Pain for the sake of being funny

[TheEarl]

Yes, my current avatar is the state of my chest and yes, it does hurt.

I went paintballing for the first time today; had an absolute blast and hurtled myself around the different challenges with stealth, tactics and a couple of smoke grenades (the throwing of which were accompanied by Monty Python lines). At the very end, we had a big, all-out battle with the opposing team to use up all our ammunition and to decide who won the day's battle. You weren't out, no matter how many times you got hit; it was just to finish the ammo.

Marks would be given for flair, style, elan and anything which made the marshals laugh. I got those lovely marks (and I've no doubt I have matching ones on my legs and back) winning the prize for my team by performing a Schwarzenegger-style Terminator walk across the battle-field, standing up completely straight and walking in slow, steadied motions while one hand blasted off single shots at random targets. I got utterly pelted by the opposition, yet managed to keep the cool Terminator walk going right up to the flag. It looked very, very slick and won the battle for my team.

But bugger me, does it hurt.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

Yeeeeeeowch!


Now you just want all us girlies to offer to kiss them alllll better dont you

 

[yui]

Men.




j/k




Ouch!

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Even though you look like you were attacked by a swarm of bees, you still look hot. Does that make you feel better?

 

[SensualCealy]

Dare I say, (Knocking on wood) my son has only been hit twice in the two years he has partaken in paintball. He spent $300.00 of his own money to buy himself his own gun.

Would you like him to give you a few lessons, he is only 14 but has never come home looking like that! lol sorry, made me snicker!

for your boo-boo's
C

 

[Guest]

Those mark tell me you were wearing no protection. Having been hit by a few paintballs myself, I have to say you stoicism is impressive. Getting hit with one shot stings. Walking into a barrage is commendable. Foolish, but commendable.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
- General George Patton Jr. on sacrifiec -

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton Jr. on reconnaissance - ​

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Can't see how a condom would have helped..?

Same way as always, rhino, you put the rubber over the end of the gun.

 

[Guest]

well, i can say for sure you look like youve been to a dominatrix for a serious cupping session. trust me... youd love it.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Haven't you people ever heard of laser tag?

Might not work with Monty, but you can still quote humourous one liners from Star Wars.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Helene, I love the AV. It's looks like you're being overrun by a swarm of ducklings. Adorable!

 

[Guest]

Yes, my current avatar is the state of my chest and yes, it does hurt.

I went paintballing for the first time today; had an absolute blast and hurtled myself around the different challenges with stealth, tactics and a couple of smoke grenades (the throwing of which were accompanied by Monty Python lines). At the very end, we had a big, all-out battle with the opposing team to use up all our ammunition and to decide who won the day's battle. You weren't out, no matter how many times you got hit; it was just to finish the ammo.

Marks would be given for flair, style, elan and anything which made the marshals laugh. I got those lovely marks (and I've no doubt I have matching ones on my legs and back) winning the prize for my team by performing a Schwarzenegger-style Terminator walk across the battle-field, standing up completely straight and walking in slow, steadied motions while one hand blasted off single shots at random targets. I got utterly pelted by the opposition, yet managed to keep the cool Terminator walk going right up to the flag. It looked very, very slick and won the battle for my team.

But bugger me, does it hurt.

The Earl

_______

Nice tits.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Even though you look like you were attacked by a swarm of bees, you still look hot. Does that make you feel better?

if possible, you look even hotter... sorta like a wounded soldier

 

[carsonshepherd]

Men.




j/k




Ouch!

Yui, I had a dream about you. I dreamed you lived in my town and we got together and hung out. We had the best time!

 

[SeaCat]

ROTLMAO

I've looked like that more than once. Smarts doesn't it?

Cat

Just be glad you don't have a wife yelling at you to take those damned clothes off before you come inside.

 

[Huckleman2000]

You know the old actor's adage?

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.

Well done!

 

[shereads]

On the ETR* Aggression Scale, your paintball adventure sounds like a fun and relatively harmless Level Tan.

The scale is impossible to apply with absolute precision, without factoring in the severity of other players' injuries, the degree of anger involved, references to female relatives, promises of "payback," etc. Generally, most activities will fall somewhere between these upper and lower extremes of male aggressive play:

Level Alabaster = Locker-Room Towel Snap; Punching Brother's Arm Until He Cries Like a Girl; Name-Calling With Mild Profanity

Level Orange = Limited Nuclear Exchange

The existence of Level Red As Your Mamma's Ugly Face When Your Old Man Caught Her In Bed With The Vicar remains a matter of speculation, the research grant having been suspended for national security reasons in 1998.







*Excess Testosterone Relief. Copyright 1997, Stanford University

 

[entitled]

Just be glad you don't have a wife yelling at you to take those damned clothes off before you come inside.

Ah, yes... However, in my house, You get yelled at to take those damned clothes off so we can compare bruises.

i play with big sticks against people that are usually at least twice my size.

i always win. Biggest bruises and most welts gets pampered.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Helene, I love the AV. It's looks like you're being overrun by a swarm of ducklings. Adorable!

Thank you. It was just supposed to be just a pic of me, but then these little yellow stuffed ducks came from out of no where! Camera hogs.

 

[SeaCat]

Ah, yes... However, in my house, You get yelled at to take those damned clothes off so we can compare bruises.

i play with big sticks against people that are usually at least twice my size.

i always win. Biggest bruises and most welts gets pampered.

He he, I played those types of games once upon a time. Had a blast at it, but too many people got hurt and Uncle said we had to stop.

Cat

 

[yui]

Yui, I had a dream about you. I dreamed you lived in my town and we got together and hung out. We had the best time!

 

[SeaCat]

Yui, I had a dream about you. I dreamed you lived in my town and we got together and hung out. We had the best time!

Hell I have plenty of dreams about Yui, but I think she must consider them Nightmares because she keeps leaving before it gets interesting.

Cat

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hell I have plenty of dreams about Yui, but I think she must consider them Nightmares because she keeps leaving before it gets interesting.

Cat

PMSL!