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"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:09 PM):
urn one!
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:09 PM):
a 4 berth caravan
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:09 PM):
urn two!
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:09 PM):
a beer mat
Teen: says (10:10 PM):
Excuse me?
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:10 PM):
lol bullseye the darts program
Teen; says (10:11 PM):
Why are you saying 'urn'? Is it not 'in' but said in a stupid way?
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:11 PM):
no lol
Teen; says (10:11 PM):
Why do they have urns?
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:12 PM):
when they go to the prize board there's a bull and i think he's called bully lol and he goes 'URN ONE'...then they say the prize...URN TWO'...etc
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:12 PM):
before your time young lady
Teen; says (10:13 PM):
no, you're a knobhead. they say 'in'
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:14 PM):
no they don't...and no i'm not
Teen; says (10:14 PM):
WHY would they say urn? At any point in the program do they show urns? Why would a 4 berth caravan be cremated and put in an urn? It's IN.
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:15 PM):
lol i don't know if you're offended and on the attack or just frustrated
Teen; says (10:15 PM):
I'm just right.
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:15 PM):
sorry? did you say you're just a woman??
Teen; says (10:16 PM):
Tony Green's Bullseye catchphrases

* "It's a Bullseye! And here's your host, Jiiiim Bowen"
* "OK, Take your time. Nice and easy. Nice and easy..."
* "Iiiiin one"
* "Ohhhhhh... that's the gamble I'm afraid."
* "Best o'luck."
* "...and Bully's special prize..."
* "One Hundred and Eiiiighhtyyy"
* "Please take your time"
* "Settle in now"

Teen; says (10:17 PM):
"Iiiiiin one"
Teen; says (10:17 PM):
IN.
Teen; says (10:17 PM):
in
Teen; says (10:17 PM):
in inininininininin
Teen; says (10:17 PM):
IN
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:17 PM):
FUCKING HELL YOU CRAZY WOMAN -in scouse accent- 'calm down calm down'
Teen; says (10:18 PM):
Is that how scouse people apologise for being knobheads?
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:18 PM):
lol
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:18 PM):
fuckin hell
Teen; says (10:18 PM):
Good retort
Teen; says (10:18 PM):
Just admit you were wrong, I'll stop when you admit you're wrong
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:18 PM):
are you really pissed off at me?
Teen; says (10:18 PM):
Yes.
Teen; says (10:19 PM):
Accept I'm right, don't assume that I'm 'too young' to have common sense and the fact that I'm a woman has nothing to do with your argument
Teen; says (10:19 PM):
Knobhead
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:20 PM):
for fuck sake, i meant you are a woman therefore you're more likely right. don't just have a go at me, i was only messin
Teen; says (10:20 PM):
How were you implying that?
Teen; says (10:21 PM):
Eitherway, it's fine, I just find it entertaining
Teen; says (10:23 PM):
Have you gone all mardy with me?
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:23 PM):
i'm a bloke
"Holy crap! I'm black!" says (10:24 PM):
oh shit did i just offend myself
Teen; says (10:24 PM):
Probably, yes.
 
Yea, ya gotta love scientists .....


How To Sit Through a Long Movie, Without Leaving Your Seat To Drain Your Bladder.

1. Visit the restroom during the latter part of the half-hour commercial/preview period, just before the movie starts.

2. Do not drink diuretics, such as coffee or tea, three hours prior to the movie, and definitely not during the movie.

3. Do not maintain your urine at a low specific gravity by drinking large quantities of water before or during the movie. In fact, it is wise to reduce your intake of all beverages during the movie.

4. Eat salty popcorn during the movie. If it makes you thirsty, suck on some candy mints. As the salt content of extracellular fluids in the blood and kidneys goes up, so does the osmotic concentration and specific gravity of these fluids. Special sensors in the brain sense this change in salt concentration and stimulate the pituitary to secrete antidiuretic hormone (ADH). ADH is carried to the kidneys in the blood where it stimulates cells in the posterior convoluted tubules and the collecting ducts to reabsorb more water. In addition to returning more water to the blood, ADH also reduces sweating and causes constriction of arterioles. ADH is also referred to as vasopressin because it increases the blood pressure. These homeostatic actions of ADH result in decreased water loss and more concentrated urine. Consequently, your bladder does not fill as rapidly.

5. Wear waterproof undergarments.
 
Psssttt...Don't tell the builders, but not only are they competing with each other and the flippers they loaded up, but the banks are now a very, very, very reluctant competitor in the residential real estate market. Since banks are not in the business of owning, maintaining, renting and managing single family homes, they dump them. And I mean dump.

If you believe anyone telling you prices are stabilizing, or even showing signs of stabilizing, you are either on drugs or you have the IQ of a green mango. Prices are now in total free fall, with buyers and competing builders in complete control.

ETA: Boring, I know. But hey, that's what was on my clipboard! :p
 
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Q3. Which statement is NOT true about ionic bonds?

A. One atom acts as an electron donor and another acts as an electron acceptor.
B. Electrons are completely lost or gained in ion formation
C. An ion has the same number of electrons as a nonionic atom of the same element
D. An ionic reaction occurs between positive ions and negative ions
E. A salt such as NaCl is formed by ionic reaction

**I say C for this one because doesn't the number of electrons in an ion outnumber the electrons in a nonionic atom of the same element?**
 
Hey All

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer
Makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers
An fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
Gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
Them ugly women I slept with?"
 
http://www.parapundit.com/archives/004563.html
Certain »
2007 September 06 Thursday
Pay Kids For School Performance?

Our rulers are desperate to turn all kids into Lake Woebegone children who are all above average.

New York City is about to start paying some of its students for good grades: A perfect score on a state exam will pay fourth-graders $25. Exemplary attendance will also bring a reward.

There's an obvious glaring problem with this approach: A reward for a top score is no incentive to the vast bulk of the students because few are smart enough to achieve perfect scores no matter how hard they study. Financial incentives for study should be based on the intelligence level of each kid. A smart kid should have a much higher bar of knowledge to achieve to earn a reward than a dumber student. But our liberal elites have decided we can't think of people as innately different in ability. IQ is taboo even as the liberals are fascinated by the topic. Now that discussions of sexual desires and behavior are out in the open IQ has replaced sex as the unmentionable topic that everyone thinks about.

How to reward kids that already get everything?

I started to take in a big gulp of air. Would every goal attained by my two children fetch a reward? A high GPA? A good class ranking? Would sports achievements be included in this reward system: soccer goals, touchdowns, runs-batted-in? What about orchestra? Would first chair pay more than second? I'd be broke by eighth-grade graduation.

Then I thought of the family down the block with the five kids, their basement overflowing with multiple sets of Polly Pockets and American Girl Dolls, their yard littered with trampolines and electric scooters.

Parents who want to reward for performance are going to have to give their kids fewer gifts in order to leave more things available to be earned.

We are probably less than 10 years from discovering the genes that govern intelligence. Once that happens will will it become technically possible to select among embryos to choose ones which will produce smarter children. At that point I expect most of the energy directed at trying to improve school student performance will be redirected toward promoting eugenics.
 
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock. But he was never ever to touch its fur.

So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, "Why can't I touch its fur? Nothing seems to be wrong with it."

Every day he came in and sized up the gorilla for a little while longer as he still couldn't understand. About a week later, he'd worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla. He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.

Suddenly the gorilla went "ape" and started to violently jump around. Then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into a sports car, and drove off.

In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in another sports car, driving right behind him and motioning for him to pull over. He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone's front garden, and up an apple tree. He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest.

The man jumped down and ran back into the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he'd lost the gorilla. The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shadow coming down the street ahead. It was the gorilla!

This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint. The giant beast came face to face with him, slowly raised its mighty hand and said, "Tag! You're it!"
 
the root mean square (RMS) deviation of values from their arithmetic mean.
 
Anticipation when everyone's smitten
On some occasions I've liked being bitten
My wrists and ankles all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Butches with haircuts whose necks feel like chickies
Everything sweaty and musky and sticky
The smooth and suave swagger of silky drag kings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored dildos and petting the poodle
Flogging and maybe being whipped with wet noodles
Closing my eyes when a thunderstorm sings
These are a few of my favorite things

For those long nights
In between flings
On my mattress pad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Girls who are packing inside tailored trousers
Bumping and grinding that lasts hours and hours
Seedy motels and beds with broken springs
These are a few of my favorite things

Secrets when wantonly whispered in my ears
Tracing the path of where my lipstick has smeared
Nails on the back of my neck make me zing
These are a few of my favorite things
Deep porcelain bathtubs and hot wax on nipples
Fucking pressed on a wall until both my knees ripple
Spanking and sissifying someone right wing
These are a few of my favorite things

For those long nights
In between flings
On my mattress pad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
 
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