Panties and Pantyhose

[johngalt47]

I read a story recently by a well-respected author (on another site) where the leading lady wore her panties over her pantyhose. In one scene she even wore tight jeans over panties over pantyhose.

When I queried the author about this, he said it was quite common.

My experience is very limited. However, the women that I know wear panties under pantyhose if they wear panties at all with pantyhose.

So, who is right?

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmm

Not an expert, but I know super hero's usually wear them on the outside, but most ladies I've had the pleasure of exploring wear them under the tights, sorry pantyhose for you accross the pond.

 

[wildsweetone]

break time!

i admit to wearing my panties under my stockings... i don't often wear panties err pantyhose... though there was a time... in the shower....

oops.

nevermind

did that help?

 

[LorriLove]

Re: break time!

i admit to wearing my panties under my stockings... i don't often wear panties err pantyhose... though there was a time... in the shower....

oops.

nevermind

did that help?

more, more!!!!

 

[Guest]

smoking something funny

john-

this author must have a layered clothing fetish. i have NEVER seen or heard of a woman wear panties over pantyhose. the whole point of pantyhose is to NOT have pantylines!

b

 

[MathGirl]

Pantiehoase

Pantyhose? What's that?

Were you trying to write "partyhorse" and made a typo? Partyhorse I can understand.

MG

 

[jfinn]

The only reason to wear your pantyhose on the outside is if your alarm doesn't go off, you wake up 5 minutes before you have to be at work and the only pair of stockings you can find are ten years old, three sizes too small, have no elastic at the top and everytime you try to sit in them they immediately roll down to your knees.

So you grab the tightest pair of panties you can find (cotton if possible so it sticks better to the nylon), put them on over the top and walk around for the next ten hours with six bulges of fat lines on your butt and feeling like a total idiot who any moment is going to have her nylons around her ankles.

Not exactly a mood enhancer for sex.

Jayne

 

[MathGirl]

What will they think of next?

Panties? Hmmmm ... I'm going to have to look into that. How do they work?

MG

 

[wildsweetone]

The only reason to wear your pantyhose on the outside is if your alarm doesn't go off, you wake up 5 minutes before you have to be at work and the only pair of stockings you can find are ten years old, three sizes too small, have no elastic at the top and everytime you try to sit in them they immediately roll down to your knees.

So you grab the tightest pair of panties you can find (cotton if possible so it sticks better to the nylon), put them on over the top and walk around for the next ten hours with six bulges of fat lines on your butt and feeling like a total idiot who any moment is going to have her nylons around her ankles.

Not exactly a mood enhancer for sex.

Jayne

whoa another blast from the past... remember Nora Batty?


*killing myself laughing* thanks Jayne

 

[gauchecritic]

up & under

I am reliably informed that girlies of proper upbringing wear knickers then tights then knickers again. As opposed to girlies of aristocratic upbringing who don't wear any of the above.

Bikini Welcome back.

Gauche

 

[TrinaT]

The only reason to wear your pantyhose on the outside is if your alarm doesn't go off, you wake up 5 minutes before you have to be at work and the only pair of stockings you can find are ten years old, three sizes too small, have no elastic at the top and everytime you try to sit in them they immediately roll down to your knees.

So you grab the tightest pair of panties you can find (cotton if possible so it sticks better to the nylon), put them on over the top and walk around for the next ten hours with six bulges of fat lines on your butt and feeling like a total idiot who any moment is going to have her nylons around her ankles.

Not exactly a mood enhancer for sex.

Jayne

OMG <<<laughing>>>, those were my first thoughts exactly!! I am so glad I don't have to deal with pantyhose anymore. Thanks for the visual and the good laugh.

TrinaT

 

[jfinn]

OMG <<<laughing>>>, those were my first thoughts exactly!! I am so glad I don't have to deal with pantyhose anymore. Thanks for the visual and the good laugh.

TrinaT

Originally posted by wildsweetone*killing myself laughing* thanks Jayne
wildsweetone

You two only thing it's funny cause you know it's true!

Jayne

 

[SexyChele]

I've heard of some women wearing panties over pantyhose, but never met anyone who did. Well, that I know of, anyway. As for me, when I wear pantyhose that's all I wear.

Evidently, the author either knew one of these women who do it a bit differently or s/he got confused.

 

[TrinaT]

You two only thing it's funny cause you know it's true!

Jayne

Jayne:

That's what makes it so funny, because it is true! I've had my share of mornings like that while living in the Tri-State area a few years back. Wouldn't have dreamed of going out the door without those pantyhose. And, of course, it was always on a morning when a major meeting was taking place at the office.

The visual brought back memories, LOL.

Thanks again,

TrinaT

 

[jfinn]

Jayne:

That's what makes it so funny, because it is true! I've had my share of mornings like that while living in the Tri-State area a few years back. Wouldn't have dreamed of going out the door without those pantyhose. And, of course, it was always on a morning when a major meeting was taking place at the office.

TrinaT

Asolutely.

But you know what's even worse? When you put on one pair and they have this big run, so you go to the drawer and find another pair (or six) and they have runs too. So you find two pair that are sorta the same color and you cut off the one leg of each (hopefully the one that's got the ladder or it's going to be a really long day) then you put them on hoping like hell that the runs were in opposite legs or you're going to be walking around for ten hours (which is really how long an eight hour work day is) with a heel shape and little snag nubbins all over the top of one foot.

But still this works pretty well until you have your fifth cup of really vile coffee and nature calls, so you go to the potty and as soon as you take down the tops you realize that you have started a chain of mass destruction that you watch unfold--or rather unravel--before your very eyes as the entire waistband of both pair of pantyhose now separates from the ruined nylon that's been steadily disintegrating ever since you hacked it with a scissors.

You sit on the john and try to figure out a way to pull them up but every time you try your fingers just make new holes so you end up ripping them off and stuffing them into that little metal box they have in every ladies stall in the world that you couldn't pay me a million bucks to look into and then you spend the rest of the day (usually showing around new clients) pretending that walking around with shiny white, hairy legs in the middle of winter is the newest rage.

Of course this has never happened to me, but I imagine it might be pretty embarassing.

Jayne

 

[TrinaT]

LMAO

I personally haven't experience that disaster but I had a roommate that did. Knowing that I was home for the day, called and asked me to meet her with a new pair. She was freezing her ass off showing some new homes to clients!

Trina T.

 

[oggbashan]

Spares

A gentleman should always have a spare pair of "one-size" pantyhose in his car for those little emergencies

 

[karmadog]

Are you sure that this author wasn't talking about a garter belt and stockings? I always prefer women who where those to wear the panties on the outside of the garters so they can be removed while leaving the stockings and garters on.

I've never met a woman who wore panties on the outside of pantyhose, and usually there haven't been panties.

BTW, pop, I think over here there is a difference between tights and pantyhose. I think tights are generally thicker and opaque rather than thin and sheer.

I'm sure the women can clarify this.

k-dog

PS Do you call the thick opaque ones something different over there?

 

[oggbashan]

BTW, pop, I think over here there is a difference between tights and pantyhose. I think tights are generally thicker and opaque rather than thin and sheer.

I'm sure the women can clarify this.

k-dog

PS Do you call the thick opaque ones something different over there?

This side of the pond tights covers everything from sheer to thick opaque.

We think that British tights = US pantyhose. Are we wrong?

There are support tights and panty tights which hold in bulgy bits. Male ballet dancers wear tights and I would not dare to criticise them. They are fit and strong - they have to be to throw some Englishwomen around on stage.

Og

 

[wildsweetone]

tights, stockings, pantyhose.... what a thread! lol


hey girls, i heard of a neat trick (which i'm yet to try) for stopping a ladder run. keep a bottle of clear nailpolish in your handbag and dab it on the very end of the run. once it dries it wont run any more. cool eh?


mind you, imagine the pain when you rip your pantyhose and skin off your leg at the end of the day... wait, should this be on the bdsm thread?


stockings and garterbelts are such sensual things to wear. almost as good as pantyhose in the shower

calm down LorriLove - try it

i can't say i ever cut up pantyhose though... i know my father-in-law does. but he used to use them to tie apple tree branches up. ...wonder what he uses them for now.

 

[jfinn]

i can't say i ever cut up pantyhose though... i know my father-in-law does. but he used to use them to tie apple tree branches up. ...wonder what he uses them for now.

They're great for storing vidalia onions. Seriously, those things get all mushy if you don't expose the whole bulb to air, so what you do is put them singlely into a leg of hose and make a knot between each onion and then you hang them. When you want one you just cut the bottom knot.

Good Lord, now I'm giving out household hints on a porn site. I think I need to go be quiet for a while.

Jayne

 

[wildsweetone]

Gosh I just realised, I think we may have scared off johngalt47.

What is a vidalia onion? Obviously it isn't just your average everyday onion...



ps: I apologise johngalt, I guess my warped humour and fun side got the better of me yet again...

 

[karmadog]

A Vidalia onion is a sweet onion grown in the neighborhood of Vidalia, Georgia. They're among the best onions in the world.

I've even seen recipes (haven't tried one yet) for Vidalia onion pie.

 

[MathGirl]

Gd grf

Originally posted by karmadog I've even seen recipes (haven't tried one yet) for Vidalia onion pie.

Onion pie? That sounds absolutely horrible. I'm going to have nightmares about that one.
MG

 

[johngalt47]

Scared? No - Scarred maybe

Just lurking with interest. This was a sort of informal poll. You can't very well stand in the middle of the office and ask "Ladies, do you wear your panties under or over your hose?"

Good anecdotes tend to be immortalized in my stories so look for a future title

"The Pantyhose Slasher"