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[Guest]

Whooooo are you?

Do do doodo

Who?

 

[Guest]

 

[Image]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww This thread just hit 1000 replys

Wooooo! Was it you that made that 1000th post?

I'm honored if it was

But why the saddy face? It's a thread with wisdom and integrity, if you were so inclined to read between the lines

 

[gypsywitch]

Taltos wants to put us on ignore.

 

[Image]

Taltos wants to put us on ignore.

But I think he's going to make an exception...

He like us

And I'm flattered

 

[Guest]

I need a new love potion formula.

 

[Spirit Guide]

Evening all!

 

[Spirit Guide]

BFP....

Thank you for your compliment and...when I get the chance but it's too dangerous most of the time. BTW, your box is full....

 

[Image]

Ok... Getting back on track here. Full moon the 25th... Anyone want to attempt an online circle? And Imbolc is just around the corner

And Ace I'm digging your AV

 

[gypsywitch]

Hi everyone! I'm a puddle of bliss out here.

*cheers*

 

[Image]

I'm almost puddling myself

 

[gypsywitch]

its wine Friday

 

[gypsywitch]

~ testing ~

http://foxtrotters.tripod.com/sunset4.gif

 

[BareFootPagan]

what variety , Gypsy?
I am a cabernet or Merlot fan, myself.

 

[Guest]

Playing under the moon.

Time for those Pagan rituals for the Priestess.

 

[KatsMeow]

You Know You're a Horny Pagan If:

Your magick wand vibrates.

You are spherical and come in sets of 2.

Your magickal oils are flavored.

You think all magick is sex magic.

Your altar has silk sheets.

Your chalice is fur-lined.

Your altar candles are anatomically correct.

Your binding rituals involve handcuffs.

Your magic wands have French ticklers on the ends.

Your High Priest/ess wears a leather mask.

The wax from your candles ends up on your nipples.

You consider KY Jelly an altar tool.

Your chants contain phrases like "Oh my God/ess I'm coming!"

You're skyclad all the time.

Your broomstick has stains on it.

The white blobs on your altar isn't candle wax .

Your book of shadows includes the Kama Sutra.

You need a cigarette after every ritual.

Your altar candles are studded or ribbed.

Your robes look like a French Maid costume.

Your ritual music is sung by Madonna

You find yourself using a phallic wand to call down the goddess several times a night.

You ask a Satanist if you can just "borrow" a sacrificial animal

You start having great cyber-rites.

You keep having to charge the batteries in your wand.

You have Fertility Rites a couple times a week/twice on Sabbats.

You automatically "assume the position" every time your High Priest/ess comes in the room.

 

[Dhalgren150]

ahh yes I am a Horny Pagan.... those all sound familiar to me....

 

[KatsMeow]

 

[BareFootPagan]

Re: You Know You're a Horny Pagan If:

 

[BareFootPagan]

My Apologies to anyone who may have tried to PM me i the last few Days,
I was Unaware that all sent mesaages were saved as welll
I am Sooooo Sorry!

 

[rydia57]

well this is a fine pagan pudding!

 

[Guest]

Ok... Getting back on track here. Full moon the 25th... Anyone want to attempt an online circle? And Imbolc is just around the corner

And Ace I'm digging your AV

Doing meditation in a full Lotus is a trip back in nature.

 

[BareFootPagan]

I am a horny Pagan

Add an insistent passion for going BareFoot everywhere to the highest degree possible, cuz you you have a craving to keep an errogenous zone Naked to Goddess/Gaia .

(wating for some new "altar tools ") MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[curious2c]

I'm always horny...and I'm a Pagan...hmmmm...I guess I'm a horny Pagan too. That's defintely not a bad thing...for sure.

 

[gypsywitch]

Hi everyone.

Mostly Merlots here but sometimes I blend it with a Cab.

Glad to see everyone is horny.