Orgasm Triggers

[psiberzerker]

Yass! You've captured it perfectly!

Available as a Teeshirt. Also, worth it!

 

[Trekka]

Available as a Teeshirt. Also, worth it!

T-shirts. *also sploosh*

 

[psiberzerker]

T-shirts. *also sploosh*

Also useful for cleaning up spills.

 

[Trekka]

Also useful for cleaning up spills.

Men who cleeeeean! *SPA-LOOOOOSH*

 

[psiberzerker]

No shit: For International Women's Day, I scrub around the toilet. Every year.

 

[Trekka]

No shit: For International Women's Day, I scrub around the toilet. Every year.

And put the seat down?

*curls toes*

 

[psiberzerker]

And put the seat down?

It's a little more symbolic than that. I grew up transgender, in Raleigh. You know that weirdofreak they warned you about in the lady's room? Well, that lady's room was upstairs at Jesse O. Sanderson. I am that weirdofreak.

 

[Trekka]

It's a little more symbolic than that. I grew up transgender, in Raleigh. You know that weirdofreak they warned you about in the lady's room? Well, that lady's room was upstairs at Jesse O. Sanderson. I am that weirdofreak.

Had to google Jesse O. Sanderson.

*remains unphased*

You shoulda seen what I was up to in my HS bathroom ... ahhh yet another trigger, uncovered.

 

[psiberzerker]

You shoulda seen what I was up to in my HS bathroom.

Well, I was talking to my lesbian girlfriends. (I was playing the Beard. They weren't out, because North Kerrlina.)

 

[Trekka]

Well, I was talking to my lesbian girlfriends. (I was playing the Beard. They weren't out, because North Kerrlina.)

Omg so much googling!

You've sent me on an odyssey.

 

[psiberzerker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shF1R9tdylo

 

[Trekka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shF1R9tdylo

I all the Elvises

 

[Taegul]

Miss Piggy doing her "HIYA" karate chop. Gets me every time...

 

[Jada59]

Miss Piggy doing her "HIYA" karate chop. Gets me every time...

Bwahahaha!

And I thought I was bad. I'm partial to Kermit singing, "It's not easy being green".

 

[just4friends]

“... a movie star”

Here on Gilligan’s Isle

 

[Taegul]

Bethesda announcing Elder Scrolls VI. Spontaneous combustion in my pants.

 

[jp55665566]

When she sucks my nuts like her favorite bon-bons

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Waking up each morning

 

[Echo5Mike]

Self masturbation seems to work for me most of the time

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

external - I've never had a man put me over the edge.
internal - whatever kink is floating my boat that night.

 

[Echo5Mike]

external - I've never had a man put me over the edge.
internal - whatever kink is floating my boat that night.

Them guys are slacking externally....shame on them!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dirty talk but my list of words that work for me is too long.

 

[Taegul]

Hearing William Hung's rendition of She Bangs. I can't listen to it unless I have a mop with soapy water at the ready...

 

[Taegul]

When a new album from my favorite band comes out, there will be wet fireworks going off. If they ever actually do release a new album... It's only been like 12 years.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Outlaw bikers