Out on bail and out of jail...

[DevilishTexan]

and thats the way it goes. Ah yes, cement benches, cement floors and being treated like an animal gives you a profound appreciation for the finer things in life. My rendition of The Elephant Man went over well with the other guys. I don't think the cops liked it though.

A good sense of humor goes a long way towards procuring an extra bologna sandwich in the slammer.

 

[Raimondin]

What!?

Can't believe it!

 

[RawHumor]

Were you diddling where you weren't supposed to diddle? I mean, to get you into jail, not when you were already in.

 

[caligula]

Damn jailbird, did you get a time dot tat?

 

[glamorilla]

i'm sure you got all the bologna you could handle.

 

[Saint Peter]

Texas ran out of nooses?

 

[RawHumor]

i'm sure you got all the bologna you could handle.

LOL

Why didn't I see that one coming?

 

[Guest]

Sometimes it's hard to take things seriously here..
But Goddamn! Love, love LOVE the new av, DT. :drool:

 

[Angel]

and thats the way it goes. Ah yes, cement benches, cement floors and being treated like an animal gives you a profound appreciation for the finer things in life. My rendition of The Elephant Man went over well with the other guys. I don't think the cops liked it though.

A good sense of humor goes a long way towards procuring an extra bologna sandwich in the slammer.

Did you play Tonk with milk cartons?

 

[DevilishTexan]

i'm sure you got all the bologna you could handle.

Thats the pen. Not city/county jail. Sorry, but no war stories for ya.

 

[Guest]

 

[DevilishTexan]

Damn jailbird, did you get a time dot tat?

No but I got time served. Nothing pisses them off more than not getting paid.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Concealed weapon violation?

Actually I only had to drop my drawers once. But I swear I'm wearing underwear from now on. It gets fucking cold in there.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Did you play Tonk with milk cartons?

Tonk?

 

[Clairebutterfly]

You're a very bad man.

*shakes finger*

 

[Guest]

 

[DevilishTexan]

What!?

Can't believe it!

I couldn't believe the redneck cocksucker arrested me in front of my restaurant. While I was working. Here we go again.

 

[DevilishTexan]

So the penal system saw your penile system.

*Slight laugh*

They always do sooner or later.

 

[SexyWench]

I couldn't believe the redneck cocksucker arrested me in front of my restaurant. While I was working. Here we go again.

Most likely
done on purpose

 

[Angel]

Tonk?

http://www.pagat.com/rummy/tonk.html

Maybe that's a NY Jail thing.

Spades?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Most likely
done on purpose

Thats ok. I had the last laugh.

Well, sorta.

 

[DevilishTexan]

http://www.pagat.com/rummy/tonk.html

Maybe that's a NY Jail thing.

Spades?

Never made it that far. But in case I did, this is the game of choice:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/ItalianTexan/Dominoes.jpg

 

[Angel]

I was in holding in County over a four day weekend, and we made a deck of cards out of our milk cartons. Holding is fucking boring, I would have rather went upstairs to the real jail

 

[DevilishTexan]

Holding is fucking boring, I would have rather went upstairs to the real jail

Yeah, no shit. Making pillows out plastic bags and sandwiches is great fun ain't it?

3 hots and a cot is all I ask. Not three colds and a flo. (Floor in Ebonics)

 

[Image]

What did I miss? What the hell did you do?