patriotic song in our hour of need

[Problem Child]

let me launch my cruise missile baby
into your hangar of love
let me drive my humvee girlie
into your canyon of lust
i need to feel your radar domes honey
before my submarine busts

give all your ammo honey
to help me load my gun
polish up my turret girl
lets have dangerous fun
all I want to do to you
is dig your sweet foxhole
and have you raise your flag of love
up my flesh flagpole

 

[Purple Haze]

That was enough to put my flesh flagpole at half-mast.

 

[Laurel]

I salute you, soldier.

 

[Problem Child]

purpster

you're so gay.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I would salute you too, if I weren't afraid to drop this flag.

 

[Problem Child]

SS

since when were you ever shy?

 

[Purple Haze]

Atten.......... HUT!

 

[Problem Child]

at ease with your privates purp.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Remember that time you wore that mask and talked like Nixon?

I was shy that time....

Come aboard my tanker
Lick up my sweet nectar juice
Take all you want
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm loose.

I never said I was good at this.

 

[Problem Child]

You're just as bad as me and that's all that counts.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Reckon I can work a drum solo in here somewhere?

And I could never be as bad as you...even if I tried Long and Hard.

How's that for subtle sexual innuendo? I bet you no one will even notice.

 

[Purple Haze]

Notice what?

Hey, I can dance like Nixon.

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, but do you have tapes, and can they get you impeached?

 

[Guest]

I have the tapes of Purp right here. *points innocently behind Southern's flag*

 

[Problem Child]

right on. An anonymous source.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Will you two quit talking amongst yourselves?

It's all about me. I have all the tatas here.

And a damn good opportunity to be a songwriter. Someone in Nashville will see this post and scoop me right out of here.

 

[Purple Haze]

Impeached, jailed and buttfucked.

 

[Problem Child]

Impeached, jailed and buttfucked.

....by Janet Reno in a Spiro T. Agnew mask.

 

[Purple Haze]

Oh please........ish.

LMAO!

I can't stop laughing.

 

[SimplySouthern]

....by Janet Reno in a Spiro T. Agnew mask.

Humming "Walk Like an Egyptian"

 

[Purple Haze]

Fucking hurts, can't breathe.........

Nixon could twist, with that come-hither-type look.

 

[Laurel]

http://www.americanpresident.org/KoTrain/courses/RN/Rn37-213.jpg

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Dick, how is Pat in bed? Does she do the back-door tango?

 

[Guest]

Why yes. Schnookems loves some good anal play.