Paddies.

It'd be nice if he were here to say that for himself. That's my first assumption, but boy have I been wrong...lots...before.

The problem is that it never works when you say these things for yourself.

"I'm not racist/pedophile/an alt/a troll/lying" always works well. Sticky can be a dick, but he's like me; an abrasive sense of humor with an impaired PC filter.
 
The problem is that it never works when you say these things for yourself.

"I'm not racist/pedophile/an alt/a troll/lying" always works well. Sticky can be a dick, but he's like me; an abrasive sense of humor with an impaired PC filter.

Well, hopefully he can come back and clear it up.
 
Stop being racist. If you're serious, you need help and to stop being racist. If you think you're being sarcastic and funny, it's not working and you should just stop. You sound serious and it's not contributing anything to this website but needless hate speech.

There's a a really old Bill Cosby skit where he puts down every minority known to man. He sounds serious. It used to be shown in some high schools. Try finding it.
 
Oh shut up you eejit.

The best thing about the Irish is their sense of humour. And if Fuckstick is truly over there right now I'm sure he's aware of this, and that my "cunt" posts are just pisstakes.

And he should send me white puddings.

I'm hunger-striking right now. Please don't mention any of the plethora of native delicacies to be found outside these walls. I'm also getting delusional from lack of sustenance - forgetting that Irish Chef is an oxymoron.
 
I don't have anything pithy to add, but still this post will be among the most intelligent in this thread.
Stickwork, everyone knows that black people cannot achieve anything unless they are employed in some profession requiring jumping. Think about the Paddies; they are unlikely to be successful at anything not involving drinking and fighting.
You wouldn't ridicule a black person who can't jump, so why not back off the Paddies who don't drink, fight, and owe money?
 
I don't have anything pithy to add, but still this post will be among the most intelligent in this thread.
Stickwork, everyone knows that black people cannot achieve anything unless they are employed in some profession requiring jumping. Think about the Paddies; they are unlikely to be successful at anything not involving drinking and fighting.
You wouldn't ridicule a black person who can't jump, so why not back off the Paddies who don't drink, fight, and owe money?

I dare not mess with the Menendez Bros of Lit. You and the bird boy are dangerous.
 
St Patrick, an Englishman from Somerset is the Patron Saint of Eire. I am starting a movement to have Oliver Cromwell declared their new patron saint. Ollie gave the Irish a sense of unity and purpose by killing 50,000 of the bastards. Before that they just killed each other. The Irish had no sense of nationhood until the English taught them to unite.

Pity he didn't kill twice as many of 'em then we might'a got rid of the rubbish in Ulster as well.
 
Paddy People
George Bernard Shaw, James Joyce, Samuel Beckett, WB Yeats, U2, George Best, Pierce Brosnan, Colin Farrell, Enya, Spike Milligan, Dave Allen, Liam Neeson, Oscar Wilde,

You forgot Leonardo di Caprio and Cameron Diaz.

I'll never forget his lilting brogue in Titanic and the subtle lyricality of Cameron's beautiful accent in Gangs of New York was truly mesmerising.
 
Oh shut up you eejit.

The best thing about the Irish is their sense of humour. And if Fuckstick is truly over there right now I'm sure he's aware of this, and that my "cunt" posts are just pisstakes.

And he should send me white puddings.

White pudding... That's the Irish type of black pudding that burns if the sun shines on it.
 
St Patrick, an Englishman from Somerset is the Patron Saint of Eire. I am starting a movement to have Oliver Cromwell declared their new patron saint. Ollie gave the Irish a sense of unity and purpose by killing 50,000 of the bastards. Before that they just killed each other. The Irish had no sense of nationhood until the English taught them to unite.

Pity he didn't kill twice as many of 'em then we might'a got rid of the rubbish in Ulster as well.

You, obviously, are handicapped by a British education.
 
St Patrick, an Englishman from Somerset is the Patron Saint of Eire. I am starting a movement to have Oliver Cromwell declared their new patron saint. Ollie gave the Irish a sense of unity and purpose by killing 50,000 of the bastards. Before that they just killed each other. The Irish had no sense of nationhood until the English taught them to unite.

Pity he didn't kill twice as many of 'em then we might'a got rid of the rubbish in Ulster as well.

Patrick may have been a Britton, but he was hardly an "Englishman". There was no such thing at the time. The problem with the "British" is that they're a mongrel race. Celtic Brittons, Angles, Danes, Saxons, Norwegians, Franco-Normans, Dutch and German princes...though I think this mongrelism is what drove their imperial impulses. It was out of an inferiority complex.

The "British" planted the problem in Ulster (no offence, torchy). They thought it would solve their Scottish problem. Ha!
 
Patrick may have been a Britton, but he was hardly an "Englishman". There was no such thing at the time. The problem with the "British" is that they're a mongrel race. Celtic Brittons, Angles, Danes, Saxons, Norwegians, Franco-Normans, Dutch and German princes...though I think this mongrelism is what drove their imperial impulses. It was out of an inferiority complex.

The "British" planted the problem in Ulster (no offence, torchy). They thought it would solve their Scottish problem. Ha!

You mean the Scottish King of England, James VI/I don't you? Previous plantations were half hearted at best.

Personally I reckon if the Hiberno-Norman aristocracy hadn't kept interfering in England the Norman aristos in England would have kept themselves busy repressing the Saxons, pretty much as the are now. Diarmait Mac Murchada King of Leinster shouldn't have gone looking for help from Henry II and brought the Normans in to get his throne back on the offer of Aoife's hand to de Clare, Earl Pembroke.


And the Stewarts were of Norman descent anyway so I have proved to my own satisfation, once more, that it is all the fault of the French.;)
 
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