Paaaaleazzzzz! Isn't Risotto?????

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just over-cooked, soggy, bits of pasta? Could you not just boil down de-crusted Wonder Bread and get the same goop? Why all the fuss? Like eating garlic flavored Wheat Paste. And at 20x's the price.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Well as far as I know, risotto is made with rice, so it's not overcooked bits of pasta!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

OOOOOps!

So now the point may be - I could not tell. Still tasted like smushed Wonder Bread.

 

[CW]

Re: OOOOOps!

So now the point may be - I could not tell. Still tasted like smushed Wonder Bread.

If it's over cooked it will,,, though I tend to think that it's more like badly prepared grits. ICKKY!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I actually like grits.....

Being a southern boy trapped up north here. Not over cooked ones. I mix them with my eggs, hash, whatever - butter'n salt and pepper. Can't find'em at all here in NYC.

Which gave me an idea one day - a Southern Restaurant - I mean diner type, nothing fancy - just good'ole southern cooking - diner style. Grits of course.

Then I got to thinkin' I have Elvis specialties - burnt bacon on mashed potatoes - smashed banana's and peanut butter sammiches. You know blood thickening, heart stopping, colon busting, big dump - Deep South food.

Don't have the bread to start something like that - but bet it would work.

 

[CreamyLady]

Try polenta next time, Sparky. It's closer to grits than risotto.

 

[Siren]

DAMN, I AM HUNGRY NOW.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I don't.....

The two main condiments of Southern quisene - maple syrup and ketchup.

I've seen guys - in the military - who pile everything - pancakes, grits, biscuits, sunny-side ups, sausage links you name it - all on top of each other and then dump maple syrup over the whole pile...........

Ewwwwwwww!

 

[CW]

~~~AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE GRITS ANYWAY?? ~~~

Just the insides of a kernel of corn that is boiled and seasoned,,,

Don't much care for them myself,,, I do like this though:
Girls
Raised
In
The
South

Oh, yes, those southern ladies,,, <sigh>

 

[Vlad]

Grits

I like grits and good hot pussy, on second thought, forget the grits-

 

[Siren]

DITTO VLAD

 

[insideShiraz]

Ready to Travel...

I used to go down and Party with friends at this Park in LaLa Land...This white van of "suspicious" black people started pulling up and Barbecuing there...

I had packed my vehicle and was down at the Park for one last party with my friends...

My brother, always one step ahead, drug me over to their table (side note to wetneice...Who was that stuck-up fuck that said i before e except after c? This language is so bastardized, who can really be so sure?)...These Southerners knew what I was up to, and pulled me in as one of their own...

There was no shoe lace dipped in hawg jowls, This was a maximum Top-Notch barbecue...Everything from Pancakes with toppings to Tales of blue jumbo eggs, to Ribs and 3 pinic tables full of Food...

But in all of this Food, was a Love that is hard to find with someone you just met...