Operation WHAT?

[Never]

Laurel:
"Damnit. I thought my vocabulary was about to be expanded."

Okay, I meant to call her thread fascinating but replace that word with festering...
Festinating is a word, it's what my speller popped out when I misspelled festering. It means to hasten someone, sort of like if you were walking too slowly for me and I smacked your ass to make you go faster, I would be festinating you.

 

[Laurel]

Ah...wonderful! I will be sure to use that in a sentence tonight.


*smacks Never's ass*


Giddy-yup.

 

[Guest]

~sighs~

Now I have competition for being the cowgirl of her dreams. Yee-hoo!

 

[Problem Child]

I'd rather be festooned in fecund females, frollicking fancily while finding fifty forms to fellate my flute for fabulous fun, forcing me to feel formidable, festive, funny and fine.

 

[Never]

Abuse!
Webmistress abuse, you all saw it.

Listen, I smack your ass, not the other way around. I thought we had this agreed upon.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

PC, what have you done now?

You've given some kid in BumFuck Iowa who's in a bloody-awful garage band a brain hemhorrage(sp.) trying to decide which of those 19 "operations" he's going to use as a name for his band.

EOD
Chairman,
IBTC

 

[Starfish]

OHHHHHHHHHHH....... Those Nits!

 

[Problem Child]

Operation Bloody Awful Brain Hemmorhage

 

[Never]

Never's Muse:
"~sighs~
Now I have competition for being the cowgirl of her dreams. Yee-hoo!"

I thought you thrived on competition.

 

[Laurel]

I'd rather be festooned in fecund females, frollicking fancily while finding fifty forms to fellate my flute for fabulous fun, forcing me to feel formidable, festive, funny and fine.

If you say that 10 times real fast without stuttering, you get a cookie.

Listen, I smack your ass, not the other way around. I thought we had this agreed upon.

Damnit! I never can get that straight...

You've given some kid in BumFuck Iowa who's in a bloody-awful garage band a brain hemhorrage(sp.) trying to decide which of those 19 "operations" he's going to use as a name for his band.

LMAO!

 

[lavender]

 

[shadowsource]

I've HAD head lice -

and you, Problem Child, are no nit.

 

[Laurel]

Never's Muse:
"~sighs~
Now I have competition for being the cowgirl of her dreams. Yee-hoo!"

I'm no competition for you O Muse. I bow before your superior Muse-ocity.

 

[cymbidia]

((Knew it, Lavender, knew it. That's what the tongue is for.)))

Ahem. I'd like to be festinated again, please. It was pretty damned stimulating. Where's the end of the line?

 

[*Lazer*]

Operation Bin Skin Flute Extraction or is it Retraction?

 

[Never]

Cymbidia, you gave me a hug in the other thread but did not tongue me at the same time. *smacks cym's ass*

Laurel, you took down the web kitty site. *smacks Laurel's ass*

lavender, you miss used the word 'ironic' on numerous occasions. *smacks lavy's ass

Never's Muse, I tried to start a story today and it was horrible! *smacks muse's ass*

~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Wow, that was some good smack.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

...and sore.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

That's what I keep telling myself...

 

[Problem Child]

Operation Stinging Cumshot in the Eye

 

[Laurel]

Operation Lanced Butt Boil

 

[Problem Child]

Operation Barbed Wire Dildo Ass Ream

 

[Silverlily]

Operation Catbox - Bury the Shit in the Sand

 

[*Lazer*]

Operation Horrid Genital Injuries