Palm Reading Here

That was fun...

Your number of rascettes tell me that:
You better live life to the fullest because you only have a total 15 - 35 years of quality life left in you. Before you have a panic attack, realize that this is an online palm reading; The Great Goosini has been wrong before. Once.

Your head line tells me that:
Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...

Your heart line indicates that:
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

Your life line shows me that:
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
 
The line that runs from underneath your index finger across your palm is your Head Line. Your head line determines your strength future. Your head line tells me that:

Chicklet is going to track you down and attempt to give you a big fat wet kiss. Ginny will try to sit on your face while masturbating with a terrapin. KillerMuffin will try to kill you with a muffin and home baked cookies while muttering "da bomb". Wiggles will be wiggling for all of you. Esteve and *Bratcat* will go shopping and bring back tequila and make margaritas for all. You will get plastered with them till you are silly. pp man and SINthysist will beat each other senseless in the corner. They will then fly to Israel to try to prove each other wrong. Alexandraaah will bring you a small, broken camera, bordom in her eyes, muttering "amuse me."

Juicylips and riff will take frozen spoons from your freezer and leave the room. Two cats will follow. Silverluna will ask to borrow a sex manual. *Bratcat* plasters a wet drunken kiss on you and you will pass out with a smile.

THE GREAT GOOSINI HAS SPOKEN!

You are no doubt interested in learning tons of other things, from the practical to the bizarre. Thus, The Great Goosini insists that you visit his half-cousin, the goosely host of SoYouWanna.com. To learn how to do anything, from writing a cover letter to lying persuasively, that's the place to go.

If you would like to see some of The Great Goosini's other mystical features, then visit The Great Goosini's Nest Page.
 
If you call Miss Cleo,you don't even have to shave your palms to get a reading!
CALL ME NOW!:eek:
 
whoa its like he looked intomy soul hehe

You're not gonna make social security, because The Great Goosini believes that you only have a total 30 - 55 years of quality life left in your body. The Great Goosini recommends that you stop eating all those Twinkies and go out and pump some iron. Maybe that'll build some more rascettes onto your puny human wrists

You are highly independent and hate to followers others. You tend to stay focused on your own needs and goals. As a result, you exhibit particularly strong intelligence when dealing with business matters. You can be quite egocentric, though you make up for this by being generous when donating to charity. If you'd like to give some charity to The Great Goosini, you'll be happy to know that he accepts travelers' checks and all major credit cards.

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
 
No thanks, I'll have my tequila with just salt and lemon... :)
 
OK OK, I first off admit to absolutely LOVING and Agreeing with the great seer:

The Great Goosini is bewildered by the fact that you will live to be particularly old... at least until the age of 85! And those years will all be wonderful! Steady your smiling face, human. The Great Goosini will not let your longevity get in the way of giving you a beat down.

The line that runs from underneath your index finger across your palm is your Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power. Your head line tells me that:

Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...

The line that runs from underneath your pinky across your palm is your Heart Line. Your heart line has everything to do with love and relationships. It also tells you about your romantic life. Your heart line indicates that:

You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.

The line that curves from above your thumb down to your wrist is called your Life Line (no relation to Regis). Your life line is the measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life. Your life line shows me that:

You're a vagabond at heart and absolutely love to travel (perhaps you will join The Great Goosini on a trip south this winter). The Great Goosini sees that you value fame and that you are extremely ambitious and want to achieve great things. Know this: The Great Goosini has many bodyguards and is a master of karate. Do not attempt to usurp him
 
The Great Goosini is bewildered by the fact that you will live to be particularly old... at least until the age of 85! And those years will all be wonderful! Steady your smiling face, human. The Great Goosini will not let your longevity get in the way of giving you a beat down.

Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...

You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.

Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
 
The lines on your wrist are called Rascettes, also known as "The Bracelets of Life." The more rascettes you have, the more years of quality life you will have. This does NOT indicate how many years you will live; just how many of those years will be filled with joy, fortune, and extreme happiness. Your number of rascettes tell me that:

The Great Goosini is bewildered by the fact that you will live to be particularly old... at least until the age of 85! And those years will all be wonderful! Steady your smiling face, human. The Great Goosini will not let your longevity get in the way of giving you a beat down.

The line that runs from underneath your index finger across your palm is your Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power. Your head line tells me that:

You are highly independent and hate to followers others. You tend to stay focused on your own needs and goals. As a result, you exhibit particularly strong intelligence when dealing with business matters. You can be quite egocentric, though you make up for this by being generous when donating to charity. If you'd like to give some charity to The Great Goosini, you'll be happy to know that he accepts travelers' checks and all major credit cards.

The line that runs from underneath your pinky across your palm is your Heart Line. Your heart line has everything to do with love and relationships. It also tells you about your romantic life. Your heart line indicates that:

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

The line that curves from above your thumb down to your wrist is called your Life Line (no relation to Regis). Your life line is the measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life. Your life line shows me that:

You have lived a very restricted and protected life. Perhaps this is because strong religious beliefs or intense family pressures have closed you off from some of the more "unique" aspects of life. While this "imprisonment" will not impede your quality of life, you should make particularly strong strides to explore new experiences and locations. To begin, The Great Goosini recommends a nice trip to the beach.
 
You better live life to the fullest because you only have a total 15 - 35 years of quality life left in you. Before you have a panic attack, realize that this is an online palm reading; The Great Goosini has been wrong before. Once.

You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
 
estevie said:


My kinda gal!! :D


Mine too. Thanks for the margarita stuff esteve. Now that you have given me my fourth, I am sloshed silly.
 
Your number of rascettes tell me that:
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.

Your head line tells me that:
You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.

Your heart line indicates that:
You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.

Your life line shows me that:
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
 
TWB said:



Mine too. Thanks for the margarita stuff esteve. Now that you have given me my fourth, I am sloshed silly.

Not me, I'm fine...
Unless I try to stand up and get out of this chair... :D
 
Pixie said:


Not me, I'm fine...
Unless I try to stand up and get out of this chair... :D

*Falling gingerly into Pixie's lap*


"Don't bother getting up."
 
The lines on your wrist are called Rascettes:
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.

Your head line tells me that:

Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...

Your heart line indicates that:

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

Your life line shows me that:

Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
 
Georgia Girl said:
The lines on your wrist are called Rascettes:
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.

Your head line tells me that:

Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...

Your heart line indicates that:

When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!

Your life line shows me that:

Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...

impatient...don't foget impatient...
 
Rambrat said:
impatient...don't foget impatient...

I'm impatient as hell and you're know that, now stop being so difficult and do what I asked you so nicely to do, I even offered home instruction.

Dawn
 
Georgia Girl said:


I'm impatient as hell and you're know that, now stop being so difficult and do what I asked you so nicely to do, I even offered home instruction.

Dawn

that's a really nice round butt...:kiss:
 
The Great Goosini is bewildered by the fact that you will live to be particularly old... at least until the age of 85! And those years will all be wonderful! Steady your smiling face, human. The Great Goosini will not let your longevity get in the way of giving you a beat down.
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You are highly independent and hate to followers others. You tend to stay focused on your own needs and goals. As a result, you exhibit particularly strong intelligence when dealing with business matters. You can be quite egocentric, though you make up for this by being generous when donating to charity. If you'd like to give some charity to The Great Goosini, you'll be happy to know that he accepts travelers' checks and all major credit cards.
~
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
~
You have lived a very restricted and protected life. Perhaps this is because strong religious beliefs or intense family pressures have closed you off from some of the more "unique" aspects of life. While this "imprisonment" will not impede your quality of life, you should make particularly strong strides to explore new experiences and locations. To begin, The Great Goosini recommends a nice trip to the beach.
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Uh huh. I think I'll stick with the palm readers I know, and trust.
 
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