Pants Off Dance Off - 16k Solid Gold Edition

[Miles Long]

Pop the champagne, lower the needle on the phonograph, and de-pants yourselves: now that I've hit 16,000 posts, it's time to do the No Pants Dance!

I have a simple request: to celebrate this milestone (Miles tone?) please take a pic of yourself sans pants and send it to me. You can send it via pm/email if you're shy, or let your freak flag fly and post it here on this thread for all to see. You'll be doing the Lord's work; God bless you.

I know 16,000 isn't really a high number of posts, but it's a lot more than I ever thought I would reach when I first started posting years ago. I take breaks from Lit from time to time, but eventually I find my way back because of the wit and intelligence (read: tits and more tits) I find from all my friends here. Thank you for all the laughs (tits) and times you've made me think (about tits). Cheers to you all and here's to many more fun posts (tits)!

 

[Miles Long]

I wonder how long it will take before Garnate shuts this thread down.

 

[fire_breeze]

http://i.giphy.com/6FkXvuwt9MAFi.gif

 

[Emerson40]

Congratulations!

I have another photo of me, from the waist down and sans pants, where the note is gently adhered to my semi-rigid peni. But unfortunately, while previewing the message as I was composing this post, I received a warning PM from moderators.

I was going to PM it to you, but then worried about seeing it taped to your fridge beside pics of friends and your U of I magnet, when you post another dashing selfie in the Suit Porn thread.

 

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[Miles Long]

This is amazing! Thank you, everyone!

 

[bailadora]

Ya'll have already seen me without pants; it was my original av! Congrats on 16,000 posts, papicito! Thanks for the laughs and the conversation!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm pretty sure it's against all kinds of rules, regulations, and laws for me to post a pantsless photo (close analogy: hands licensed due to advanced martial arts training) but I'm going to brave The Man with a photo that was taken just this past December.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/santa_claus_1174965_zps58a3b4ff.jpg

Miles, we should consider meeting up to knock one back sometime. Congrats on this first part of your journey here, grasshopper.

 

[Eilan]

You'll have to take me at my word that I'm not wearing pants in my av.

 

[Emerson40]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/224dbd2bc488bd191614ecc1b3704687/tumblr_nkqj0hwNc51ssno5qo1_500.jpg

 

[talikat]

Happy 16,000!!

<<< no pants!

 

[Miles Long]

Ya'll have already seen me without pants; it was my original av! Congrats on 16,000 posts, papicito! Thanks for the laughs and the conversation!

You make it sound like we could ever get enough of seeing you without pants. That is clearly not the case!

I'm pretty sure it's against all kinds of rules, regulations, and laws for me to post a pantsless photo (close analogy: hands licensed due to advanced martial arts training) but I'm going to brave The Man with a photo that was taken just this past December.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/santa_claus_1174965_zps58a3b4ff.jpg

Miles, we should consider meeting up to knock one back sometime. Congrats on this first part of your journey here, grasshopper.

I agree, mwy, that would be a fun time. You're in the city too, right?

You'll have to take me at my word that I'm not wearing pants in my av.

I'd like to take your word, but this is the internet. Pics or it didn't happen.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/224dbd2bc488bd191614ecc1b3704687/tumblr_nkqj0hwNc51ssno5qo1_500.jpg

I want to fly on that airline!

Happy 16,000!!

<<< no pants!

Thank you! And thank you for no pants!

 

[Saucyminx]

I hope I didn't miss the entire dance party.

 

[Miles Long]

I hope I didn't miss the entire dance party.

Sprockets!!!

 

[Que]

I'd send you a pic, sans pants, but alas...my kilt is packed away.

 

[Miles Long]

I'd send you a pic, sans pants, but alas...my kilt is packed away.

Maybe for 32,000?

 

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[Miles Long]

Oh, the prizes for 32K are unreal!

No more unreal than the VOTM club.