Palm Reading Here
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Georgia Girl
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TWB....thank you love, if you decide to get up let me know.
Rambratillicious....come on over sweetums and give me a lick.
Dawn
Rambratillicious....come on over sweetums and give me a lick.
Dawn
SexySlut2
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Mine said...
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.
You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.
You're a vagabond at heart and absolutely love to travel (perhaps you will join The Great Goosini on a trip south this winter). The Great Goosini sees that you value fame and that you are extremely ambitious and want to achieve great things. Know this: The Great Goosini has many bodyguards and is a master of karate. Do not attempt to usurp him.
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.
You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.
You're a vagabond at heart and absolutely love to travel (perhaps you will join The Great Goosini on a trip south this winter). The Great Goosini sees that you value fame and that you are extremely ambitious and want to achieve great things. Know this: The Great Goosini has many bodyguards and is a master of karate. Do not attempt to usurp him.
Pixie said:
Aaa....so fickle is the heart of man...
Well, if you're getting up, mind brining me another round of drinks...
That's a good lad...
*Watching Dawn fawning for a good licking from Rambrat*
"Pixie, said I was thinking about it. Here, have another margarita."
*lil' peck on the cheek*
"Am I getting too heavy?"
Re-reading my fortune:
Chicklet is going to track you down and attempt to give you a big fat wet kiss. Ginny will try to sit on your face while masturbating with a terrapin. KillerMuffin will try to kill you with a muffin and home baked cookies while muttering "da bomb". Wiggles will be wiggling for all of you. Esteve and *Bratcat* will go shopping and bring back tequila and make margaritas for all. You will get plastered with them till you are silly. pp man and SINthysist will beat each other senseless in the corner. They will then fly to Israel to try to prove each other wrong. Alexandraaah will bring you a small, broken camera, bordom in her eyes, muttering "amuse me."
Juicylips and riff will take frozen spoons from your freezer and leave the room. Two cats will follow. Silverluna will ask to borrow a sex manual. *Bratcat* plasters a wet drunken kiss on you and you will pass out with a smile.
The great Goosini predictions leave alot to be desired, but at least I am enjoying myself.
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Chicklet is going to track you down and attempt to give you a big fat wet kiss. Ginny will try to sit on your face while masturbating with a terrapin. KillerMuffin will try to kill you with a muffin and home baked cookies while muttering "da bomb". Wiggles will be wiggling for all of you. Esteve and *Bratcat* will go shopping and bring back tequila and make margaritas for all. You will get plastered with them till you are silly. pp man and SINthysist will beat each other senseless in the corner. They will then fly to Israel to try to prove each other wrong. Alexandraaah will bring you a small, broken camera, bordom in her eyes, muttering "amuse me."
Juicylips and riff will take frozen spoons from your freezer and leave the room. Two cats will follow. Silverluna will ask to borrow a sex manual. *Bratcat* plasters a wet drunken kiss on you and you will pass out with a smile.
The great Goosini predictions leave alot to be desired, but at least I am enjoying myself.
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lickerish
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pretty spot on
"The Bracelets of Life."
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power
Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...
Heart Line: love and relationships.
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
Life Line : measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
cool!
"The Bracelets of Life."
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power
Your self-will is practically overbearing -- you do what you want to, and no man, woman, or goose can stop you. As a result, you have particularly strong argumentation skills and would make a particularly fine lawyer if you so chose such a path in life. Artistic in nature, you have a particular mental gift for intuition and just "knowing" what people need or want. Hmm... methinks you are related to The Great Goosini...
Heart Line: love and relationships.
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
Life Line : measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
cool!
Your number of rascettes tell me that:
You better live life to the fullest because you only have a total 15 - 35 years of quality life left in you. Before you have a panic attack, realize that this is an online palm reading; The Great Goosini has been wrong before. Once.
Well this doesn't surprise me. The life of an international KittyKat Spy is frought with danger at every twist and turn, so a reduced lifespan is kin of on the books.
Your head line tells me that:
You often lack self-confidence. You are also very task oriented and like to feel safe and secure. Your strong desire for order and structure indicate that you have particularly strong mental capabilities when dealing with math or sciences. You are a good Samaritan and often make charitable donations. The Great Goosini implores you, help the United Goose College Fund. A Goose is a terrible thing to waste.
No, I don't agree. I am confident. Sometimes to the point of over-confidence. Hence the shortened life expectancy discussed above. Order and structure aren't that important either, what matters more is foundation and XXXX. I am a computer geek, I have a strong background in science and I got that because I understood it, that is true.
Your heart line indicates that:
You are a particularly caring person. The Great Goosini is in awe of the hard work and effort you put in for the good of mankind. Because of your kind heart, you shall be rewarded with tremendous luck later in life.
Well... at least it didn't say I was sweet, or worse, use the C word! (Pixie, tell them what I mean, I can't bring myself to utter the word)
Your life line shows me that:
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded. Perhaps a career as a prognosticating swami goose?...
Hey, OF COURSE I want to travel the world! This is SO wrong! On a serious level, I really do love travel, the only reason I'm still where I am is my job, which for the moment I am having immense fun with. Which brings me neatly on to... changing careers. I have the job I have now because I went for a complete change on a whim, it worked out and I'm having a ball. On this The Great Goosini can't be falted
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Rambrat said:
A little to the left sweetie, that feels good.
I love the audience.
Dawn
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You're not gonna make social security, because The Great Goosini believes that you only have a total 30 - 55 years of quality life left in your body. The Great Goosini recommends that you stop eating all those Twinkies and go out and pump some iron. Maybe that'll build some more rascettes onto your puny human wrists.
You are highly independent and hate to followers others. You tend to stay focused on your own needs and goals. As a result, you exhibit particularly strong intelligence when dealing with business matters. You can be quite egocentric, though you make up for this by being generous when donating to charity.
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible.
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded.
~ More than just a little bit scary......~
You are highly independent and hate to followers others. You tend to stay focused on your own needs and goals. As a result, you exhibit particularly strong intelligence when dealing with business matters. You can be quite egocentric, though you make up for this by being generous when donating to charity.
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible.
Unlike The Great Goosini, you do not wish to travel the world; you are content to be where are you are. In order to reach the highest levels of happiness, you should constantly push yourself to achieve and experiment with life. If you change your career path to something completely unexpected, you will be pleasantly rewarded.
~ More than just a little bit scary......~
lovetoread
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The lines on your wrist are called Rascettes, also known as "The Bracelets of Life." The more rascettes you have, the more years of quality life you will have. This does NOT indicate how many years you will live; just how many of those years will be filled with joy, fortune, and extreme happiness. Your number of rascettes tell me that:
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
The line that runs from underneath your index finger across your palm is your Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power. Your head line tells me that:
You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.
The line that runs from underneath your pinky across your palm is your Heart Line. Your heart line has everything to do with love and relationships. It also tells you about your romantic life. Your heart line indicates that:
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
The line that curves from above your thumb down to your wrist is called your Life Line (no relation to Regis). Your life line is the measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life. Your life line shows me that:
You have lived a very restricted and protected life. Perhaps this is because strong religious beliefs or intense family pressures have closed you off from some of the more "unique" aspects of life. While this "imprisonment" will not impede your quality of life, you should make particularly strong strides to explore new experiences and locations. To begin, The Great Goosini recommends a nice trip to the beach.
THE GREAT GOOSINI HAS SPOKEN!
The Great Goosini estimates that have about 55 - 85 years of quality life in your bones. But before you sign up for that retirement home, remember that you can never beat The Great Goosini at shuffleboard, foolish biped.
The line that runs from underneath your index finger across your palm is your Head Line. Your head line determines your strength of character and your mental power. Your head line tells me that:
You are highly sensitive to the world around you, and you are extremely empathatic. (Hey, it's better than being plain pathetic!) As a result, your intellect suggests that you would make a good teacher, therapist, or any other occupation which involves high levels of interaction with others. You sometimes doubt yourself, though, and because of this, are very close to your family. You might be a bit eccentric, too. That doesn't surprise us... anybody who gets their palm read by a goose is a little loopy.
The line that runs from underneath your pinky across your palm is your Heart Line. Your heart line has everything to do with love and relationships. It also tells you about your romantic life. Your heart line indicates that:
When it comes to your love life, you can be extremely demanding -- you tend to get jealous easily, and you crave constant attention. You are also extremely close with your family, and if given the choice, you would like to be near them (or live near them) as much as possible. In fact, The Great Goosini misses his Mother Goose right now just thinking about it... she always told such great stories!
The line that curves from above your thumb down to your wrist is called your Life Line (no relation to Regis). Your life line is the measure of your life force, the strength of your family ties, and the general happiness you will find in life. Your life line shows me that:
You have lived a very restricted and protected life. Perhaps this is because strong religious beliefs or intense family pressures have closed you off from some of the more "unique" aspects of life. While this "imprisonment" will not impede your quality of life, you should make particularly strong strides to explore new experiences and locations. To begin, The Great Goosini recommends a nice trip to the beach.
THE GREAT GOOSINI HAS SPOKEN!
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