Orbs of Future Fortune

[StupidDoes]

As i was walking down a D.C. street one night, a woman standing in the shadow of an alley stopped me. She told me, between coughs, that women have a mystical power able to read the future from a mans balls. She asked if i wanted to know the future as she snorted and wiped her runny nose on her sleeve. Intrigued, i pulled out my balls as one should always do when offered such an oppurtunity for fortune. She smiled a toothless smile, hacked up some phlegm and knelt before me to get to work. I dont recall what my future held as i blacked out moments later. I awoke with a headache and a future filled with paperwork trying to get my wallet back.

guys, post a pic of ur balls (in accordance with the lit rules) on this thread to receive your fortune.

ladies of lit! i ask for your future telling powers to reveal for us men what our future beholds!

 

[Cactusjack05842]

Sure why not...

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[oldasspussy]

Nice start, Cactusjack


I sure hope this thread takes off, the last one someone started didn't do very well.

 

[StupidDoes]

Nice start, Cactusjack


I sure hope this thread takes off, the last one someone started didn't do very well.

but what does his future hold??

 

[Cactusjack05842]

Nice start, Cactusjack


I sure hope this thread takes off, the last one someone started didn't do very well.

Thank you. I don't know if it will or not just figured why not.

 

[msglendale32A]

Balls 01

Balls 02

Balls 03

Nice and smooth looking. I predict you will enjoy showing them to all us ladies and that you'll still like it when you're older like my GD.

Picture removed by moderator, in violation with the Forum Rules. Please DO read the Forum Guidelines regarding posting pictures in the forum. Thanks!

Oops, sorry. Let's try this one that's been okay before.

 

[StupidDoes]

Nice and smooth looking. I predict you will enjoy showing them to all us ladies and that you'll still like it when you're older like my GD.

a wonderful and i think accurate prediction. ty for sharing!

 

[StupidDoes]

lets see the balls...especially if someone has some bouncing balls or balls swinging to and fro...or balls in precarious predicaments

 

[glendale22]

Nice and smooth looking. I predict you will enjoy showing them to all us ladies and that you'll still like it when you're older like my GD.

Picture removed by moderator, in violation with the Forum Rules. Please DO read the Forum Guidelines regarding posting pictures in the forum. Thanks!

Sorry, she got me too close? Oh, well, you get the picture.