PARTY THREAD! - That Stupid Annoying Bitch Naked Hunny Finally Went to Sleep!!

Come on, Dixon Carter Lee, shouldn't you at least wait until she wakes up to kiss her ass. There's plenty of other asses here for you to kiss right now.

OMG! That Stupid Annoying Bitch still isn't here! Everyone in the pool!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
You know it is shit like this GUH that makes me wonder about continuing to hang around but I refuse to let idiots like you take over.

I have to go wash my hands now just from replying to this.

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Fallen Angel
 
*sigh* How ever so doltish you are. Your lack of cleverness is almost trying. Please work on your presentation and try again. Originality as well as a modicum of intelligence are far more pleasing than a simple repetition of previously stated opinions.
 
KillerMuffin is so right, Dixon Carter Lee. You should learn from what she says.
 
"And so the sheep-fucking goes on here in West Virginia. Reporting live, this is DCL for Literotica News at Nine."
 
Too many big words for you again? My most sincere abject apologies. I will strive to lower myself so that you might understand.

Say new words not old words. Guh try be smart not dumb.

I certainly hope that crosses over, idiotese was never my forte.
 
Where's the pool? Is Whizzee coming? just breathing hard?
Inquiring minds want to know?
 
Its a children's wading pool Samurai darlin, Guh doesn't have the mental wherewithall to do more than wade in an inch of water. Of course Wizzie will be there, Guh requires a lifeguard at all times. Rather lacking the stimulated intellect to turn over when falling face first into an inch of water. Seriously, though, I doubt that you would be interested in such a pool, its no doubt become, shall we say, unsanitary by Guh's lack of continence. We simply haven't managed to accomplish any form of housebreaking yet. *sigh*
 
That's the spirit, Samauri. Don't let all these negative people bother you, they just don't know how to party. Hell, that annoying little twit (see, I worked in a new word for you KillerMuffin. I know you're pleased) is the first thing we've had to celebrate all week. Looks like she took the rest of her stupid little friends with her too. Anyway we can change the URL here before they find their way back?
 
And then we can ring doorbells and run! Won't that be neat-o? Haw! I laughed so hard the Yoo-Hoo is coming out my nose! We're so bad! (Didja get it? Guh is Hug spelled backwards! Cool, huh? It's my Dungeons and Dragons Mage name! Cool huh?) Later we can go cow-tipping. Won't that just rule? Haw!
 
Good work, Dixon Carter Lee. That's much better than the rampant ass-kissing you have been doing all over this board. We are all very pleased to see that you still got it. Keep up the good work.
 
Rampant ass kissing by DCL? Where the hell are my ass kisses dammit????? Dammit. Everyone gets a sexy butt smooch but the Muff, I'm disappointed.

By the way, Guh hunny, twit isn't a new word. Its been around for quite awhile. You've done well discovering it though. A gold star for you. :)
 
Muffmuff likes the little mice....

I like playing with Guh, s/he is very fun to play with. I certainly hope s/he sticks around.
 
GUH! said:
Good work, Dixon Carter Lee. That's much better than the rampant ass-kissing you have been doing all over this board. We are all very pleased to see that you still got it. Keep up the good work.

If this is going to be any fun at all you have to at least try and be funny.
 
DCL who have you been asskissing that I missed... I didn't think god needed to do that?
 
Well Chefie, GOD doesnt need to ass kiss, it is the rest of us that kiss his ass!!!

:p
 
OK you stupid gutless cocksucker!! Cant talk about me when im here huh? Thought noone would come to my defense!! Guess you were wrong? Where GUH's lil bitty feelings hurt?? Tough Too bad suck it up?? Now what the hell is your problem you dont know me I dont know you so get the fuck over yourself!!
 
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