Paris Hilton Eats a Monster

[sweetnpetite]

Sorry to offend, Dar...

I actually had my tongue firmly in my cheek when I wrote that. Sounds like you have a real problem with skanky, and that elevates you greatly, in my opinion. I was just hoping everyone would lighten up a bit...

After all, we're all smut writers, for the most part...

Wanna throw some stones?

Apologetically, Woody

I was all ready to agree with you, and you were being ironic! Oh well.

Well I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style,
yeah my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me;
It was debutantes and symphonies,
But I like my music and I like my women wild.

yeah...I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
gets me excited, leaves me feelin confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

You shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said, "Pardon us, son, but that ain't no kid;
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig".
I said, "I knowit dad aint she cool?,
That's the kind I dig."

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
gets me excited, leaves me confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

I like them sweet I like em with a heart of gold
yeah I like em brassey I like em wrestlen bold
they say oppisites attract nah I dont agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me

yeah I like my women just a lil on the trashey side
yeah I like my women just a lil on the trashey side

course

Yeah I like my women
And I like them on the trashy side

 

[LadyJeanne]

I don't think she's attractive, mostly because there's nothing natural about her 'look' and she doesn't have an attractive personality that shines through to make her beautiful or sexy. There's a falseness to her that is off-putting, and that she feels she has to go to extremes in make-up and dress to appear sexy is almost sad in its insecurity.

Not that I feel sorry for her. With the kind of money and freedom she has to do anything she wants, that she chooses to live a vacuous life leaves me with too little respect for her to feel pity.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

no- she's a worthless slut. see the appeal now?

Um, we're mostly writers here. Isn't "worthless slut" an oxymoron. Worthless means you have no use, and the term slut implies (and quite immediately) that they're used quite often...

Sorry to distract form the point.

She's ugly...

Discuss...



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