Payne.. Patryn.. Bliss?

[Never]

Your efforts to confuse me have succeeded.

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Patryn, don't tell me you're not part of this. You're all after me, I know it.

 

[Payne]

Yes, Never (ever, not you), yes.

I confuse YOU????? Shit, I thought you didn't love me anymore because I was martyred. Oops, not supposed to mention I have feelings, huh?

Sorry, ignore that, it's that spiked NyQuihol that Ex serves.

Fuckers. I have feelings too! Whoa is me.

Oklie Doklie, I'll hush now.

 

[Payne]

PS

Remember what Nikki taught you and you'll Nevah go wrong.

 

[Guest]

Never...
This is what you inspire in people.
Damn, poke her with a stick! I need to know who she is.

P is for Payne. (That's good enough for me)
B is for Bliss. (That's good enough for me)
P is for Patyrn. (That's good enough for me)
B is for someone else whose name begins with be!

Oh, Payne, Payne, Payne, starts with P.
Oh, Payne, Payne, Payne, starts with P.
Payne, Bliss and Patryn, they're all the same to me.
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie, starts with C!

 

[Bliss]

Hardee har har. Har har even. I'd call you a phreak, but there is that remote possibilitah 1% chance it is you, so I'll call you a phreak anyway.

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I don't have to make sense, I'm Nevah's understudy.

 

[Patryn]

I'm still me. Payne used to be herself, but since her name was too close to mine, she changed to Bliss. I have no clue who Payne is now, but I suspect Bliss. If that didn't confuse you, nothing will.

 

[Bliss]

Well color me speckled!

Have I mentioned I love you lately, my Patryn Saint?

 

[Never]

Blue.. um, Bliss. I love you too.
Wait. I'm not Patryn, damn it, you confused me again.

 

[Cheri]

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie

Come off it Neverlicious, you knew that, right?

 

[Nicole]

PS

Remember what Nikki taught you and you'll Nevah go wrong.

What did I teach her???

By the way I am just as confused as Never. Who are you???

Please explain

 

[Bliss]

Just reminding her of one her off the cuff remarks, i.e. pain is bliss and bliss is pain. At the time, it had to do with your spankie smilie. Isn't that what you'd call that smilie with the paddle? *whack* *whack* *whack*

Move over April, it's my shift to be Eeyore. *sigh*

BTW, I suspect that Nevah is nevah confused and is toying with all of us. But that's just my take on it.

 

[April]

Poor Bliss. Want a hug? You can be Eeyore, and I'll be...Piglet! Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[Nicole]

Oh you mean this ... http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ruinkai/spankA.gif

Glad to be of assistance