of trust has developed between the United States and the Republic of Iraq. We can be assured that Iraq is clean. I really thought they had weapons of mass destruction, because they used to, but we know they're all gone, because the inspectors can't find them. What can I say? I was wrong. It's time to mend fences, and welcome Iraq back into the fellowship of peace-loving nations."

A leaked copy of the speech shows that Bush will publicly apologize to Saddam Hussein for "ever having doubted this respected world leader."

An unnamed White House source said Mr. Bush has called Mr. Hussein on the phone to concede his error and beg forgiveness. The Iraqi leader apparently welcomed the call, and said "No hard feelings."

The often-playful Mr. Bush even has a nickname now for the Iraqi president, according to the source, "He calls him 'Hussy'."

 

[Problem Child]

Funny. Did you steal it from the Onion?

 

[Spinaroonie]

 

[Purple Haze]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Guest]

 

[Nobby Stiles]

That is very amusing

 

[QuickDuck]

LOL Spin

well done

 

[WynEternal]

What's your source? From the wording, it doesn't sound credible at all.

 

[busybody..]

Hillary Says Sharpton 'Pretty Smart, For A Black Guy'


(2003-01-22) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton said the Rev. Al Sharpton is "pretty smart, for a black guy," but stopped short of endorsing his presidential bid.

The compliment came after the junior senator from New York was quoted by Newsday.com as saying that affirmative action foes focus only on Martin Luther King's urging that people be judged by their character.

"Well, of course," she said. "But what is character? The sum total of who you are. The color of your skin and how you deal with it is part of your character."

Sen. Clinton said the Rev. Sharpton has dealt with his blackness quite well, and urged the Electoral College to grant him an additional 20 votes based on the University of Michigan admissions principal that guarantees diversity regardless of merit.

 

[sheath]

***coke spew at the 'regardless of merit' comment***

That is just too fucking funny.



S.

 

[sheath]

What's your source? From the wording, it doesn't sound credible at all.

Oh, SHIT.

Tell me you are joking. Please.

S.

 

[medjay]

Sen. Clinton said the Rev. Sharpton has dealt with his blackness quite well . . .

If he were dealing with his blackness well he wouldn't have that goddamned process in his hair!







*I've decided that my constant zingers about Sharpton's hair might be getting old. From now on I'll do them by request only.

 

[badasschick]

Dude, I'm not stupid...stop baiting me.

 

[badasschick]

If he were dealing with his blackness well he wouldn't have that goddamned process in his hair!

WORD!

 

[badasschick]

Busybody, are you referring to this?

Or this?


You dickhead!!!!

 

[busybody..]

France Warns Iraq Against Acting Alone
(2003-01-26) -- French Foreign Minister Dominique deVillepin today warned Iraq not to act alone in creating weapons of mass destruction.

"Unilateralism is bad," said Mr. deVillepin. "We urge Iraq to work in a multilateral way, through the U.N. perhaps, to manufacture, deploy and conceal weapons of mass destruction."

"I have spoken with German officials," he added. "To prevent the horrors of unilateral action we are prepared to work with Saddam Hussein to organize...how do you say in English? A coalition of the killing...or is it coalition of the shilling...well, you know what I mean."

When questioned by reporters about the morality of producing chemical and biological agents, the foreign minister said, "it's more important to do things together than to do the right thing."

 

[Guest]

 

[camazotz]

man, so much controversy. it's true, though, the threat of force is always less costly than the use of force. who can say "brinksmanship"?

i peed next to al sharpton once at a urinal at JFK. the dude is not tall. he does have some crazy hair, though. he was wearing sort of a dark powder blue suit -- and, to his credit, he did not have a big entourage with him.