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parodyluvr75 said:
It's dolphins you have to watch out for.
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Yeah, one minute they're frolicking with air bubbles and having a grand old time...and then they're performing random rape and butting things to death.

There's also that deep ocean squid that just...shoots darts of semen at all random passersby hoping to inseminate something. I don't want to be that either.
 
Phelia said:
Hi Reci! I hope the east coast is treating you and the fam-jam well. I have some amazing news for you: I know the perfect animal. The tardigrade:



Also known as water bears, they are too teeny to anthropomorphize in any satisfying way, and they are also pretty cute:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/02/23/1226583/284594-tardigrade-water-bear.jpg
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jeez, they should be a dr who special - how are they for all that timey-wimey spacey-wacey stuff dya think?

and RECI! hi, girl :kiss:
 
butters said:
jeez, they should be a dr who special - how are they for all that timey-wimey spacey-wacey stuff dya think?

and RECI! hi, girl :kiss:
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All Dr. Who ever had to do would be...don't go to Earth. Problem solved. We cause most of the problems.

Hi :)
 
Recidiva said:
Whenever asked the whimsical question of what animal I'd like to be if I had a choice, I always chose otters, because they seemed so playful and cute.

THEN I find out the brutal fuckers rape to death and drown baby seals.

So...no more whimsical questions for me. *sigh*

Haven't found a replacement animal that doesn't have some sort of closet horror show of a habit that is also cute and intelligent.

I could be a mayfly, because how much trouble could you get into...but it doesn't sound like fun.
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waaaaaaaaaaaait just a cotton pickin' minute...how do otters and seals live in the same ecosystem?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/160eb066fcaf9ebf9dc623930c7c5b03/tumblr_mnttixNIo41s8s7m0o1_500.gif
 
You need to get out more, Zumi!

There's more space in the world! There is!
 
I'm going with bonobo. They're the free love hippies of the primate world.
 
Mischka said:
I'm going with bonobo. They're the free love hippies of the primate world.
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Hm. Most monkeys are too close on the chain to the chimps that gang rape for discipline.

You have to have free sex to avoid being gang raped, so that's not really free...
 
Interestingly, otters, beside the baby seal raping, are one of the few animals that can't be tamed. Like polar bears. Even if a human has raised them from a baby, once they reach a certain age they just get vicious.
 
gagginforit said:
Interestingly, otters, beside the baby seal raping, are one of the few animals that can't be tamed. Like polar bears. Even if a human has raised them from a baby, once they reach a certain age they just get vicious.
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Just like the Zebras in Guns, Germs and Steel.

Only with raping.
 
Recidiva said:
I said that. He didn't listen. I said SEA several times. Maybe he'll listen to you.
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Some people's kids.....

I admit to not reading much of this thread

But did have dinner at the Snow Goose last night......:)
 
thør said:
Some people's kids.....

I admit to not reading much of this thread

But did have dinner at the Snow Goose last night......:)
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Oh maaaan! Awesome place. Caribou won tons! Glad someone's enjoying it properly.
 
Recidiva said:
Oh maaaan! Awesome place. Caribou won tons! Glad someone's enjoying it properly.
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The out of stater at the table had the Caribou meat loaf and ate every bite of it! Grilled salmon with chili sauce for me. The Mrs had something with crab in it.
 
thør said:
The out of stater at the table had the Caribou meat loaf and ate every bite of it! Grilled salmon with chili sauce for me. The Mrs had something with crab in it.
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It all sounds delicious. I'm afraid I can't have much crab any more after visiting Alaska. It fails to live up to heightened expectations.
 
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