Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

Big Bear I leave this limmerick for you
In hopes it brings a smile or two
To brighten up your day
Banishing your blues away
Making you feel fresh and new

I've gone fishing out into the sea
Its the next place I wanna be
Fighting fish and getting sun
Having a day filled with fun
As the wind whips my hair free

I'll fight those fish with great vigour
Testing my strength and my rigour
Setting the hook and reeling in
Bracing my legs as the fight begins
Hoping each fish is one bigger!

((Hugz)) and es I send my frien'
Knowing they're from ~*sunkyssed_kym*~

Good Luck wirh the fishin' hon
and have alot of fun in the sun
which hair whips in the wind so free
opps forget your bare down there so its yoru on your head I see
fighting those fish can be alot of fun

{{{{HUGS}}}} kisses to you I send
for you are a great friend
the one who makes me smile
writing limericks that goes on for miles
this limericks threat never did catch the trend

 

[I Literoticus]

Although all you liters dont know me
I'm sure there's a lot you could show me
I'll say hi to you guys
then undo my flies
lips round my bellend and blow me.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Bear my friend, I have returned
Catching fish without a sunburn
The day was pleasant and bright
The fish gave us a good fight
As I sat enjoying the day in the stern

Welcome I Literoticus!
I'm pleased there's another to discuss
The ins and outs of rhyme
Limericking is a fun time
Actually, with me its a must!

~kym~ limericking wench o' the high seas, pleased at the limericks which awaited me!

 

[I Literoticus]

Bear my friend, I have returned
Catching fish without a sunburn
The day was pleasant and bright
The fish gave us a good fight
As I sat enjoying the day in the stern

Welcome I Literoticus!
I'm pleased there's another to discuss
The ins and outs of rhyme
Limericking is a fun time
Actually, with me its a must!

~kym~ limericking wench o' the high seas, pleased at the limericks which awaited me!

I'm very pleased to meet you and the rest
your limerick site is the best
there's nothing much sweeter
than a rhymning girl greeter
with a size 40 butt naked chest.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I'm very pleased to meet you and the rest
your limerick site is the best
there's nothing much sweeter
than a rhymning girl greeter
with a size 40 butt naked chest.

er.. Why thank you I Literoticus, I think
at your rhyme several times I did blink
I'm quite baffled you see
Why you think a size 40 chest is me?
Have you had too much to drink?

~kym~ looking down at my chest, thinking smaller is best

 

[biggbear8]

er.. Why thank you I Literoticus, I think
at your rhyme several times I did blink
I'm quite baffled you see
Why you think a size 40 chest is me?
Have you had too much to drink?

~kym~ looking down at my chest, thinking smaller is best

MMMMMMMMM kym my love your breasts are just right
enough to caress, kiss and lick all night
nipples that are perky
with your spasming jerky
seeing them in all their glory is such a delightful sight

hello I Literoticus nice to meet you
welcome to my limericks thread too
know she wont give you a blow
thats only for her fellow dont you know
I hope that doesn't make you blue


KYM am I going to get some of the catch of the day

maybe some marlin, shark or swordfish
would make a delicious dish
You'll always be a beautiful lass
you have beautiful breasts and ass
but some fresh fish is my wish

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fish on Friday is the choice
Hot and steamy, succulent, moist
Grill it, bake it, matters nowt
Give it to me, juicy and hot
Fish Friday is a time to rejoice!

Of course I was speaking of fish
Would you think of another dish?
one as savoury and sweet
uncomparable to any other meat
So firm and tasty, its delish!

Get yer minds outa the gutter!
whilst I sit here and mutter
seeing sex in what I've said
Making me stop and scratch me 'ead
LMAO as I sputter!

Yes I know where your minds lay
Same place as any other day
Its said birds of a feather
Certainly flock together
And I wouldn't have it any other way!

~kym~ just one of the birds, enjoying a play on words

 

[biggbear8]

Fish on Friday is the choice
Hot and steamy, succulent, moist
Grill it, bake it, matters nowt
Give it to me, juicy and hot
Fish Friday is a time to rejoice!

Of course I was speaking of fish
Would you think of another dish?
one as savoury and sweet
uncomparable to any other meat
So firm and tasty, its delish!

Get yer minds outa the gutter!
whilst I sit here and mutter
seeing sex in what I've said
Making me stop and scratch me 'ead
LMAO as I sputter!

Yes I know where your minds lay
Same place as any other day
Its said birds of a feather
Certainly flock together
And I wouldn't have it any other way!

~kym~ just one of the birds, enjoying a play on words

I can think of a dish
thats so firm and tasty and delish
it makes it own sauce
the hotter it gets your the boss
and tasting it is my wish

Kym my suntanned one
was there any nude fun
while lying in the sun
or when reeling in the big one
feeling the end of the pole hon lol

I hope your having a great day
and in the evening it stays
chatting with your man
exciting as only you can
telling him what your doing as there you lay

hugs kisses kym a beautiful sea maiden



Bear

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

At last!, the workers cry
The week has passed us by
no more work for several days
time to enjoy some well earned play
Trouble is the time does fly

Monday rears it's ugly head
Some may feel as if they're dead
Dragging in to the dreaded job
emitting a stiffled sob
wishing they were still in bed

Monday is Thursday for me
One more day until I'm free
Tuesday is my favourite day
Time for fun and lots of play
Friday would my Monday be!

~kym~ a bit bass ackward

 

[biggbear8]

At last!, the workers cry
The week has passed us by
no more work for several days
time to enjoy some well earned play
Trouble is the time does fly

Monday rears it's ugly head
Some may feel as if they're dead
Dragging in to the dreaded job
emitting a stiffled sob
wishing they were still in bed

Monday is Thursday for me
One more day until I'm free
Tuesday is my favourite day
Time for fun and lots of play
Friday would my Monday be!

~kym~ a bit bass ackward

 

[biggbear8]

Ole man peter’s got a big thrill
twenty minutes after he swallowed the Lil blue pill
he finally has an erection
his pretty nurse was his selection
and boy did she have a great skill

She laid him on his back
his ole dick rose up like the union jack
she did the splits over his hard rock dick
and it swallowed him up quick
then she bounced, slipping out he found her crack

There was old man rod who had a tiny bod
took his Lil blue pill and up came baby rod
ole miss Withers didn’t have any dithers
just as long as it was erect and cum’s like a river
Miss withers smothered his dick squeezing it as he erupted in her pod

Mary Owens stole a little blue pill
swallowed it down without a spill
then a strange thing happened her pussy lips pouted
as her clit was getting hard and wet as she shouted
get over here with your tongue Mr bill

When he got there she pulled him down
between her legs he went to town
his mouth working her slit and her clit
his face wet, fingers in her holes she having a fit
as she patted his bald crown

Orgasm after orgasm hit with force
the Viagra was working it’s course
then she yelled next in came Mr. Peeks
rolled her over and spread her cheeks
plunged deep into her ass she couldn’t speak she was hoarse

Out of his rom came Mr. Sam looking for the doctor, quack
walking around with his monster hard on bouncing back
Dr its been like this for four hours what needs to be done
nurse Cookie say come with me and have some fun
in the locked room Cookie’s lust lasted while cause he’s dick didn’t slack

There was only one complaint from Mr. Peters
seems after a couple pints of ale there were no twitters
so he found a knot hole in a pine tree
he’s stuck in this hole after he had a pee
and now his ass was eaten up my skitters

Ole man Rogers out of his room he came
Calling his favorite nurse’s name
can you help me with this bobbin’ and throbbin’
so she got on her knees and licked his knobbin’
he came so quick it was a shame !

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Well well, Big Bear
A post of such erotic flair!
You must be on the mend
Your mind on sex again
Good to know how you fare!


~kym~ glad to know, you're back on your toes

 

[biggbear8]

Well well, Big Bear
A post of such erotic flair!
You must be on the mend
Your mind on sex again
Good to know how you fare!


~kym~ glad to know, you're back on your toes

wow Kym your looking very very exotic
which is makeing erotic
I want to nibble on your tits
as I hope to send you into fits
but alas our relationship is putonic(ms)

Im feeling really great
in this erotic state
its sad though
I'm all alone you know
just seems to be my fate

well the day is getting closer my dear
just know missing you well be this bear
as you'll be with your love
fitting together like a hand and glove
congrats to you because this bears cares

hugs kisses love Kym from Bear!!

 

[rimmy]

In my highschool yearbook as my quote i had written "There once was a man from Nantucket....." not the whole limerick but just the first line and they still wouldn't print it.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

wow Kym your looking very very exotic
which is makeing erotic
I want to nibble on your tits
as I hope to send you into fits
but alas our relationship is putonic(ms)

Im feeling really great
in this erotic state
its sad though
I'm all alone you know
just seems to be my fate

well the day is getting closer my dear
just know missing you well be this bear
as you'll be with your love
fitting together like a hand and glove
congrats to you because this bears cares

hugs kisses love Kym from Bear!!

Ahhh dear Bear, how'd you know?
I was dressed up for show?
A deep purple dress
Stockings and the rest
All dressed up with nowhere to go!

I had been to a funeral you see
A friend's father was he
High mass said for him
Making a sleepy kym
Many other places I wished to be!

The time is passing by
Soon I pack my bags and fly
Counting the days until we meet
With ((hugz) & es to greet
And my passions I can apply

Bear, I'm pleased you're back with us
I hope you didn't mind the fuss
I missed your limmericks and fun
Can't help it, I like you hun
Even if my chops you do bus(t)



~kym~ glad you're feeling better, hope you're wrapped in a warm sweater

 

[biggbear8]

Ahhh dear Bear, how'd you know?
I was dressed up for show?
A deep purple dress
Stockings and the rest
All dressed up with nowhere to go!

I had been to a funeral you see
A friend's father was he
High mass said for him
Making a sleepy kym
Many other places I wished to be!

The time is passing by
Soon I pack my bags and fly
Counting the days until we meet
With ((hugz) & es to greet
And my passions I can apply

Bear, I'm pleased you're back with us
I hope you didn't mind the fuss
I missed your limmericks and fun
Can't help it, I like you hun
Even if my chops you do bus(t)



~kym~ glad you're feeling better, hope you're wrapped in a warm sweater

when your passion flows
he well surely know
between your thighs you see
as very wet he'll be
cause on your clit he'll lick after all your things you stow

with breasts taut and perky
with him in your hand you'll be jerking
making his cock so hard again
making love all night isn't a sin
or maybe in the dark watching you he'll lurky lol

now hon your chops I don't bust
but imagining you naked body is a must
seeing you in my mind so naked and tanned
with my cock in my hand
the pleasure you give me is great that you must trust

Im feeling wonderful hon and Im wearing a long sleeved henley
I bet you look great in your dress of deep purple. wish I was there to take you for a drink hugs kisses
Bear

 

[biggbear8]

In my highschool yearbook as my quote i had written "There once was a man from Nantucket....." not the whole limerick but just the first line and they still wouldn't print it.

lol some just dont know how to take a joke or a limerick
these are words of our own imagination

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

when your passion flows
he well surely know
between your thighs you see
as very wet he'll be
cause on your clit he'll lick after all your things you stow

with breasts taut and perky
with him in your hand you'll be jerking
making his cock so hard again
making love all night isn't a sin
or maybe in the dark watching you he'll lurky lol

now hon your chops I don't bust
but imagining you naked body is a must
seeing you in my mind so naked and tanned
with my cock in my hand
the pleasure you give me is great that you must trust

Im feeling wonderful hon and Im wearing a long sleeved henley
I bet you look great in your dress of deep purple. wish I was there to take you for a drink hugs kisses
Bear

There's more that he and I will share
besides the coupling of a pair
Long talks deep into the night
Whilst holding one another tight
Makes me grateful my mind he's snared

Bear you're a wicked one for sure!
Writing fantasy into word
You've a special talent than most
Our limmericking host
And I bet others here would concur!



~kym~ sipping coffee as I write, thinking of my up coming flight!

 

[biggbear8]

There's more that he and I will share
besides the coupling of a pair
Long talks deep into the night
Whilst holding one another tight
Makes me grateful my mind he's snared

Bear you're a wicked one for sure!
Writing fantasy into word
You've a special talent than most
Our limmericking host
And I bet others here would concur!



~kym~ sipping coffee as I write, thinking of my up coming flight!

Ohhhhhhhh darling I know there's more that you share
otherwise your mind he would not have snared
long walks on a moonlit night hand in hand
watching sunrises sitting in the sand
you"ll both make a beautiful pair

sure I maybe one who is wicked
as I weave my words around like a thicket
not really a talent I boast
a great imagination at most
thats really my ticket

while holding each other tight
long into the night
and a kiss or two so wonderfully devine
as you sip upon a glass of wine
imagine an eternity of love that feels so right

on your first night there
have him take you to a place where
upon the oceans magnificent aray of blues
you can see the sunset beautiful hues
that two wonderful lovers can share

now dont wait till the last night
to pack for your blissful flight
as you go to your eternal mate
and make him sate
just seeing you smile is a beautiful sight

always a friend Bear

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Ohhhhhhhh darling I know there's more that you share
otherwise your mind he would not have snared
long walks on a moonlit night hand in hand
watching sunrises sitting in the sand
you"ll both make a beautiful pair

sure I maybe one who is wicked
as I weave my words around like a thicket
not really a talent I boast
a great imagination at most
thats really my ticket

while holding each other tight
long into the night
and a kiss or two so wonderfully devine
as you sip upon a glass of wine
imagine an eternity of love that feels so right

on your first night there
have him take you to a place where
upon the oceans magnificent aray of blues
you can see the sunset beautiful hues
that two wonderful lovers can share

now dont wait till the last night
to pack for your blissful flight
as you go to your eternal mate
and make him sate
just seeing you smile is a beautiful sight

always a friend Bear

You knew Big Bear 8
To this thread I naturally gravitate
Gobbling up your rhyme
Whilst laughing at your line
My face in a smile does break

My friendship to you Bear
Is one of deep feeling care
You make me laugh and roar
Never do your limmericks bore
You've such wonderful flair!

((hugz)) go out to you today
Hoping all good things come your way
Sickness has been banished
along with loneliness has vanished
Replaced by love, meant to stay!

~kym~ :kiss to my limmericking pal
From your Floridillyc gal

 

[biggbear8]

You knew Big Bear 8
To this thread I naturally gravitate
Gobbling up your rhyme
Whilst laughing at your line
My face in a smile does break

My friendship to you Bear
Is one of deep feeling care
You make me laugh and roar
Never do your limmericks bore
You've such wonderful flair!

((hugz)) go out to you today
Hoping all good things come your way
Sickness has been banished
along with loneliness has vanished
Replaced by love, meant to stay!

~kym~ :kiss to my limmericking pal
From your Floridillyc gal

I have only two wishes for my limericking pal
first your happiness would be quite swell
second a little kiss in real life
is for what I strife
Because your a special Gal

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

A woman from the sunshine state
Met her match, seemingly by fate
A lover of rhyme was she
But fortunately so was he
Now they're waiting for their meeting date!

Its with anticipation that I wait
knowing my desires, he will sate
We've spoken lots, he and me
Opening my heart for him to see
Goes to show, its never too late!

~kym~ believing in destiny, gving me pleasure and setting me free

 

[biggbear8]

A woman from the sunshine state
Met her match, seemingly by fate
A lover of rhyme was she
But fortunately so was he
Now they're waiting for their meeting date!

Its with anticipation that I wait
knowing my desires, he will sate
We've spoken lots, he and me
Opening my heart for him to see
Goes to show, its never too late!

~kym~ believing in destiny, gving me pleasure and setting me free

some long to find their destiny you see
years and years of yearning pleas
then by chance one day
their love comes to them to stay
it's a true love thats ment to be

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

some long to find their destiny you see
years and years of yearning pleas
then by chance one day
their love comes to them to stay
it's a true love thats ment to be

Destiny is what it must be
With all the rest, he chose me!
I'm flattered and pleased I'm the one
Being with him will be erotic fun
I can't wait to cross over the sea!

((Bear))

~kym~ the days pass by, only 11 more until I fly!

 

[biggbear8]

Destiny is what it must be
With all the rest, he chose me!
I'm flattered and pleased I'm the one
Being with him will be erotic fun
I can't wait to cross over the sea!

((Bear))

~kym~ the days pass by, only 11 more until I fly!

as the day's pass by day and night
hope your not nervous about your flight
if you get scared remember this
you have found your happiness
and your mister Right

over the mountains, over the seas, over the oceans free
traveling to be with your destiny
sending you this very wish
hope you'll forever be in bliss
with your wonderful man to be

Kym my favorite lass
with the beautiful body and ass
dont forget this ole bear here
our friendship has brought us near
with every limerick written with class

sending hugs and kisses and a lot more
as you head for that plane door
flying to your kindred soul mate
who well keep you sate
with romantic sunrises and sunsets in store

very very happy for you sweetheart
BEAR