Out on bail and out of jail...

[Angel]

Yeah, no shit. Making pillows out plastic bags and sandwiches is great fun ain't it?

3 hots and a cot is all I ask. Not three colds and a flo. (Floor in Ebonics)

Wow, LOL.

My favorite part was the stripsearch in the room they forgot to clean and stepping on a broken crackpipe the previous person left behind, and the following six months of HIV testing as a result. Fucking lamers.

 

[RobDownSouth]

What did I miss? What the hell did you do?

Canine sexual battery. (and he thought the bitch wouldn't press charges!)

 

[marksgirl]

What did I miss? What the hell did you do?

I'm guessing he was "flashing" again!

 

[DevilishTexan]

Wow, LOL.

My favorite part was the stripsearch in the room they forgot to clean and stepping on a broken crackpipe the previous person left behind, and the following six months of HIV testing as a result. Fucking lamers.

Can you spell sue? I knew ya could.

 

[DevilishTexan]

I'm guessing he was "flashing" again!

The woman asked for Italian sausage. I had a Lit moment and next thing I knew............

 

[gypsywitch]

Thought you got off.

 

[Angel]

Can you spell sue? I knew ya could.

It's been taken care of. This was like... 7 years ago.

 

[marksgirl]

The woman asked for Italian sausage. I had a Lit moment and next thing I knew............

Damn thing just jumped out again didn't it?

 

[Guest]

 

[Image]

Canine sexual battery. (and he thought the bitch wouldn't press charges!)

Wait until he learns he has 10 whelps to support

 

[Raimondin]

I couldn't believe the redneck cocksucker arrested me in front of my restaurant. While I was working. Here we go again.

It's always a " 'som bitch" rednecker.



(Your AV pic. "Are we not men? We are Devo. )

 

[marshalt]

Did you make anyone your bitch?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Did you make anyone your bitch?

They wept when I left.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Yeah, no shit. Making pillows out plastic bags and sandwiches is great fun ain't it?

3 hots and a cot is all I ask. Not three colds and a flo. (Floor in Ebonics)

Wow, they didn't even give you a bed? I thought it would be illegal to force people to sleep on the floor.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Wow, they didn't even give you a bed? I thought it would be illegal to force people to sleep on the floor.

Well thats because you're in Canada dear.

 

[Spinaroonie]

so now that you're gay can I fuck you?

 

[DevilishTexan]

so now that you're gay can I fuck you?

How did I know you'd say some stupid shit like that?

 

[Spinaroonie]

How did I know you'd say some stupid shit like that?

Because I know you want it.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Well thats because you're in Canada dear.

Hmm.. I don't know, I've never been in jail, I just assumed there were beds. Canada isn't as great as its cracked up to be.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Hmm.. I don't know, I've never been in jail, I just assumed there were beds. Canada isn't as great as its cracked up to be.

Bet they have beds in jail though. Probably some damn comfortable ones.

Probably feed ya pretty damn good too.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Bet they have beds in jail though. Probably some damn comfortable ones.

Probably feed ya pretty damn good too.

lol.. I have no idea. Its making me laugh though, I'm thinking Canada may not be the destination for your next vacation, but the jails are great if your planning on committing a crime! lol

 

[Guest]

Bet they have beds in jail though. Probably some damn comfortable ones.

Probably feed ya pretty damn good too.

Good to hear you made it out with your behymen intact, DT.

So spill! What did you (allegedly) do? You can tell us, we won't testify.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So the penal system saw your penile system.

They have microscopes that powerful in their forensics labs?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Canine sexual battery. (and he thought the bitch wouldn't press charges!)

It was the AFDC thang. They made her point out who her babies' daddy was.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

i wanna know what he did too