Ourageous Promises & Demands

Thanks for the chuckles...

The thing that prevents me from even wanting to attempt exdpending the energy, is that I seem to attract asshats... not just asshats, but the sort of men who make me wonder if they work at being so rude and inappropriate, or if they had some sort of accident early in life that damaged their impulse control.

Anyone who meets me in real life knows I'm terribly private, and greatly dislike being flirted with by anyone less than a Friend who has taken the time to understand by mind and soul.

A guy who lives in my building stopped by my window the other day (ground floor, I keep the office window open and fan going). He's been hitting on me for almost a year. I always give him the ice princess treatment, never flirt, never share any personal information about myself (kink/etc), always turn down requests for dinner/walking/movies/board games.

So he stops by my window and starts to chat with me- I was only wearing a vintage slip, because it's hot outside. So he leers at me and comments on how sexy I look in my slip, and I'm thinking ya know a gentleman- while he might notice- wouldn't be so rude as to make a comment about it. I explain I'm terribly busy, really need to get back to editing things, etc because Tuesdays are very long drawn out days for me... and the guy says "Well maybe I should just come in and give you a spanking to wake you up and straighten you out!"

What. The. 'Eff?

On what planet do men like this live, where they think it's okay to make that kind of comment, to a woman they barely know?

Sigh... I just wish I understood why idiots like THAT find me attractive, and men I'm interested in, don't. :rolleyes:
 
Ebonyfire said:
I probably cannot afford the fuel for one of those sporty numbers.

The Beattles have a solution for that!
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said baby, can't you see
I wanna be famous, a star on the screen
But you can do something in between

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl that my prospects were good
And she said baby, it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine
But I can show you a better time

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl I can start right away
When she said listen babe I got something to say
I got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I've found a driver and that's a start

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
 
My XP in a nutshell is as follows.

Most outrageous promise:

"I won't leave you." Said by many broken by all but one, so far . . .

Most outrageous demand:

"Wake your husband by masturbating with your vibrator."

LMAO

How about I do that when hell freezes over, does that time frame work for you? Cause it's just gonna have to!

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
"Wake your husband by masturbating with your vibrator."

LMAO

How about I do that when hell freezes over, does that time frame work for you? Cause it's just gonna have to!

Fury :rose:

Oh my God Miss :rose: Fury :rose: did that happen..........your kidding me aren't you.........Helllllllllllllllll your not are you........laughs.....Oh my !!!!

Did you suggest he come over swap nest space in the matrimonial and show you how its done ?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :D :rose:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Oh my God Miss :rose: Fury :rose: did that happen..........your kidding me aren't you.........Helllllllllllllllll your not are you........laughs.....Oh my !!!!

Did you suggest he come over swap nest space in the matrimonial and show you how its done ?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :D :rose:

No, I explained about my hard rule/limit with regards to waking or being woken by someone. Said rule is: DON'T!!!

I know he meant well. It's hard to explain though and I'm not going to go ALL into the reasoning I believe he was using. (I was supposed to tell my husband I couldn't come and HAD to keep masturbating without coming until my husband "finished" me.)

ROTFLMAO!

Anyhow, I was able to explain my extremely hard limit about waking anyone and he decided on what he considered a "higher level" of difficulty task but hey, it was one I could do.

Fury :rose:
 
FurryFury said:
Anyhow, I was able to explain my extremely hard limit about waking anyone and he decided on what he considered a "higher level" of difficulty task but hey, it was one I could do.

Fury :rose:

Ohhh Miss :rose: Fury :rose: you rock !!!!
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohhh Miss :rose: Fury :rose: you rock !!!!

Really???

It was one of those difficult times when you know you want to say yes to anything and everything but find you can't do something. You hope it won't seem as if you are not a good potential submissive but you just know you can't or won't do that.

I have limits, hard ones but they are maybe not the expected ones?

Fury :rose:
 
SirFace said:
I thought I had a potential GF years ago until I overheard her tell her sister that I was "Mr. ATM". Needless to say, that was the last time I talked to her. A "John" I am not nor never will be.

It is not a good thing to find out that all someone sees is dollar signs instead of a human being.

My submissives have always been generous men. Perhaps they are that way because I prefer to pay My own way.


I guess I do not make a good "Money Domme".
Eb
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
ohh I am not certain about MSN Miss Brioche but I can teach you how to get a copy irrespect of the fact . Feel free to pm me. Its my magical submissive powers......laughs.

This is a joke, right hon?
 
You know, I once had a guy contact me and ask me to black mail him. He said he would provide tons of pics and would pay me gobs of money, buy me things, meet me and do what ever I ask, all if I wouldn't show the pics he gave me to the people he would give me addresses for. :confused: So I asked him why he would choose some one who clearly identified herself as a sub to do this....to which he responded that it would be fun, I could earn some extra cash, and I was hot. :rolleyes: Yeah right. I told him he would have to find some one else as I would not participate in such games based on such deception and bordering on leagal lines.

I'm very fortunit as I met Master before I had even decided I wanted to look for a relationship. I also met him before I accepted that I was a sub, and did not know he was a dom at the time. As I grew to understand myself, I also learned about him which made things just click all the easier I think, which in it's self was not something planed.

But in the early months I went on to another site and was just browsing thru the profiles when I found a friend's Master. So I created a profile to chat up with him (he and I had never met, only knew about the other thru my friend) Well I noticed a lot of hits to my profile. One as I mentioned before, but another one promised me the world. And for some reason I couldn't ignore this guy, he really got into my head. But at the first signs that Jounar's "hold" on me was stronger, he disapeared. It's funny, the one who has never really promised me anything has provided so much more than anyone who ever promised me everything. :heart:
 
the captians wench said:
You know, I once had a guy contact me and ask me to black mail him. He said he would provide tons of pics and would pay me gobs of money, buy me things, meet me and do what ever I ask, all if I wouldn't show the pics he gave me to the people he would give me addresses for. :confused: So I asked him why he would choose some one who clearly identified herself as a sub to do this....to which he responded that it would be fun, I could earn some extra cash, and I was hot. :rolleyes: Yeah right. I told him he would have to find some one else as I would not participate in such games based on such deception and bordering on leagal lines.

I'm very fortunit as I met Master before I had even decided I wanted to look for a relationship. I also met him before I accepted that I was a sub, and did not know he was a dom at the time. As I grew to understand myself, I also learned about him which made things just click all the easier I think, which in it's self was not something planed.

But in the early months I went on to another site and was just browsing thru the profiles when I found a friend's Master. So I created a profile to chat up with him (he and I had never met, only knew about the other thru my friend) Well I noticed a lot of hits to my profile. One as I mentioned before, but another one promised me the world. And for some reason I couldn't ignore this guy, he really got into my head. But at the first signs that Jounar's "hold" on me was stronger, he disapeared. It's funny, the one who has never really promised me anything has provided so much more than anyone who ever promised me everything. :heart:

It is just as I always say, it is not what a person says, it is what they do that counts. Talk is always cheap, but actions speak much louder.

Eb
 
There is nothing like a message from some loser who wants you to participate in something that is illegal and/or immoral.

Eb
 
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