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watching a praying mantis during a lunch break; i have to admit they are erotic in an eveeel sort of scifi way.
 
Sailing

every time I sail I have a boner! many reasons for this...first off I am away from my beautiful wife so the tension is built up. Plus the erotic movement of the sea is not only hypnotizing it reminds me of my woman breathing and the swell of her breasts. Plus the way your stomach drops in real rough weather is akin to having a first kiss.
 
"Her thong slowly dropped to the floor around her ankles. With growing confidence she took her seat, hands resting on her golden tan thighs. Presently it began - a soft tinkling sound like the sound of rain striking the puddles in the yard outside."

I suppose that turns someone on, but peeing just doesn't do it for me. But that points out that what is HOT for one may not be too interesting to another. It's pretty much an individual thing.
 
Samuri Jack from the cartoon series...the one episode where he is bathing under a waterfall...it's just WRONG to get that aroused by a KID'S CARTOON CHARACTER.
 
malachiteink said:
Samuri Jack from the cartoon series...the one episode where he is bathing under a waterfall...it's just WRONG to get that aroused by a KID'S CARTOON CHARACTER.
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I was going to say that, but not mention the actual cartoon that does it for me. Terribly wrong, distrubing. :eek:
 
The deep, deep rumble of a jet-liner making altitude away from the airport.

Mind you, that's inextricably tied to a goodbye kiss from a girl I never felt I had a chance with when I left the youth theatre group to go to uni...
 
The shriek of a 12-cylinder Ferrari at high rpm and, paradoxically, the sound of a Harley engine.
 
malachiteink said:
Oh, you're more than just a pretty shoulder to me! :D
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Puhleeze...this is erotic, not gushy-sappy-mushy back each other on the back ;) :p
 
CopyCarver said:
The shriek of a 12-cylinder Ferrari at high rpm and, paradoxically, the sound of a Harley engine.
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If you know what that is like, I want to know you :)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
You will get to know her or put her on ignore?

:cool:
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I'm dangerous. I have a thing for biting tattoed shoulders and a crush on a cartoon Samuri. I'm a disturbing influence :)
 
ibhard said:
watching a praying mantis during a lunch break; i have to admit they are erotic in an eveeel sort of scifi way.
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minor threadjack - check out these pictures I found!

http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/site/backyardbirds/hummingbirds/mantis-hummer.aspx

Praying Mantis Makes Meal of a Hummer
Though we tend to think of hummingbirds as cute, dainty little things, in reality they make bold and fierce competitors. They don't let their guard down for a moment while defending their territories from other hummingbirds. They must also watch out for other animals that might prey on them, such as American kestrels in North America or tarantulas in South America. Praying mantises are also known to capture and kill hummingbirds, as a reader from West Chester, Pennsylvania, describes. - BWD

The other day while I was working in the yard my son urgently called to me. "Dad, a praying mantis caught a hummingbird!"


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Mantis_hummingbird.jpg
The mantis captures the bird with a swift swipe of its forelegs.

Not sure what to expect, but knowing my son is not one to make things up, I came running to see for myself. By the time I arrived it was too late for the poor hummer and my scientifically minded son had already begun taking pictures and studying the scene.


As you can see from the photographs this hungry mantis captured and killed a hummingbird not much smaller than itself. The mantis used its spiny left foreleg to impale the hummingbird through the chest while leaving his right leg free.

We surmised that the mantis ran the hummer through and dangled its full weight on its foreleg while he consumed the flesh of the hummingbird from the abdomen. After he had his fill, the mantis gave his foreleg several swift jerks and freed his leg.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/Mantis_hummer2.jpg

The mantis impales the hummingbird's chest with its foreclaws.

This was an unfortunate experience for the hummer, but we are amazed to realize how fast, precise, and powerful the mantis must be to accomplish such a feat!

Richard L. Walkup

West Chester, PA


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Whoa. I'll never look at a praying mantis in the same manner again.

:)
 
malachiteink said:
I'm dangerous. I have a thing for biting tattoed shoulders and a crush on a cartoon Samuri. I'm a disturbing influence :)
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One I can understand, it's the other one that makes me wonder about you :D
 
jushorny said:
If you know what that is like, I want to know you :)
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I owned a couple hogs over the years--a Sportster and an FLH--but (alas) the only Ferraris I ever got to drive were dealer-owned and being road-tested for Car & Driver. The 308 --the model "Magnum PI drove so horrendously badly--was sweet, but the Testarosa was awesome. Sadly, the price tag was a bit too awesome for a staff writer's paycheck.
 
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jushorny said:
Now, my sweet subsarah, it is you who assumed I don't believe cartoons can be sexy. :kiss: Of course, I can easily see why that would be your assumption :devil:
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:kiss:

:cathappy:
 
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