Overcoming masturbation?

[Thrillhouse]

Is that supposed to be a pun? There's a whole website devoted to it:

http://members.tripod.com/~Leon1/overcome.html

 

[SimplySouthern]

But.....why?

 

[Blindinthedark]

This is kinda an oxymoron on the web isn't it?

 

[KillerMuffin]

But.....why?

Hale~Bopp is coming 'round again. They don't want to miss.

 

[Thrillhouse]

But.....why?

Oh, if I could only understand the misguided workings of religious zealots.

 

[Guest]

It's all about retaining essential bodily fluids.

 

[Purple Haze]

Anybody else the 10,000th visitor to that web-site?

 

[SimplySouthern]

It's all about retaining essential bodily fluids.

I'm thinking the body reproduces those fluids daily. I kinda feel like it's my job, no, my DUTY to purge those old fluids from my system. I like to think of it as keeping myself healthy. (not to mention happy).

 

[bknight2602]

Is that supposed to be a pun? There's a whole website devoted to it:

http://members.tripod.com/~Leon1/overcome.html

Bad link at that, without masturbation I could not have made the last ten years!

 

[I'mVan]

I'm thinking the body reproduces those fluids daily. I kinda feel like it's my job, no, my DUTY to purge those old fluids from my system. I like to think of it as keeping myself healthy. (not to mention happy).

God it's good to have you back. I could listen to youtalkaboutmasturbating all day.

 

[SimplySouthern]

God it's good to have you back. I could listen to youtalkaboutmasturbating all day.

*sigh* Those were the days.

 

[Guest]

*sigh* Those were the days.

Are they over now......

 

[A Desert Rose]

Get out of bed and go fix a snack








Yea, Okay.

 

[Guest]

Get out of bed and go fix a snack

....or the reverse?

 

[Wiggles]

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

I think I'd look good in a turquoise moo moo, what do you think?

I found this web site disturbing. :0/

 

[I'mVan]

*sigh* Those were the days.

Are they over now......

I don't know?

I called babe, you weren't home . Gonna be in this weekend?

 

[Dietrich K.]

I refuse to overcome masturbation.

So there.

 

[hotNnasty]

I'm a masturbater and intend to stay that way

 

[Dietrich K.]

I'm a masturbater and intend to stay that way

A woman after my own heart.

Now if I could only get her interested in other body parts ...

 

[Trail48]

I think I'd look good in a turquoise moo moo, what do you think?

Is it snug at the bodice?

 

[Lust Engine]

I'm a masturbater and intend to stay that way

Don't you go changing now darlin'... just stay the beautiful way you are with your bad self!

Mmmmmmmmm...tasty!

 

[Tulips]

Overcuming masturbation

Not in this lifetime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T.

 

[Saint Peter]

Please define "normal toilet processes" for me Deacon. Seems to be a somewhat grey area.