Panty Peelers?

[c716]

Ladies, What is guaranteed to get you to put out?
Sweet talk?
Gifts?
Poetry?
A left hook?

Guys, what has worked for you in the past?

Cooking her a good meal has worked for me in the past. I have pretty good kitchen skills.

Please, no stupid I-dropped-an-x-into-her-drink stories.

 

[c716]

C'mon..Really?
Nobody has anything for this thread?

 

[RichardDickens]

Romance kinda makes me want to puke a little bit. I'm more likely to put out if I feel great about myself. Like... had a great work out, I'm not bloated or PMS-ing, I have a fantastic outfit on, high heels, make-up, well-rested. Liquid courage in the form of a few drinks always helps lubricate (no pun intended) the situation as well. I also love it if we're out together and he's extra touchy-feely with me. And being at the beach or pool and in a bikini all day with him checking me out is sexy, too.

Ok that's all I can think of right now. So for me, if he wrote me a poem or something sappy like that, I would not respond sexually. It'd probably go in the opposite direction, actually.

- Mrs. Dickens

 

[Aphro]

A couple of glasses of wine and a massage. A massage that drifts slowly south. Pretty much guaranteed.

 

[c716]

Now we're getting somewhere.

Me and the Mrs. can't stand the sappy stuff, though she likes the sweet talk every now and then.
Massages are always good, but I am never on the receiving end.
She sucks at it - and admits it.

 

[SunDevilGirl]

I think dirty and sweet talk mixed together works...like 80/20 = panty peeler

Also teasing at a time or a place when you cannot do anything except want it works.

No gifts. No left hook (?). No poetry.

 

[lighterman75]

Romance kinda makes me want to puke a little bit. I'm more likely to put out if I feel great about myself. Like... had a great work out, I'm not bloated or PMS-ing, I have a fantastic outfit on, high heels, make-up, well-rested. Liquid courage in the form of a few drinks always helps lubricate (no pun intended) the situation as well. I also love it if we're out together and he's extra touchy-feely with me. And being at the beach or pool and in a bikini all day with him checking me out is sexy, too.

Ok that's all I can think of right now. So for me, if he wrote me a poem or something sappy like that, I would not respond sexually. It'd probably go in the opposite direction, actually.

- Mrs. Dickens

What if the poem was pure unadulterated filth...with flowery language? Perhaps something around SunDevilGirls ratio?

 

[digittwitch]

My heart is taken, so romance is out. I pretty much morph into a sure thing with a man who is confident, commanding, and borderline cruel. Teasing just shy of insulting, remaining basically respectful but nonetheless clear that he's doing me the favor, not vice versa.

 

[RichardDickens]

What if the poem was pure unadulterated filth...with flowery language? Perhaps something around SunDevilGirls ratio?

Perhaps... I'd require an example to assess the panty-peeling nature of such a piece of writing.

- Mrs. Dickens

 

[lighterman75]

Perhaps... I'd require an example to assess the panty-peeling nature of such a piece of writing.

- Mrs. Dickens

There is a comedian in the UK (Dave Gorman) who does this thing called "found poetry". he picks the subject of the week, and trawls the net for comments on forums and news stories and then pulls them together into a poem.

I'm sure Mr. Dickens could read through your thread and perform the same exercise. there is plenty of material of the downright filthy and flowery variety in there...

 

[RichardDickens]

How creative. Sounds fun.

 

[freckledvixen]

There is just something about the way a man stands/holds himself when he really needs it- and that for me is a 100% panty peeler- to know that he needs me And then naturally I need it lol

 

[cliteatingman]

There is just something about the way a man stands/holds himself when he really needs it- and that for me is a 100% panty peeler- to know that he needs me And then naturally I need it lol

I need you babe.

 

[c716]

There is just something about the way a man stands/holds himself when he really needs it- and that for me is a 100% panty peeler- to know that he needs me And then naturally I need it lol

I like this answer. Getting turned-on because you turn somebody on is a real turn-on.

 

[CarnalGerund]

There is just something about the way a man stands/holds himself when he really needs it- and that for me is a 100% panty peeler- to know that he needs me And then naturally I need it lol

The way a man stands? Like posture?

 

[deskuser]

Ladies, What is guaranteed to get you to put out?
Sweet talk?
Gifts?
Poetry?
A left hook?

Guys, what has worked for you in the past?

Cooking her a good meal has worked for me in the past. I have pretty good kitchen skills.

Please, no stupid I-dropped-an-x-into-her-drink stories.

Sweet talk with a kind intelligent man.

 

[c716]

Good answer DU -
Quick and to the point.

 

[deskuser]

Kind charming confident men always impress. Deffo where older guys have the edge.

 

[lighterman75]

Kind charming confident men always impress. Deffo where older guys have the edge.

Now, if only that worked on other women......

 

[SexyAlison]

There's no "trick," the ones who think there is a trick are usually easy to read and that is a huge turn off.

 

[cliteatingman]

There's no "trick," the ones who think there is a trick are usually easy to read and that is a huge turn off.

Speaking of "no trick" your face would be enough to peel my clothes off!!

 

[Que]

There's no "trick," the ones who think there is a trick are usually easy to read and that is a huge turn off.

The ones that think there is no trick(s) are the ones that just can't figure out why they decided to go home with that guy that one time... oh and that other time

Well the other one didn't count because they ended up going out for a while...

 

[c716]

There's no "trick," the ones who think there is a trick are usually easy to read and that is a huge turn off.

I take exception to the word "trick".

I wasn't suggesting a way to trick the pants off her.

Some people (you can argue, most people) have an "on-switch". It's how you hit the switch that is the question. (Acknowledging that sometimes it can be really close to the "off-switch"... If you get my drift.)

 

[lighterman75]

I take exception to the word "trick".

I wasn't suggesting a way to trick the pants off her.

Some people (you can argue, most people) have an "on-switch". It's how you hit the switch that is the question. (Acknowledging that sometimes it can be really close to the "off-switch"... If you get my drift.)

Im with you there...there are soooooo many off switches.

 

[kaitlyn_sun]

This question is inherently flawed, though.

It assumes that there is some magical combination of words and behaviors that a guy can do that will guarantee sex.

it's like they're trying to figure out the cheat code to the video game that is women.

The fact is, there is no code, because there's no game. we're people. you have to buckle down and actually talk to us and learn who we are. and maybe we're interested... and maybe we're not. and you just have to suck it up, because we're ALLOWED to not be interested.

but I will tell you the #1 thing that GUARANTEES you won't be getting any from me: if I get even a SLIGHT notion that you're trying to figure out how to game me.