Pain is bad. Soooooooooo bad

Tiger Balm. I'm a trained masseuse, and for the really tough pain, and for deep massages, I use tiger balm.
 
stick it over here and let unclej kiss the boo boo...better?...got anything else that hurts....hmmnnn?
 
vixenshe said:
Tiger Balm. I'm a trained masseuse, and for the really tough pain, and for deep massages, I use tiger balm.

Who knows. I used to have a problem with the knee in High School and there isn't much cartilage left, it's probably something to do with that.

Besides. Who needs aspirin when I have that all purpose pain killer known as alcohol.
 
Weevil said:



Besides. Who needs aspirin when I have that all purpose pain killer known as alcohol.




The nurses wouldn't let me take the bourbon into the delivery suite.

Personally,i wanted it hooked up to an iv.
 
AusTess said:
I gave birth to a 9 pounder.



Dont be a pussy.

Sure but you got to see the benefits of your pain. The good that comes out of this pain is......I get out of some chores around the house, I suppose.
 
Weevil said:


Sure but you got to see the benefits of your pain. The good that comes out of this pain is......I get out of some chores around the house, I suppose.

Yeah,right.
You get out of chores.



I get MORE chores for the next 20 years.
 
AusTess said:


Yeah,right.
You get out of chores.



I get MORE chores for the next 20 years.

Sure but you also get the warming, glowing glow that is involved in having a child.

I will never get to watch my horribly scarred knee play little league.
 
*L*

My son will only play little league if it means he can control other players with a sony joystick.
 
AusTess said:
*L*

My son will only play little league if it means he can control other players with a sony joystick.

Well, that's good too. My Future kids and myself will play many a games on my X-Box(I can't wait till the day when I have someone to play Madden 2002 with. Stupid Wife, trying to get through medical school)

But me and my lame knee? He always picks the Ravens and plays ball control. Asshole.
 
Pft.
I hate computer games.


The last thing i want is him turning out like me.

:)
 
AusTess said:
Pft.
I hate computer games.


The last thing i want is him turning out like me.

:)

Really? I can't wait for Weevil junior. It'll be adorable when he first says "Muvver futting Habs. Go Weafs Go!"
 
Really.
I dont want him to be like me.

He LOOKS like me,he's tall and blonde.
That's enough.
See most of my traits are bad ones.*l*
Its for his own good i dont want him like me.
 
you want real pain......have a baby....now that is pain at it's best

mayi:rose:
 
stick a needle in the three mile point, in the muscle right below your kneecap and right to the outside of your tibia. And another one right behind and below your ankle.

Yeah, it might not be the quality of acupuncture prescription you'd get from a specialist with a master's degree, but it'll take your mind off your knee if you use big enough needles :devil:
 
mayi said:
you want real pain......have a baby....now that is pain at it's best

mayi:rose:

Again, the only pain that having a child could cause me is financial.
 
What did you do to your knee? I know that knee injuries can last a lifetime. :(

Okay, do you want to talk chronic pain that should only be acute? (what I am really asking here is...can I just bitch here a bit?)


Well, try having a lung, gland, ear and throat infection. Throw in the stomach flu.... barfing, diarreah, spasms. Multiply this by 4 and a 1/2 weeks and not getting better. Chalk up a uterus that is cramping so much and is so swollen that your hips feel like they are splitting and your lower back feels like someone forced a crow bar up in there and are bobbing on it. With all of this, add in that you can't stop doing what you have to get done, because you are already so far behind that you are pretty much going to be fucked if you do take a day off. What do you get with all of this....one bitchy starfish who is starting to give up.

Alright, I am done. no more complaining from me, I promise.
 
So the other dude has a knee injury too? Oh shit. That is shitty.

Sorry. My grandpa had a knee injury as a young guy and his whole life it gave him nothing but crap. I think he had a crapload of surgery on it too. Nothing. It always hurt him.

Sorry Ebbes. That bites.

Oh, wait, have you ever tried moist heat on it?
 
Wait! Are you vegitarian? You are aren't you?

Well, I know Glucosamine is great but it is an animal bi product. :(
 
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