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A Scotsman paying his first visit to the zoo stopped by one of the cages.

"An whut animal would that be?" he asked the keeper.

"That's a moose from Canada," came the reply.

"A moose!" exclaimed the Scotsman, "Hoots man - they must ha' rrrats like elephants ower there!"
 
How to use your mouth between her legs


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*** QUESTION ***

Dear Shiva,

My husband gives me oral sex but I don't enjoy it. I try to discuss
about it, but he does not want to talk much about it, he changes
the subject. Even I cannot explain to him what exactly he should
do. What should I tell him to do?

-MLL, from Zurich


>>>MY COMMENTS:

What truly arouses a woman and what gives her the hottest orgasms
is when a man knows how to use his tongue well.

But many women still don't enjoy truly wonderful oral sex for 2
main reasons.

1. Many men don't know what to do with their mouth once they get
there. And the things they do end up doing, does NOT please her.

2. Some women are reluctant to receive oral sex because they carry
with them the feeling that their genitals are unattractive or smell
bad.



HYGIENE ISSUES
The genital area of a healthy woman is one of the most
self-cleansing parts of her body. In fact, a woman's vagina is
cleaner than her mouth. Yet some men will readily tongue a woman's
mouth but will hesitate to lick her vagina.

If a woman is clean and doesn't have infection, the fragrance and
taste of her vulva is something many men love. Still, if either of
you are concerned about hygiene you can wash or shower together
beforehand.



GET TO KNOW HER ANATOMY
First get to know her genital area. Here are some images
www.betterloverseminar.com/anatomyvulva/index.php
A woman's vulva consists of the fleshy outer lips, thinner inner
lips, the clitoris, the vaginal opening and the urethra.



THE BASICS OF GOOD CUNNILINGUS (ORAL SEX)
Basic cunnilingus is licking the vulva from the vaginal opening to
the clitoris. Imagine eating an ice cream cone. Use the same upward
tongue strokes, from the bottom of her vagina to the top of her
clitoris.

Here are ways to enhance her pleasure further.

1. Start slow. Don't dive into cunnilingus. Many women prefer a man
approaching their genitals g-r-a-d-u-a-l-l-y. Begin from her knees.
Nuzzle, kiss, lick and nibble her knees. Then move your mouth
higher along her inner thighs, continuing to kiss and lick. Until
you reach her vulva.

2. Once you reach her vulva, kiss, lick and nuzzle the area around
her vulva. Start by licking the outer lips with the flat of your
tongue. Run your tongue up and down them. Nibble them with your
lips. Then run your tongue in between the outer lips, to caress the
more sensitive inner lips. Then lick her vaginal opening, circling
your tongue around it. Then gently insert your tongue inside her
vagina, and move it around, up and down, round and round.

3. Try inserting a finger or two inside her vagina. Many women
enjoy oral sex more when they have a feeling of fullness in their
vagina. Make sure you first wet the fingers in her juices, or use a
lubricant like KY jelly.

4. Avoid stimulating her clitoris DIRECTLY, unless you know that's
what she prefers. Most women find it too intense. Instead,
flutter-tongue the underside of the clitoris once every 10 to 15
seconds.

5. Get her feedback. Some women hesitate to express their reactions
about oral sex. If she squirms you might interpret that as ecstasy,
but in fact she could be hurting. Ask her questions that
let her answer in Yes or No. "Do you want me to lick you lighter,
firmer?" Demonstrate a few varieties of licks, call them A, B and C
and have her name the choice she wants you to use.

6. When she is at the point of orgasm, don't change the spot or the
pressure. Keep doing the same thing, at the same speed, at the same
pressure until her orgasm. Some men increase the speed or pressure
at the point of orgasm, which actually delays her orgasm.

7. After orgasm her clitoris is usually hypersensitive, and most
women don't enjoy being touched or licked there. While she basks in
the afterglow, you could come up and hold her close and gently
massage her scalp or run your fingers through her hair.

Remember. Besides techniques, what affects a woman's enjoyment
of oral sex, is the enthusiasm with which you give it to her. Let
her know that you enjoy it. Make sounds of contentment "Mmmm...I
love the aroma of your garden" or "Yum...you taste so good".

Bon Appétit :)



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Until next time.

SHIVA
 
A federal criminal investigation has been opened into an oil spill in San Francisco Bay that began when a cargo ship that hit the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge last week, the U.S. Coast Guard said Sunday.
 
Which country consumes the most turkey per year per capita?
You chose: The United States
Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is: Israel
 
Alright - Butterfly Jones

(M. Gurley, P. Leavitt, S. Gordon)

I was hangin' off a balcony over the strip
Checkin' out the freaks below
It was a very good night to gt a grip
Or fall into my own creep show

Danglin' like some drool from a mad dog's mouth
Dyin' for some sympathy
When I heard a sweet young voice callin' up my way
And this is what she said to me

It's alright it's o.k.
Don't you know tomorrow's another day
Don't look now here comes the dawn
Baby sometimes you gotta just hang on

Well I followed her directions and gave it some time
Things began to work out somehow
'Til one night eatin' chinese I gt a call from Ruiz
He said you better come over right now

He was takin' a bath in his best green suit
Buzzin' like a wet grenade
He was tryin' to wash away his dirty blues
With some bubbles and a razor blade

It's alright it's o.k.
Don't you know tomorrow's another day
Don't look now here comes the dawn
Baby sometimes you gotta just hang on
Yeah yeah just hang on...hang on

Yeah, yeah yeah....

So when you're hangin' off a balcony over the strip
Wonderin' where it all went wrong
Just remember there's a band settin' up on your ship
Waitin' to play your song

It's alright it's o.k.
Don't you know tomorrow's another day
Don't look now here comes the dawn
Baby sometimes you gotta just hang on
 
Etta James -Fool That I Am


Fool that I am,
For falling in love with you.
And a, fool that I am,
For thinking you loved me, too.

You took my heart,
Then played the part of little coquette.
And, all my dreams just disappeared
Like the smoke from a cigarette.

Fool that I am,
For hoping you’d understand.
And thinking you
Would listen, too,
And, oh, the things I had planned.

But we couldn’t see eye to eye
So, darling, darling, darling,
This is goodbye.
But I still care, but I still care,
And oh, fool that I am.
Oh, but I still care,
Fool that I am.
 
I have a dream

"I Have a Dream" is the popular name for the most famous public speech by Martin Luther King, Jr., when he spoke powerfully and eloquently of his desire for a future where blacks and whites would coexist harmoniously and as equals. King's delivery of the speech on August 28, 1963 from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial during the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom was a defining moment of the American Civil Rights Movement. The speech is often considered to be one of the greatest speeches in history and was ranked the number 1 speech of the 20th century by Rhetoric scholars. Video shown at the end of this article.

I Have a Dream full speech by Martin Luther King Jr

Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of captivity.

But one hundred years later, we must face the tragic fact that the Negro is still not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity.
One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. So we have come here today to dramatize an appalling condition.

In a sense we have come to our nation's capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of colour are concerned. Instead of honouring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation. So we have come to cash this check -- a check that will give us upon demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice. We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America of the fierce urgency of now. This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquillising drug of gradualism. Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of segregation to the sunlit path of racial justice. Now is the time to open the doors of opportunity to all of God's children. Now is the time to lift our nation from the quick-sands of racial injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underestimate the determination of the Negro. This sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality. Nineteen sixty-three is not an end, but a beginning. Those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will now be content will have a rude awakening if the nation returns to business as usual. There will be neither rest nor tranquillity in America until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice. In the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.

We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with soul force. The marvellous new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community must not lead us to distrust of all white people, for many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up with our destiny and their freedom is inextricably bound to our freedom. We cannot walk alone.

And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall march ahead. We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can never be satisfied as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities. We cannot be satisfied as long as the Negro's basic mobility is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one. We can never be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi cannot vote and a Negro in New York believes he has nothing for which to vote. No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.

I am not unmindful that some of you have come here out of great trials and tribulations. Some of you have come fresh from narrow cells. Some of you have come from areas where your quest for freedom left you battered by the storms of persecution and staggered by the winds of police brutality. You have been the veterans of creative suffering. Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.
Go back to Mississippi, go back to Alabama, go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana, go back to the slums and ghettos of our northern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed. Let us not wallow in the valley of despair.
I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave-owners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a desert state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose governor's lips are presently dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, will be transformed into a situation where little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls and walk together as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith with which I return to the South. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring."

And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado!
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous peaks of California!
But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.
When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
 
Take or leave us, only please believe us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable
 
Roll With Me Henry - Etta James

You've got to roll with me Henry;
(Alright baby)
Roll with me Henry;
(Don't mean maybe)
Roll with me Henry;
(Any ole time)
Roll with me Henry;
(Don't change my mind)
Roll with me Henry;
You better roll it while the rollin' is on
Roll on, roll on, roll on;

While the cats are ballin,
You better stop your stallin,
It's intermission in a minute,
So you better get with it,
Roll with me Henry,
You better roll it while the rollin' is on
Roll on, roll on, roll on,

Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh wee,
Henry, you ain't movin me,
You better feel that boogie beat,
And get the lead out of your feet,

Roll with me Henry,
You better roll it while the rollin' is on,

Will I ain't teasin'
(Talk to me baby)
You better stop your freezin'
(All right, mama)
If you want romancin'
(Okay sugar)
You better learn some dancin'
(Mmm-hmm mm-hmm)
Roll with me Henry,
(All right mama)
You better roll it while the rollin' is on,
Roll on, roll on, roll on.
 
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